Airdate: November 10th, 2002
Special Guest Star: Andy Hallett
Guest Starring: Vladimir Kulich
Written & Directed by: Joss Whedon
Teaser
At a karaoke bar, Lorne us up on stage singing Memories and talking about youth, that magical time, first loves, great discoveries. But sometimes people forget what a mess youth is. Its magical all right, and he goes to the fact that theres nothing more unreliable than magic. He tells his audience a story
And we pick off where we left last time. Cordelia and Angel are in the garden, Cordy asking him if they were in love. Angel fumbles on the question, which irritates Cordy. He doesnt know, but he has feelings for her, he thought she did too, but she never told him. She asked to meet him to talk, but he never saw her again. She thinks maybe its possible, or maybe she was going to tell him to back off, maybe she had a restraining order ready. Angel tells her they were to meet in Malibu in the bluffs at night, and raising his voice, points out that thats pretty romantic. She tells him not to yell at her, he wasnt but he just doesnt want to answer questions he doesnt have the answers for. He does know that shes his dearest friend, and he wants that much back. This is killing her however: she knows everything she should about the world in general, but nothing about herself, she doesnt even recognize the sound of her own name. Angel assures her hell get her back. Lorne comes in with great news: he got a memory spell guaranteed to bring Cordy back to the way she was, Angel is dubious, but Lorne says there are no side-effects, theres no way it can fail.
Lorne: So Im an idiot, what are you, perfect?
ACT I
Lornes addressing his crowd, explaining that he had every reason to believe the spell would work, and it did, after a fashion. But what happened during it, and what came after well, thats different. But the spell was legit.
The woman who gave this to him, and deals in these kinds of spells, swears it can cut to the chase with this. Angel doesnt trust spell but Cordy doesnt care, shes in, all she wants is to remember. Lorne just has to gather The Six.
At his apartment, Wesley is testing out a new strap on armament (including shooting stakes and a collapsible sword) when he gets a call from Lorne. Wes agrees tot take part in the memory spell: its worth doing if it gets Cordy her memory back. He also asks about Fred.
Fred and Gun meanwhile cant sleep and are distant from each other. Angel comes knocking; he needs them for the spell. Downstairs, Lorne is setting up the ritual, with a symbol painted on the floor. Wes, more dressed up than lately, comes in as Fred and Lorne are greeting each other in Pylean. Fred is noticeably uncomfortable, Wes asks her if shes all right and if its done, she replies that it is.
Lorne explains that he didnt know then that Fred had tried to kill her evil professor by opening a portal. Gunn didnt know that Wesley had helped, and Wes didnt know that Gunn had killed the man himself to prevent her from becoming a killer. And Fred didnt know that Gunn was right then figuring out that Wes had helped her try. So he didnt know all the facts from the get go, and he was thinking about Cordelia.
Angel come in as Cordy has a towel around her, she says that Connor doesnt have a shower. He asks her how his son is, she says hes 18, a mess, and a lot of pain in him, but it helps that shes there. Angel was just there to inform her that theyre almost ready. Cordy notes that hes awfully comfy wandering in her room at any time, fitting both the in love and harassment theories. Angel hopes that will be answered soon.
Wes in wandering in the small office when Gunn, sitting in the dark like a certain broody vamp, says hes the muscle. He elaborates that hes not a leader anymore, not with Angel, the Champion, whos returned. Cordy has the heart, Wes is the brains, which means hes the muscle. Wes asks where does leave Fred, Gunn ponders it, shes pretty brainy too, maybe she and Wes are kindred souls, maybe thats why se went to him, killing takes brains. Wes tells him he did what Gunn wasnt prepared to; Gunn says that Wes has no idea what hed do for her. He knows why Wes keeps coming back, Wes points out that they keep needing his help, Gunn blocks his way, if Wes makes a move on Fred, hell put him down, hard. Wes, dripping with sarcasm, is glad Gunn has such faith in their relationship. Gunn grabs his arm, a stake comes out, missing Gunn by inches: they dont all have muscle to fall back on. Wes turns around to leave, Gunn asks what happened to him, Wes reminds him that he had his throat cut and all of his friends abandon him.
