BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, T=Mr. Trick, F=Faith, JO=Jack O'Toole )
B: If it weren't for that clouding spell...
F: These babes were wicked rowdy. What's their deal?
G: I was aware that there was a nest here, but, quite frankly, I expected it to be vampires. These are new.
W: Are you okay?
B: Should I burn them?
G: I'm more interested in finding what they are, and whether we can expect more of their kind.
X: But gee, Mr. White, if Clark and Lois get all the good stories, I'll never be a good reporter.
JO: What are you, retarded?
JO: We're gonna kick your ass until it's a brand new shape.
C: Boy, of all the humiliations you've had I've witnessed, that was the latest.
C: O'Toole would macramé your face. He is a psycho... which is still a lot cooler than being a wuss.
X: Why is it that I've come face-to-face with vampires, demons, the most hideous creatures hell ever spit out, and I'm still afraid of a little bully like Jack O'Toole?
C: "Cool." Look it up. It's something that a subliterate that's repeated 12th grade three times has and you don't.
C: There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
X: You're in a band. That's like a business-class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after take-off. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?
X: What do I have?
B: And they're here in Sunnydale for what, Demon Expo?
B: Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?
B: What is this?
B: It's nice.
C: Ooh, is some evil going on? Must be big for them to trust you with this daredevil mission.
Girl: How does she handle?
X: Angel! Buddy! Friend-buddy. You want to sit and talk?
X: You know, it's not like I haven't helped before. I've done some quality violence for these people.
B: "Sisterhood of Jhe. Race of female demons, fierce warriors..." Eww. "...celebrate victory in battle by eating their foes." They couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other?
X: I'm really sorry about that, but your car came out of nowhere.
JO: Where do you want it?
JO: Are you scared?
JO: Don't you feel pathetic?
Girl: I want to go for a ride. I'm bored.
JO: I like you.
JO: Bob. You big, hideous corpse -- come here!
X: this time of night, I'm pretty sure nothing's open. //crash// But they're always open for crime. Okay, now I'm involved in crime. I'm the criminal element. Having a car sure is cool.
Corpse #2: You want to be part of the gang, now don't you?
Corpse #2: Let's kill Xander. It'll be fun.
F: A fight like that and no kill. I'm about ready to pop.
X: Long gone. Probably loaded with supplies. Gotta think. I can't believe I had sex. Okay, bombs. Already dead guys with bombs.
X: Okay, I can work this out. I just got to figure out what they'd be likely to bomb.
X: All right. I'm going to ask you this once, and you better pray you get the answer right.
X: Where's a Slayer when you need one?
Bob: Good for chopping.
X: Should have learned by now. If you're gonna play with fire, you gotta expect sooner or later... I wasn't finished! Note to self: less talk.
X: Okay, boiler room. //monster head crashes through wall// Other way.
X: Hello nasty. Less than two minutes. Dumb guy, little bomb. How hard can it be?
JO: I'm gonna carve you up and serve you with gravy.
JO: First the eyes, then the tongue. I'll break every one of your fingers.
JO: I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead.
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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