Gunn: Couple of weeks ago he was wearing diapers. Now he's a teenager?
Cordelia: Tell me we don't live in a soap opera.
 
Gunn: We got it, man.
Groo: We will not fail - man.
 
Fred: You went to Wesley for me. He's the one who told you how to save me.
Gunn: Yeah. He made it clear. That's a door none of us is ever going to be knocking on again.
 
Lilah: Wow. I guess when she slit your throat she nicked your sense of humor.
Wesley: Not at all. I find you being here extremely funny.
Lilah: And how is that?
Wesley: Because you're going to offer me a job.
 
Lilah: Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray. So, don't pretend you're too good to work for us
 
Groo: Pylean warriors are trained for such endurance. I once happened upon a herd of Bur-beasts and as you know, engorged Bur-beasts will couple with anything that moves. I was forced to stand perfectly still for eleven days and nights.
Cordelia: So, you were never...
Groo: No. That honor was yours, princess.
 
Fred: Connor is new to this world, alone, probably scared.
Gunn: Yeah, he looked scared, kicking my ass.
 
Cordelia: You know someone else who can...Oh. I don't think Angel's gonna go for that.
Groo: Yes. We must always consider Angel. Angel is our leader. We must obey his wishes.
 
Lorne: There, you see what I mean? It's been like that all day! One of the nasty side effects of specializing in dimensional magic. What I wouldn't do for a lasso and some crazy glue.
 
Angel: We can make this right.
Tyke: You can give me a new ear?
Angel: Well - maybe you can wear a hat.
 
Meerna: I hope this pentagram wasn't some dark attempt to close the fissure.
Gunn: Ah, no, that was a dark attempt to open one.
 
Fred: I... If there aren't any portal's, what is it?
Meerna: A tear in reality. Big cosmic no-no.