The gang has now formed a circle around the symbol, holding hands, keeping their eyes on the bottle in the centre. Lorne recites the verse We come to in supplication and in hope, bring her back. The bottle vibrates, spins, and then a trail of mist hits all of them, sending them in a psychedelic haze, Lorne crawls away and passes out, the others all in their drug-addled states until Cordy smashes the bottle. Shes now wondering whats going on, Wes doesnt recognize her, she informs him that shes Cordelia Chase and that this better not be a sophomore prank or her parents will sue the entire population of Sunnydale. Gunn doesnt know what shes talking about, she spells it out for him: kidnapping a minor, and shes not going to stand for this! That is, until she sees Angel, hello, salty goodness! its the return of Queen C.
ACT II
No one recognizes anyone in the group. Fred introduces herself to Cordy as another high school student; Cordy wants nothing to do with her. Wes introduces himself, a student at the Watchers Academy in Southern Hampshire, where he happens to be Head Boy. Gunn just states his name and nothing else. Cordy isnt interested in anyone, except in the quiet Angel, he says that theyre all insane, the clothes, the speech, he wonders in what land this is. Wes asks him in turn from what land he hails from, Angel calls him an English pig, and says they never wanted them in Ireland. Cordy tells him he doesnt sound Irish (which is true), he says his name is Liam. Cordy is annoyed, and shes had enough and she leaves, but Wes stops her. Hes convinced theyre all victims of some nefarious scheme, with perils around the corner; they should gather info. Cordy suggests gathering the cops, but Gunn doesnt want the heat and Fred thinks its a government conspiracy. Wes suggests they look at the facts: theyre all from different cities, similar age, Cordy then notices that her hair has been cut, and is shocked. Wes and Fred assure her its nice. Liam thinks its the devil, his father always told him he was a sinner, and now hes in hell. Wes deduces that theyre in a hotel, and Gunn doesnt like him. He tells Gunn that hes seen things that he couldnt imagine, Gunn moves closer, intimidating Wes. Wes does some cheesy karate moves when his stake pops out. A clue! and then Gunn and Fred find the unconscious Lorne. Liam thinks thats the devil.
Connor, meanwhile, is fighting vamps in an alley, saving a woman in distress. She wonders if he wants his reward. Connor does, bur she fifty bucks for it, Connor isnt familiar yet with the concept of prostitutes. He ought to run home to momma she says, maybe shell give him a reward for being such a good boy.
Lorne is tied to the central couch of the lobby with duct tape. Gunn wants to cut off its head, but Wes believes it has information they need. Cordy wants some answers: wooden stakes, guys with horns, and neither of them seems that much surprised when things just get weirder. Gun tells them that vampires are real, hes been fighting them his whole life, but hes never seen that type of demon before. Wes says he has, but doesnt have anything useful on it. This quickly degenerates into a fight between Gunn and Wes until Cordy breaks it up. Wes tells them of the stories at the Watchers Academy, about a test, which the most cunning can survive. Theyre in a house with a vicious vampire, and they have to kill it before it kills them. Cordy asks them why arent they walking out the door, Liam answers that they changed them, and Fred joins in that none of them looks seventeen, and Liam feels cold inside. Wes believes if they find and kill the vampire, the spell will wear off and they can go about their business. They split up, Cordy and Liam on the top floors, Wes, Fred, and Gunn on the bottom.
Liam and Cordy are going room per room, and they find one with the radio on, minstrels to Liam, cord turns it off. She sits down on the bed with him and suggests stopping for a while, letting the vampire experts deal with it. Hes sorry for acting so womanish, she feels is muscle, not womanish at all. He vamps out when she turns out, and reverts, she didnt notice. He rushes to the bathroom, and sees no reflection in the mirror. He comes back out, exclaiming hes invisible; Cordy says hes not. He locks himself in the bathroom, confirming he has not reflection. He vamps out, touches his vampire features, and reverts. He does this several times before he comes to the conclusion that hes the vampire and theyre going to kill him.
ACT III
Lorne asks to his crowd if theres anything worse than feeling that youre all alone, the only person in the world who feels the way they do, and if anyone found out theyd drive a stake through their heart.
Gunn Wes and Fred are in the hotel kitchens, vampire hunting. Freds still not ruling out aliens, talking to Wes about what they could have been doing to her poor, naked, helpless, body. Wes, uncomfortable, assures her that its demonic work and they arent so exploratory. They find out nothing in that room.
The five all meet up in the lobby, Cordy and Liam not having found anything either in the rooms they searched, though they havent searched them all. Liam says that the place is evil and that he should leave and does so, effortlessly. Wes thinks Lima is facing out there horrors hes never even imagined.
