Buffy.FU               News straight from our asses. - Joss gets a frog Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly, was presented “The Frog” on Monday. After having been retired from the WB, the FBI was relocating The Frog when they decided they had more important things to do with their time. Plus, they were still a bit pissed off that the WB rejected their proposed series: “FBI: Behind the tie”, our source stated. According to Luke Perry, who phoned the writer, yet again, with the story, “Yea, the dudes in black all rolled up in front of Joss’ house.” He commented as the writer added ‘change phone number again’ to her list of things ‘To-Do’. “They yanked the frog out of the car and rang the doorbell. When Joss answered, they tossed the frog to him and ran like hell.” According to Lacey Phiney, Joss’ 82-year-old next-door neighbor, she got a call about two hours later inviting her to a BBQ. “They all were there, you know, the people from Angel. They each took turns with The Frog as a piņata. I didn’t know that little Amy girl had an arm like that.” When asked who delivered the last hit, Ms. Phiney smiled. “That would be Alexis.” She stated. “He just pulled out a gun and shot it, exploding it.” After that, Joss treated everyone to frog legs. - Aeryn