BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, T=Mr. Trick, F=Faith, Sc=Scott, K=Kakistos)
W: Hey, maybe we shouldn't be too couple-y around Buffy.
X: Buffy, banned from campus, but not from our hearts. How are you and what's for lunch?
W: Ooh, Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren't ready then. But I think you're ready now. Or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation. Or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. Oh, I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth! I meant that little half-smile thing that you... You're supposed to stop me when I do that.
Sc: Hi, Buffy.
B: Look, I'm not trying to snare Scott Hope. I just want to get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.
T: Sunnydale. Town's got quaint. And the people? He called me sir. Don't you just miss that? I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers, you know, strictly the Caucasian persuasion here in the Dale. But, you know, you just gotta stand up and salute their death rate. I ran a statistical analysis, and, hello darkness! It makes D.C. look like Mayberry, and ain't nobody saying boo about it.
K: The Slayer. I'm going to rip her spine from her body. Then I'm going to eat her heart and suck the marrow from her bones.
B: I had to.
J: Morning, Sunshine. Ready to face the Beast?
PS: Here are the terms of your re-entry, Missy, take 'em or leave 'em. One: That you pass a make-up test of every class you skipped out on last year. Two: That you provide, in writing, one glowing letter of recommendation from any member of our faculty who is not an English librarian. Three: That you complete an interview with our school psychologist, who must conclude that your violent tendencies... are under control.
B: So let me get this straight: I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow. That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.
W: I think it's great that you're a schoolgirl again.
W: Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?
G: Oh, uh... well, I, um... Well, of course it's wonderful to have you back. That goes without saying. But, you enjoy making me say it, don't you?
B: Acathla, huh? What are you doing, making him some demon pizza?
W: Oh, a spell? Can I help?
G: And Angel?
B: Oh, no, I have to go take an English makeup exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right? Ohhh!
W: Sage, I love that smell! And marnox root. You know, just a smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva... does something I know nothing about.
W: Are you... is she glow-y?
W: Hi, Scott. What are you doing here?
Sc: If you change your mind, you can mosey on over, and then if not, then you don't mosey.
W: Come on, Buffy. I mean, the guy is charm, and, and normal, which is what you wanted to get back to.
C: Check out slu-o-rama and her disco dave. What was the last thing that guy danced to, K.C. and the Sunshine Band?
C: I bet it's nothing. They're probably just making out
O: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town.
F: So it's like 118 degrees, and I'm sleeping without a stitch on. And all of a sudden I hear this screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broken down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up, and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden the cops pull up, and they arrested us both.
F: Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?
X: And so was this, um, also naked?
O: Something occurring... Now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you. But I'm wondering about your position on werewolves.
G: It's a great honor to be invited. Or so I'm told.
W: Aha! Sorry, I just meant, Aha! There's big evil brewin'. You'll never be bored here, Faith, 'cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil.
B: Acathla, Angel, me, sword.
W: And over here we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes.
X: And they say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.
F: You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I'd had friends like you in high school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might have been sad about it, you know?
C: What is it with you and Slayers? Maybe I should dress up as one and put a stake to your throat.
C: Does anyone believe that is her actual hair color?
W: Hey, maybe Faith and Scott could hit it off. I mean, if you're done with him. Not that you used him!
T: All I'm saying is, we stay local - where the humans are jumpin' and the cotton is high - but we live global.
J: So you're a Slayer too. Isn't that interesting.
F: Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing - that I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like that feeling.
B: She gets along with my friends, my Watcher, my Mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries.
J: Does anyone else think Faith is creepy?
J: When did you die? You never told me you died.
J: I have tried to march in the "Slayer Pride" parade, but... I don't want you to die.
B: I've got help now. I've got all the help I can stand.
F: Didn't we do this street already?
B: You got a problem?
F: What are you getting so strung out for, B?
F: My dead mother hits harder than that!
B: Faith, stake him already and give me a hand!
F: Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work.
G: What you must realize, Buffy, is that you and Faith have very different temperaments.
G: They're probably sitting down to a nightcap. I wonder if they still kayak. I used to love a good kayak.
B: Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in - coincidences and leprechauns.
Sc: Think of this as my last-ditch effort. I realize that one more is going to qualify as stalking.
Sc: It begins with conversation. We all know this. Maybe over a cup of coffee, or maybe at the Buster Keaton festival playing on State Street all this weekend.
B: What was that you said about my problem, gotta deal and move on? Well, we have the "moving on" part right here. What about dealing?
B: You run, he runs after you.
B: Scream later. Escape now.
T: If we don't do something, the Master could get killed. Well, our prayers are with him.
T: There's a reason these vengeance crusades are out of style. The modern vampire sees the big picture.
B: But I liked what you said about friendship. I liked it a lot. And Buster Keaton - big fun. And I'm capable of big fun even though there's no earthly way you could possibly know that about me. Wow, if I knew I was gonna go on this long, I probably would have brought some water.
Sc: Uh, I don't know, Buffy, I'm really going to have to think about this. Okay, you know what, I've thought about it and I'm in, when do you want to go?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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