BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, T=Mr. Trick )
W: And that's very beautiful. I think it's great when two people like two people and want to be close to them instead of anyone else.
C: Xander, why are you giving me a lap dance?
C: Why are you guys so hyper?
W: A boyfriend? Why wouldn't she tell us?
B: I wouldn't use the word "dating", but I am going out with somebody - tonight, as a matter of fact.
B: Synchronized slaying.
B: What do you think?
F: No offense, lady, I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead.
P: Do you have Hume's "Paranormal Encyclopedia"? The Labyrinth maps of Malta?
F: Excuse me, Mary Poppins, but you don't seem to be listening.
P: The Council wishes me to report on the entire situation here - including you.
G: What do you propose?
P: Lagos will be headed for the cemetery.
G: That was bracing.
B: Big night for us Slayer types. People to see, demons to kill.
B: It's just... old habit. Bad, bad habit - to be broken.
B: I'm going to try and vent a little hormonal angst by going out there and killing a Lagos, whatever that is.
X: Hey, you're not the Watcher of me.
W: What does he want from us, anyway?
W: Oh, stop.
W: How'd you find it?
F: Ronnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto. Kenny... drummer. Eventually I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet. Now it's strictly get some, get gone. You can't trust guys.
F: I've had my share of losers, but you... you boinked the undead.
X: Hey, Giles, here's a nifty idea. Why don't I alleviate my guilt by going out and getting myself really, really killed?
B: What am I doing? What are you doing?
A: I think I have what you're looking for.
P: The pictures are fun to look at, Mr. Giles, but one really ought to read the nice words as well.
G: I am in complete control of my Slayer.
B: What's with all the tragedy masks?
B: It's not what you think.
W: This isn't about attacking Buffy. Remember, "I" statements only - "I feel angry." "I feel worried."
B: What is this, Demons Anonymous? I don't need an intervention here.
B: I just wanted to wait...
C: What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
X: I don't need an excuse. I think lots of dead people actually constitutes a reason.
C: Hello? Miss Not-over-yourself-yet?
G: I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform.
P: A word of advice? Vampires rarely knock.
P: Do you know who the Spartans were?
P: You will probably hate me a great deal of the time.
B: So, on a scale of one to a million, how much are you hating me right now?
F: I say I deal with this problem right now. I say I slay.
B: Look, if you're feeling any demon-o-phobia, please... splitting is totally an option.
B: How long do you think he can stay angry at me, anyway?
W: Keeping secrets is a lot of work. One could hypothetically imagine.
W: You know, I always consider myself a good person - floss, do my homework, never cheat. But lately, and please don't judge me on this, but I want you to be the first to know, that, that... there's a demon behind you.
B: Sorry about that. So, what were you saying?
X: Good old Sunnydale library. Fully equipped with reference books, file cards... and weapons.
F: Yeah, I'm thinking. Thinking Buffy's ex-meat did this!
F: How much more proof do you need?
X: Wait!
P: That's what I love about this town. Everyone's so helpful.
A: Okay. That hurt.
F: I can't believe how much I'm gonna kill you.
F: You're confused, twinkie. Let me clear you up. Vampire. Slayer. Dead vampire.
P: Faith, a word of advice. You're an idiot.
C: So there's no more glove-thingy?
W: Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again.
X: Well, as long as she and Angel don't get pelvic, we'll be okay, I guess.
B: What are you guys talking about?
B: Are we cool?
G: She was kicked out by the Council a couple of years ago for misuses of dark power. They swear there was a memo.
B: How are you?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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