HMC: The Motion Picture

If you thought you knew everything about HMC, think again! The true story of how the greatest Mutant Enemy fansite of all-time was formed now comes to your living room in this 85 disc collectors dvd box set! The story revolves around Matt Lee (Jackie Chan, "The Tuxedo"), a young webmaster looking to trade in his macintosh for a black belt in karate when low and behold greedy capitalist shark Eric Hendrix (Kevin Smith, "Clerks") comes in to steal his website and call it his own!

After a mighty internet battle, Matt and Eric eventually realize they both have great ideas and decide to join forces against Buffy.Nu to rid the internet of poor Mutant Enemy fansites! Joining them along the way is writer OttsFiveByFive (Tim Allen, "Galaxy Quest"), who offers dozens of parodies to help jump start their internet careers! But just when things are looking up, compromising photographs of our heroes begin to surface from a source known only as Fiatlux (Helen Hunt, "Mad About You")! But after a long blackmail, they all become friends! Meanwhile, Eric hires Jon Riggins (Dustin Diamond, "Saved by the Bell") to create an obnoxious article series to distract Matt from his plot to take over the website! But Jon only wants to focus his energy on creating a time machine to travel back to the 80s, so Eric hires Aeryn (Molly Ringwald, "The Breakfast Club") to do the job instead! But when both Aeryn and Fiat fall for the same man, can Tiffany and Brittney (Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci, "The Simple Life") prove it in time to cause a ruckus? Or will staff members Vibes and Dannyboy (Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson, "Anger Management") find the evidence in time to advance their own careers? Apparently anything can happen and we're not ruining any of the surprises! Because just before you think things couldn't get any crazier, Eric's wife Jennifer (Michelle Rodriguez, "Girlfight") challenges Matt to a judo tournament, ending in an 80s dance-off between Jon and SevenofTN (Kevin Costner, "Thirteen Days") to see who the best dancing writer really is! It's a wild, wild adventure and sure to bring excitement to the entire family!

This ninety-five hour action thriller includes several featurettes, including a behind-the-scenes tour of the sets, cast interviews, and several thousand blooper reels!

Starring: Jackie Chan, Kevin Smith, Helen Hunt.

* Encoding: Region 49 (USSR only. This DVD will probably NOT be viewable in other countries.)
* Format: Color, Closed-Captioned, Box set, Widescreen, Dolby
* Rated: NC-17
* Studio: Black Swan Productions
* DVD Release Date: TBA
* DVD Features:
* Widescreen anamorphic format
* Number of discs: 85
* Commentary by Jackie Chan, Kevin Smith, and director George Romero
* Commentary by Helen Hunt, Tim Allen, and Molly Ringwald
* Commentary by Dustin Diamond and Dennis Haskins
* Commentary by Sigourney Weaver and James Cameron
* Easter eggs
* DVD-ROM
* Theatrical trailers
* Interactive game trailer
* Music videos: "Can't Dance Like a Woman," "I Want My Site Back"
* Over 3500 outtakes on two discs!
* Original script by Peter David
* Behind-the-scenes featurettes
* Special "Making Of" featurettes
* Theatrical trailer for HMC: 2