Lorne: Did I ever tell you I suck at sports?

Gunn: (about Randall) This punk stole my car when he was 12 years old.

Wesley: Someone who knows the truth has to live through this. Angel, that's you.

Lorne: 2 weeks down here and I'd be ready to move in with my mother.

Lorne: I really hate today.
Gunn: I'm worried about tomorrow myself.

Matthew: You didn't tell me the sun came back out.
Gunn: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, the sun came back out.

Angel: Someone who knows the truth has to live through this.

Gunn: I ain't eatin' no rats.
Angel: Well neither am I!!

Angel: Oh hell...

Fred: It could be rats.
Gunn: Why did you say that!?

Lorne: I don't know, that's a WHOLE lotta pod people.

Lorne: He only drinks pigs blood.
Angel: Lorne!

Lorne: Oh God, are we dead yet?