Wesley: I took the liberty of providing you with a new working space.
Angel: Great.
Wesley: And I'd love a cup of coffee.
Angel: That's... that's very funny.
Cordy: Two sugars in mine.
Gunn: Mocha cappuccino here.
Angel: Man. Atonement's a bitch.

Cordy: They're taking - people and, and, whoa, big bird.
Gunn: Big bird?
Cordy: Not the muppet, you dumb ass.

Cordy: Wow. I haven't seen you since...
Harmony: Our high school blew up.

Cordy: Wow. Look at you. You look - different.
Harmony: Hey, I'm not the same person I was back at Sunnydale High.

Harmony: I just broke up with someone. Real smothering relationship. You know, the kind where they just can't live without you?

Cordy: You got a place to stay?
Harmony: You offering?
Cordy: Do I have to say it?
Harmony: Yeah.

Angel: Follow the screaming woman?

Harmony: I'm sorry. - I thought I could control myself. I thought I could control these urges.
Cordy: Urges?
Harmony: You have *no* idea how hard it is to stay away from you. I mean, seeing you there looking so - so luscious.
Cordy: Oh. - Oh! You're a...
Harmony: I should have told you. I was - scared. Scared that if you found out what I was - you'd kill me.
Cordy: Oh. No, Harmony - god, you really think I'm *that* narrow-minded? - I don't care about that!

Willow: Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?
Cordy: Oh. Harmony is a vampire? - That's why she - oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed! All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo! - Oh, yeah? Really? - Well, that's great! Good for you.

Wesley: Get away from her... foot!

Wesley: You're friend Harmony here is a...
Cordy: Vampire. Yeah, I know.
Wesley: An *evil* vampire.
Harmony: Yeah, we covered that, too.

Cordy: So you thought you just bust into my house and kill my friend without giving her a chance to explain herself.
Wesley: Yeah.
Angel: Pretty much.
Wesley: That was our plan.

Wesley: That is not your friend. That thing may have your friend's memories and her appearance, but it's just a filthy demon, an unholy monster. Uh, no offence.
Harmony: About what?

Angel: Yeah, well, look, the red bird you saw in your vision, was it, ah, you know, an eagle, a hawk, a falcon?
Cordy: What am I? The bird lady of Alcatraz? It had wings and a beak. For all I know it was a duck. A big - red duck.

Wesley: Well, I'm unaware of any red bird statuary in downtown Los Angeles, so unless you are I suggest... *someone* put a *stake* through that woman's heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum!

Harmony: Eww! Yech! It tastes funky.
Angel: It's pig's blood.
Harmony: Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.

Doug: It's time to actualize your potential. Time to maximize your personal input and get the most out of your afterlife. To those in here for the first time I just want to say - hi. You're special. You each have it in you to be the best vampire. Not just any vampire, but a master! How? I'll show you Through my personally devised, multi-level, exponential flow cooperative.

Doug: You turn two into vampires, and you bring one for the food bank. You turn two, and the rest is food. Let me hear it. Turn two, the rest is food.

Harmony: We always said we were going to do something cool with our lives. Now look at us. You're an office manager and I'm dead.

Cordy: So, ah, - what do you think?
Host: I think your friend should reconsider the name Harmony.

Harmony: Hey, I'm thinking about doing another number. Now what do you think: Candle in the Wind or the Princess Diana Candle in the Wind?

Gunn: Just so we're on the same page. When we find this vampire cult, we are gonna kill 'em, right?

Angel: It's your place to tell her.
Wesley: She won't listen to me.
Angel: Welcome to *my* world.

Gunn: Hey. Can we yell a little louder? I'm not sure the crazed cult of vampires heard us sneaking up on them.

Angel: She doesn't have a soul.
Cordy: Oh. That's it, is it? You're better than her because you have a soul?
Angel: Well, yeah.
Cordy: I noticed yours didn't get in the way of betraying the people who worked with you, who cared about you.
Angel: I never...
Cordy: *And* you know, you didn't just betray me, Angel. You didn't just hurt me. You gave away my clothes.

Cordy: Do you know how scared I was you were on you're way to becoming Angelus *again*? Imagine what could have happened if you'd gone nuts and slept with Darla.
Angel: You know I would never do that...

Harmony: Watch out Evil (morphs into vamp-face) here comes Harmony.

Doug: I can hear you saying 'but I'm not like you, Doug. I don't have what it takes.' That's just the voice of your inner human spreading the ghostly remnants of neurosis from your past life. Instead say: 'I'm in control of my unlife.'

Gunn: Now we saving a vampire from vampires? I got two words for that: nuh and ah.

Cordy: Well, Harmony, aren't you just about the most weak-willed, soft-brained...
Harmony: Huh-uh. Doug says those kind of comments are self-growth inhibitors. I tune out mental roadblocks.

Doug: Why are you working with these humans, Angel? You should be maximizing you inner potential, empowering your vampire self.

Cordy: I want you out of my city. You're gonna wanna be as far away from me as possible.
Harmony: But I left a few things at your (Cordy raises the crossbow) Bye.

Cordy: Oh, my god. These are gorgeous! You have the most amazing taste! You have, like - a gay man's taste, and that's saying something. I love them *so* much!