Buffy Anne Summers Nickname(s): Buff, The Buffster, The Duchess of Buffonia, Slayer, Joan. Favorite Weapon: Mr. Pointy. Dated: Owen Thurman, Angel, Scott Hope (pre-gayness), Riley Finn, Spike. Favorite Things to do: Slay vampires and demons. Have sex with vampires and demons.

Willow Rosenberg Nickname(s): Will, Crayon-Breaky Willow, Scary-Veiny Willow, Old Reliable. Favorite Weapon: Magicks that could suck us out of existence. Dated: Oz (pre-Willow-gayness), Tara, Kennedy. Favorite Things to do: Gay it up, and flay males who deserve it. Do disney magic that doesn't make sense.

Alexander Lavelle Harris Nickname(s): Xander, Carpenter, Jimmy Olsen, The White Knight, Nighthawk. Favorite Weapon: Humor, rocket launcher, yellow crayon. Dated: Cordelia, Anya, many individual demons. Favorite Things to do: Build stuff, see things, laugh and then hide in the face of danger.

Spike Nickname(s): William (real name) The Bloody, Blondie Bear, Randy Giles, The Doctor, Captain Peroxide. Favorite Weapon: Anything that can kill something. Dated: Drusilla, Harmony, Buffy. Favorite Things to do: Attempt to murder and then hit on Buffy, wear leather duster, call Angel a poof.

Angel Nickname(s): Liam (real name), Angelus, Poofhead. Favorite Weapon: Anything that can kill something. Dated: Darla, Buffy, Busty Werewolf Nina. Favorite Things to do: Fight Wolfram & Hart, Turn into Angelus, play soap opera with Buffy.

Cordelia Chase Nickname(s): Cordy, Queen C, The Bitch. Favorite Weapon: Visions, demon-birth giving. Dated: Xander Harris, Grooslaug, Connor (due to complete loss of brain) Favorite Things to do: Shopping, not having visions, get loofa'd by Dennis.

Rupert Giles Nickname(s): Ripper, The Watcher, Tweed Giles. Favorite Weapon: Books, 2x4's on fire. Dated: Jenny Calender, Olivia, Joyce Summers (ontop of a police car). Favorite Things to do: Have inappropriate sex when he loses his indentity or adulthood, clean glasses, get knocked out.

Wesley Wyndham-Pryce Nickname(s): Wes, Head Boy, Giles: The Next Generation. Favorite Weapon: John Woo Slo-mo duel pistol FX, automatic wrist stakes. Dated: Virginia Bryce, Lilah Morgan, Winifred Burkle. Favorite Things to do: Take away buckets, kill robot-versions of his dad, teach Illyria human junk.

Winifred Burkle Nickname(s): Fred, Freddicles. Favorite Weapon: Dangerous Math and science, dying to bring Illyria forth. Dated: Gunn, Wesley. Favorite Things to do: Losing Texan accent, tacking up dixie chicks posters, soul-floating.

Charles Gunn Nickname(s): Gunn, Mr. Gunn, Hair Club for Men, G. Favorite Weapon: Over-sized truck stake. Dated: Fred, Electro Gwen, probably "Gunn'd" Lily too (although there isn't any evidence). Favorite Things to do: Losing street accent, Being the only brother to sing Gilbert and Sullivan, getting legal on everyone's asses.

Allen Francis Doyle Nickname(s): Doyle, The Mick, Knight in Shining Armor, First Soldier Down (posthumous). Favorite Weapon: Vision exchange, the shake of demon conversion. Dated: Harry (married, divorced). Favorite Things to do: Jump off scaffolds onto bombs, quote Angela's ashes, owe actual money to lonesharks (nay kittens), call Oz 'little bam-bam'.

Joss Whedon Nickname(s): God, The Creator, pretty much anything godlike. Favorite Weapon: Cunning Quips, Razor sharp attacks on pop culture. Dated: He is married, geez you pervs. Favorite Things to do: Rip out our hearts, shit on them and then do a little dance.

Captain Malcolm Reynolds Nickname(s): Captain Tight Pants, Sir, Petty Thief. Favorite Weapon: His 2 fists for fightin', and his two legs for runnin' when he's losin'. Dated: Nandy ("bedded" with her), Saphrine (married, in a hoax'ish sense). Favorite Things to do: Captain Serenity, Call Inara a "whore", sit on big rocks in his birthday suit, steal stuff.