BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder)
B: I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
J: Can I make you a sandwich or something before you go? You must be starving.
B: Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
C: Come in, Nighthawk - everything okay?
B: What if he's mad?
X: Check it out. The Watcher's back on the clock. And just when you were thinking career change, maybe becoming a Looker or a Seer.
B: I got in a few hours ago, but I wanted to go see my Mom first.
O: Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore.
X: So, where were you? Did you go to Belgium?
C: So, were you living in a box, or what?
B: You guys seem down with the slayage, all tricked out with your walkies and everything.
X: I'm kind of tied up.
B: Oh, come on. Friends don't let friends browse alone.
G: You know you'll have to talk to Principal Snyder before...
J: But you can't keep her out of school. You don't have the right.
PS: I'm quite sure that a girl with the talents and abilities of Buffy will land on her feet. In fact, I noticed as I came in this morning, that Hotdog-On-a-Stick is hiring. You will look so cute in that hat.
J: Don't worry about school, honey. If we can't get you back into Sunnydale, maybe we can swing private school.
B: What about home-schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people any more.
Pat: Between your situation, and reading "Deep End of the Ocean", she was, uh, just a wreck. You can imagine.
Pat: You go be with your Mom. You two need to rebond.
B: Mom, Willow and everybody aren't company-plate people. They're normal-plate people.
B: Next time, I get to pick the Mother-Daughter bonding activity.
J: Do you want to say something?
B: Am I dreaming?
J: I've been on the phone with the superintendent of schools. At least he seems more reasonable than that nasty little horrid bigoted rodent man.
J: As for private schools, Miss Porter's accepts late admissions. I wrote the information down for you.
J: I just wish you didn't have to be so secretive about things. I mean, it's not your fault you have a special circumstance. They should make allowances for you.
J: I would think they would be happy to have a... a superhero. Is that the right term?
B: Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo.
G: Oh, my god. What a stench.
G: It's, uh, striking... and Nigerian.
B: You know, I love art talk as much as the next very dull person, but we have work to do, Giles.
O: it looks dead, it smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting.
O: Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches.
W: What about Buffy's welcome home dinner tonight? I told her mom we'd help out, bring stuff.
O: We should figure out what kind of deal this is. I mean, is it a gathering, a shindig, or a hootenanny?
X: Well, I hate brie.
X: Okay, so one vote from the old guy for smelly cheese night, and how many votes for actual fun, huh?
B: You seem to be avoiding me, in the one-on-one sense.
X: I guess a lot of people are glad to have you back.
Guy: You got the wrong casa, Mr. Belvedere.
B: I'm trying.
G: Unbelievable. "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead." Americans!
J: You put me through the ringer, Buffy. I mean it. And I've had schnapps.
X: You can't just bury stuff, Buffy. It'll come right back up to get you.
G: Oh, good show, Giles.
G: Like riding a bloody bicycle!
C: Put yourself in Buffy's shoes for just a minute, okay? I'm Buffy, freak of nature, right? naturally, I pick a freak for a boyfriend, and then he turns into Mr. Killing-spree, which is pretty much my fault...
O: Okay, I'm gonna step in now, being referee-guy.
J: Are these vampires?
X: Man, this sucker wobbles, but he won't fall down!
J: What do we do if they get in?
C: How do we know it's really you and not zombie-Giles?
O: The think the dead man's party's moved upstairs.
O: What happens if they get the mask?
X: Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good.
B: Hey, Pat! Made you look.
O: Never mind.
J: So, is this a typical day at the office?
PS: Do we have an appointment?
G: You had no grounds for expelling her.
PS: Sorry, I'm not convinced.
W: I tried to communicate with the spirit world, and I *so* wasn't ready for that. It's like being pulled apart inside.
B: I am sorry.
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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