BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, T=Mr. Trick, M=Mayor, E=Ethan, MB=Miss Barton )
B: I broke my No. 2 pencil. We'll have to do this again sometime.
T: I can get you what you need. I know a beast who knows a guy.
M: I made certain deals to get where I am today. This demon requires its tribute. You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. I keep my campaign promises.
M: Where'd I put that scotch?
B: And then I was being chased by an improperly filled in answer bubble screaming "None of the above."
O: I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms but.... this isn't the place.
W: Oz is the highest scoring person never to graduate!
C: Oh god. Are we killing something tonight?
W: Oz is the highest scoring ....
X: I hate they make us take that thing [SAT]. It's totally fascist, and personally, I think it discriminates against the uninformed.
B: I'm supervised 24/7. It's like being in the Real World house. Only real.
W: Ooh! Candy bars! Lots of 'em!
B: Let's hear it for the band.
X: Those tall fuzzy hats aren't cheap, huh?
B: I'm sure we love the idea of going all Willy Loman, but we're not in the band.
J: Buffy, what would I do with 40 chocolate bars?
B: You're a good mom.
B: I'm not taking off again. Besides, if I wanted to, I could just get on a bus.
J: Don't you think Mr. Giles is monopolizing an awful lot of your time?
B: OK. You're just doing this to take funny pictures of me.
B: You ran out of new training ideas about a week ago, huh?
G: It's not that simple is it... OW!
A: It's late. How'd you get away?
B: Do you guys want to watch some television? I hear there's a very insightful Nightline on.
J: Were you at the Bronze? What was happening there that was so important?
B: You're both scheduling me 24 hours a day. Between the two of you that's 48 hours!
G: All right, come on. Let's not, uh, freak out.
E: Trust me. You don't want to eat that.
C: I heard there's a secret rule that if a teacher is more than 10 minutes late, we can all leave early.
C: He is wound a little tight. I had this philosophy book checked out for, like, a year, and he made me pay the fine even though it was huge. I was sad to return it. It was perfect for starting conversations with college boys. Of course, that was BX.
X: I like chocolate. There is no bad here.
W: I went to, like, four houses and they were gone. It's like trick or treating in reverse.
X: The band. They're great. They march.
C: Where is Giles already? I'm bored and he's not here to give me credit for it.
PS: Everybody expects me to do everything around here because I'm the principal. It's not fair!
MB: Let's just sit quietly and pretend we're reading something until we're really sure old Commandant Snyder's gone. Then we're all outta here!
J: Take the car, and Mr. Giles can drive me home.
J: Do you think she noticed anything?
W: Tell me again how it happened?
W: Do you know that you have the parking brake on?
W: Are you sure about the Bronze? I mean, the SATs are tomorrow.
J: You've got good albums.
J: So, why do they call you Ripper?
J: Hey, Ripper, you wanna watch TV? I know how to order pay per view.
B: Let's do the time warp again.
B: Miss Barton?
W: This is not normal. Maybe that goes without saying.
PS: Hey gang! This place is fun city, huh?
PS: Hey did you see Miss Barton? I think she's wasted. I'm gonna have to put that in her next performance review....'cause.... 'cause I'm the principal!
W: I don't like this. They could have heart attacks.
PS: Whoa! There are some foxy ladies here tonight!
B: They're acting like a bunch of us.
T: That's the reason I love this country. You make a good product, and the people will come to you. Of course, a lot of them are going to die, but that's the other reason I love this country.
O: Teenagers. That's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?
PS (to Oz): You've got great hair.
*Louie, Louie*
B: We have to figure out what's going on. This has Hellmouth fingerprints all over it.
PS: Hey, where are we going? Wait up you guys. You guys aren't trying to ditch me are you?
PS: Whoa, Summers, you drive like a spaz!
W: It'll be okay when we get to Giles.
J: That's cool! Very Juice Newton.
PS: This is great! Let's do donuts in the football field.
G: Ooo. Copper's got a gun!
J: You are so cool. You're like Burt Reynolds.
W: Anybody else all creeped out and trembly?
B: Something's weird.
B: So where are all the vampires? The soup's on but no one's grabbing a spoon.
PS: That guy took my candy!
B: You guys get Xander and Cordelia. Go to the library and look it up.
B: Mom! Where did you get that coat?!
B: Giles, think about this. You want to fight me, or do you want to let me
J: Hey, look, they're giving away candy. You want some candy?
G: Oh for god's sake, let your mum have a sodding candy bar.
B: Mom, look at your car. Look at that dent the size of New Brunswick. I did that.
B: Listen to me--
PS: Hey, Brit-face, wait up!
E: Yeah, I've been out there. The town's wide open. You guys can go any time.
C: At first it was fun, you know. They seemed like they were in this really good mood. Not like parents. And then...
X: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff--never mind.
C: You wanna swap?
G (breathing hard): Bloody hell.
B: Look, a box full of farm fresh chicken.
PS: So, are you two...kinda...like, um...going steady?
B: So, Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk or bleed situation. Your call.
B: Which brings us to the bonus question, and believe me when I tell you a wrong answer will cost you all your points.
PS: She whupped you good, huh? I can do that. I took Tae Kwan Do at the Y.
B: See if you guys can find something to tie him up with.
J: Something's gonna eat those babies?
G: Larconis dwells beneath the city, filth to filth.
G: You filthy little poncer, are you afraid of a little demon?
B: I need help, okay? Giles, I need grown-ups. These children are gonna die if we don't act now, okay, and think clearly. There is no room for mistakes. Besides which, you guys are just wigging me out.
B: Snyder, go home.
B: Giles, we're going to the sewers. [turns to see J & G kissing] And don't do that.
M: Carol? Hi, yeah, call Dave on the public works committee tomorrow about sewer maintenance and repair. I have some concerns regarding exposed gas pipes, infrastructure, ventilation. And, um, cancel my three o'clock.
T: Ordinarily I like other people to do my fighting for me. But I just gotta see what you got.
T: You and me girl. There's hot times ahead.
J: Can we go home now?
M: This didn't turn out the way I had planned.
PS: You look like four young people with too much time on your hands
W: Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to--oh, wait, I get it.
B: It was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing made sense anymore. The things that I thought I understood were gone. I just felt so alone.
G: I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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