BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, M=Mayor, F=Faith, MT=Mr. Trick, WP=Wesley Wyndam-Pryce )
B: Okay, count of three. One... //Faith attacks// Three.
F: Nicely diverted, B.
M: Where is the owner of these fine implements?
M: Who knows, with any luck, they'll kill each other. Then everyone's winner. Everyone, of course, meaning me.
X: Is anyone else intimidated? Because I'm just expecting thin slips of paper with the words "no way" written in crayon.
W: Rejection I can handle 'cause of the years of training, but this...
O: Well, if I may suggest... graduate. Getting left back, it's not the ride you'd expect.
C: That's so cute. Planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out way, but you're really taking charge.
W: Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.
WP: I have, in fact, faced two vampires myself. Under controlled circumstances, of course.
B: Is he evil?
B: Is he evil?
WP: Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol.
WP: Swords... one long, one short?
WP: I didn't get this job because of my looks.
WP: Buffy, you will go to the Gleave's family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.
F: New Watcher?
B: Look, I know this new guy's a dork, but... Well, I have nothing to follow that. He's pretty much just a dork.
F: We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him all the fun out of it?
F: Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good -- //grunt//.
B: What about the assignment?
B: Wait. Stop! Think.
WP: These are all the diaries then, yours included?
B: I hate it when they drown me.
WP: Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation... preparation... preparation.
B: I have a chem test. So sad that I'm actually happy about that.
WP: You're not helping.
WP: There you are.
B: Okay, we got ten, maybe twelve bad guys, and one big demon in desperate need of a stairmaster.
F: When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have.
J: They only don't have calories if I make them for you. Mom logic.
MT: Why do they always gotta be using swords? It's called a Uzi, ya chump. Could have saved your ass right about now.
W: Give me time, and I may be the first Wiccan to do all my conjuring in pine-fresh scent.
WP: I didn't say you had emotional problems, I said you had an emotional problem. It's quite different.
G: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you're at it, don't criticize my methods.
WP: It's simply time for somebody else to take the field.
WP: Stay calm, Mr. Giles. We have to stay calm.
WP: What is that thing?
Balthazar: You know what I want.
WP: Are you out of your mind? This is hardly the time for games.
Balthazar: A trade. Intriguing. No. Wait. Boring. Pull off his kneecaps!
WP: I can tell you everything.
G: Look, tell you what. Let Captain Courageous here go, and I'll tell you what you need to know. How's that deal?
Balthazar: What is the name of the man who has my amulet?
M: Gosh, but I'm feeling chipper! Who's for a root-beer?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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