Angel: What happened?
Spike: I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as "head boy."
Angel: Yeah, I already knew that.
Spike: Right. I have nothing else to report.

Roger Wyndham-Price: Spike.
Spike: You've heard of me?
Roger Wyndham-Price: No. We've met. 1963. My colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed two of my men before you escaped.
Spike: Oh... How've you been?

[Talking about the cyborg.]
Fred: This thing really blurs the line between human and robot.
Spike: Aha! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot. Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

Spike: Oh, uh, Eve's stuck in the elevator.
Gunn: So tell maintenance.
Spike: Right. Well, where the bloody Hell is maint – Oh, to be honest, I don't even care.

Spike: I don't know if you know this, but, uh... I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me so I had to –
Wesley: Thank you. I'm... very comforted. Right.

[When power goes out in elavator]
Eve: That's odd.
Spike: I know what this is. (Yells)You'll never take me to hell, Pavayne.
[Emergency power comes on]
Spike: Oh. Well, that's just something I say... when, uh... it gets dark.

Emil: Just want to make sure we know were we stand
Wesley: Right now, you're standing on the brink of my patience

Eve: ( re: Wesley ) Willing to risk anything...or anyone...for the greater good. Look, hey...I'm just asking. Could it be there's another reason you're getting so mad at him about this? Mmm...stealing your son, for instance?
Angel: We don't talk about my son.

Roger: Your name's proven to be a point of contention. There is some who believe that your tenure as watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure.
Wesley: Really? I beat out everybody dying in an explosion as most embarrassing failure.

Spike: (re: Roger) Daddy, eh? I always though Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.

Wesley: You went to a lot of trouble to get this staff. You had us attacked, you smuggled in a weapon, you brought in an army so you could escape. I don't know why you're doing all this, but did you ever once consider there might be another way? Did you ever once consider talking to me about it?
Roger: No. You've failed me enough for one lifetime.

Angel: You know...I killed my actual Dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire.
Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation.
Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.

Fred: ( re: Roger ) Part of you knew. Even if you can't admit it to yourself, part of you knew it wasn't him.
Wesley: No. I was sure it was him. You were there. I killed my father.
Fred: He was threatening your friends.
Wesley: He was threatening you. He pointed a gun at you, Fred...so I shot him.

Fred: "It's like an M.C. Escher picture, but with wires and flesh instead of geese."