In fact, 18th Century Liam is petrified by the modern L.A. traffic, and bolts back inside the hotel, telling about the hundreds of shiny demons. Gunn is bored at the prospect of checking every other room, and Fred asks if the vampire shouldnt be coming after them. Wes agrees that further searching is pointless, and comes to a new theory: 5 people, complete strangers and far from home, the demon could be among them. Liam is all for searching rooms now, but Wes is sticking to his idea and gets out a cross and points it at Gunns face. He gets a punch in the face for his troubles, but nothing else. Fred and Cordy try it, then Liam, who holds it tight, and in some pain just as Lorne is waking up, and gets rid of the cross. Lorne still has his memories, except for the fact that hes tied to a chair, again! The gang was hoping he could tell them what happened, Wes calling him a spawn of evil. Lorne sees that his sure fire hit was a dud. Wes wants to know where the vampire is; Lorne tells them there arent any vampires, well except for Angel there (nodding his head at Liam). Liam says the devil-man is lying but Lorne doesnt get it and Angel punches him, knocking him unconscious again. They all move away from him, Gunn grabbing his axe. Cordy points out that they left her alone with him, Liam swears that he never touched her, Cordy says thats clearly deviant behaviour. Wes and Gunn agree about vamps, they arent people, just dust waiting to happen. Wes has his stake poke out but Fred leans on him and it shoots out, hitting Liam. Gunn hacks at him, Liam knocks him aside. Liam tells them they want a vampire, theyve got their man, hell start feeding on the ladies, but doesnt know which one to choose first. Cordys miffed at that until she remembers the feeding part, and points at Fred, half of her is neck! Wes has the two women run, unravels his sword, and goes after Liam. Liam knocks him out with one punch.
Cordy, running away, has trapped herself in the basement. Liam is disappointed, she liked him so much before, now he cant get one little kiss. He grabs her, hes strong too now, but she says she has a superpower and screams her lungs out. Its inhuman to Liams ears but hasnt accomplished anything. Connor, out of nowhere, lunges at him, then throws him through a window down to the kitchens below. Cordy thanks him, hes a bit too chess club for her usual tastes, but if he kills that vamp, hell get a big reward, and she means it.
ACT IV
Connor jumps down, Liam corners him, hes tired of being bullied. Connor punches him.
Fred, hiding behind a curtain, checks on the unconscious Gunn. Lorne asks her for a minute of her time, she asks why she should trust him. He tells her theyre buddies, they did a spell and it went wrong, but they can make it right. He asks if the bottle is still in the circle, but all she sees is the broken glass. He can still do it, but one at a time. He needs her to untie him, and has her look in her heart, is he evil?
In the kitchen, Liam is getting beat up by Connor. Liam is impressed, his this lad a vampire too? Connor sees he doesnt remember. Liam tells him he only remembers waking up in this madhouse with those hypocrites. Hes supposed to be evil he says, they attack him without cause, they gang up on him because hes different, just like his father. Connor tells him that fathers do suck, Liam agrees, his father told him to be good, fear God, do as your told, even though hes done his share of sins too. Connor says it sounds like his father, a self-righteous bastard like he wouldnt believe. They fight again, Lima with reluctance, hed rather be satisfying his urges with the Chase girl. Connor wars him away, the girl is his, Liam says she never did mention him, Conner hits him with a pan and kicks him.
Lornes made a paste in bowl, and dabs some on Freds tongue. She swallows, her memories come back, and stops Gunn from killing Lorne.
Connor and Liam are still fighting, Liam gaining the advantage, beating Connor. Liam says he didnt ask for this, didnt ask to be attacked, to be freak, or even to be born, he walks away. Connor asks him to wait, and tells him he almost had him, Liam says not in a dream. Fred rushes down.
Wes, Gunn and Fred are picking up the remains of the spell, all with a heavy load on their shoulders, and going their separate ways. Lorne is in a hallway, applying the restoration spell to Cordy. She takes on look at him, Connor, and Angel, and runs off.
Lorne explains that none of them knew at the time what Cordy saw, and replays the sequence of events. The first thing that Cordy saw were evil, demonic eyes belonging to some beast, and then she runs off. Lorne finishes up, its been a long night, always leave them wanting more, and hes got nothing left to tell. He warns them to stay away from the magic.
Angel runs after Cordy in the hall, she says she cant and shes sorry, but its too much. She remembers all of it, and she has to be alone, for a while at least. As she leaves Angel calls out to her and asks if they were in love. She whispers that they were, and she leaves.
Lorne steps off the stage and leaves the empty bar.
Summary by Dannyboy
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