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Woman: You have to understand, my husband tends to have intestinal problems when he eats chilli.
Toilet: You can say that again, lady.
Fred, Gunn and woman: EEEEAAAAAGH!!!
Lorne: Angel, what are you doing?
Angel: Cataloguing my weapons by alphabetical order.
Lorne: Um
OK, but doesnt chainsaw go before sword?
Angel: No, decapitates goes before tortures.
Lorne: I fear you.
Bird: *Splat*
Gunn: Splat?
Bird: *Splat*
Lorne: Uh
Birds: *Splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat splat SPLAT*
Gunn: Oh my God, its raining birds!!!
Lorne: Um, whats he doing here?
Alfred Hitchcock: Oh, dont mind me.
Gunn: But youre dead!
Alfred Hitchcock: I wanted to be on Conversations with Dead People, but this will have to do.
Angel: I want to know what Wolfram and Hart knows about the apocalypse.
Lilah: Or what? Youll kill Gavin?
Angel: No, Ill just show you this nifty limited-edition Bad Boy Gavin Naked calendar.
Gavin: MMMUUUUHHH!!!
Lilah: OK, OK, Ill tell you everything you want to know!!! Wanna take notes? Heres a pad!
Cordelia: I love you. I think I always loved you. But while I was a higher being, I relived everything you did as Angelus. So I cant be with you.
Angel: So I guess the chainsaw is out as foreplay, huh?
Cordelia: I rest my case.
Cordelia: Youre not coming with me.
Connor: I am coming with you.
Cordelia: What is this, some kind of hero deal?
Connor: This is my chance to prove to you that I can be a dark, brooding hero like my father.
Really Big Demon: *CRACK* Hehehe.
Connor: On second thought, theres something to be said for being jolly and cowardly.
Waitress: OK, one more cup and then Im cutting you off.
Fred: Waitwaitwait! TherearestillthreestainsontheceilingIhavetoclean!
Waitress: Come down, Fred. On second thought, Im cutting you off now.
Angel: Oh, so I guess youre the Big Bad Cordy was talking about, huh?
Demon: Hehehe.
Angel: Do you have a name?
Demon: Hehehe.
Angel: Do you plan on killing us?
Demon: Hehehe.
Angel: Do you know any other words apart from Hehehe?
Demon: *WHACK* Hehehe.
Angel: OK, I guess whack counts as a word.
Lorne: Oh my God! Great balls of fire!
Gunn: Lorne, I dont think Jerry Lee Lewis has anything to do with this.
Lorne: Oh, shut up.
Fred: Itsrainingfire! Ineedanothercoffee! Itsrainingfire!
Waitress: *SHOOT*
Fred: *GAK* *Crumple*
Client: Thank you.
Waitress: Dont mention it.
Client: Whats that, by the way?
Waitress: A syringe gun they use to calm elephants.
Client: Nifty.
Cordelia: Hmmm. Its the apocalypse. Lets make love.
Connor: I thought you didnt want to see my
balls of fire. *snicker*
Cordelia: Thats the general idea. You cant talk if youre making love. And besides, I get paid good money to provide a cliffhanger.