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Connor: *forget forget*
Cordelia: Zzzzzzz
Spike: *ghost ghost*
Cordelia: Zzzzzz
Angel and Eve: *pant kiss lick pant*
Cordelia: Zzzzzz
Lindsey: *plan plan*
Cordelia: Zzzzzz
Parasuco Superstore: *sale sale*
Cordelia: Wha
? Lemme go NOW!
Spike: *play play play*
Phone: *ring*
Eve: The games afoot.
Lindsey: No, its Donkey Kong.
Eve: *groan*
Spike: *play play play* *KICK BREAK SHATTER*
Lindsey: OK, that was a foot.
Angel: *knock knock* Cordy?
Cordy: Right here! Let me conceal this bedridden body and Im with ya.
Angel: *hug* Youre awake! What made you snap out of it?
Cordy: I had a vision.
Angel: What kind of vision?
Cordy: Our ratings going down.
Wesley: GASP!!! Something must be done!
Cordy: Well, Im open to suggestions, big guys.
Wesley: I could kill my father.
Angel: I could brood.
Cordy: Wow, the Powers that Be really have a sense of humor.
PTBs: Not enough to make your ratings go up, though.
Angel: Welcome to the kinder, gentler Wolfram and Hart.
Cordy: Ooook
I *think* I can do this.
Monster on a leash: Sure you can. Just dont look at my underwear that way.
Cordy: I can do this, I can do this
Harmony: CORDY!!! Omigod!!! Youre back, yay! OK, well start with a drink and Ill tell you *all* about my love life! And then well get our hair done, and then
Cordy: I think theres a body in a coma behind a curtain in a hospital waiting for me right now.
Harmony: Awwww, bummer.
Cordy: How come no one remembers Connor?
Angel: Because I made a deal with the Senior Partners. I take over Wolfram & Hart, they give Connor a new life. I wanted to show I love him.
Cordy: And is he happy?
Angel: Sure
hes part of Howard Deans public relations team now.
Cordy: Boy, the Senior Partners really *are* evil!
Cordy: Hey Spike. I heard youre not evil anymore
Spike: *GROWL* *BITE*
Cordy: GAK!!!
Angel: *Whack* Get off her!
Spike: Shes evil! Doyle told me!
Cordy: Doyle?
Spike: Of course! The Texan guy with the tattoos who made me the hero of the people and wanted me to drain Cordy here!!! And besides, you dont taste evil. You taste like
Angel: If common sense showed up right in front of you and yelled Gesundheit! you wouldnt recognize it, would you?
Spike: Dont be a git, of course I wouldnt!
Eve: You cant torture me. Youre good, Im connected to the Senior Partners, and Im cute and inoffensive-looking. *stony silence*
Harmony: Hey, want *me* to torture her? I mean, Im evil!
Angel: Be my guest.
Harmony: Yay! OK, well start with a drink and Ill tell you *all* about my love life! And then well get our hair done, and then
Eve: AAAAA! Ill talk, Ill talk!!!
Harmony: Awww, bummer.
Lorne: Angel! The whole supporting crew is gone! Even my makeup artists left!
Angel: Alright, Eve, spill. Whats a Level 7?
Eve: Its a failsafe. In case the ratings get so low we might not make it to the end of the episode. Now let me go, now!
Angel: Dammit, I have to brood more!
Cordy: Were doomed.
Angel: We gotta get to Lindsey, NOW!
Spike: Dont worry, Ill take care of the baddie zombies. You just go after tat-guy.
Angel: Right. Lets go.
Spike: Oh, and Angel do I get a raise for figuring out Doyle isnt my goodie-guy Yoda after all?
Common sense: GESUNDHEIT!
Spike: Do I know you?
Lindsey: Howdy, Angel. Please note my evil-room-induced super-strength. And my extensible sword. *whack*
Angel: Do you line-dance in those jeans? *whack*
Cordy: *remove tats*
Senior Partners: *archly* Yes, Lindsey, can you line-dance?
Angel: Is that Achy Breaky Heart I hear coming from that funnel youre being sucked into?
Lindsey: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Cordy: *sigh* The Senior Partners are just so evil.
Cordy: I just wish I could be there to see you beat the baddies. And brood the ratings back up again. But
Angel: Awww, Cordy, I was going to create a new department just for you
a demon fashion department.
Cordy: Really???
Angel: Yep. Youd be working with
Cordy: *glee*
Angel:
Harmony.
Cordy: GAK!!!
Body in hospital: *croak!*
Angel: Oopsy. I was just joking
Common sense: GESUNDHEIT!
Angel: Sorry, dont have time for a new client right now.