BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, WP=Wesley, F=Faith, M=Mayor Wilkins )
A: It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed.
B: We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul, and besides, I don't even own a kimono.
B: I just don't like to rub your nose in it. Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from.
A: I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine.
A: It feels nice just to feel.
F: Check out the lust bunnies.
F: The willpower thing? Nice job.
F: I don't know if I could handle, you know, the way you're not handling it.
Demon: What are you, nuts? Going around punching people?
Demon: Think about it. Demon seeks Slayers - highly unusual?
B: Not really looking to trade with a demon.
F: I think "die, fiend" sums it up, wouldn't you say?
B: I don't think he falls into the deadly threat to humanity category.
MW: And what exactly did this demon look like?
MW: Now, first you load up on calcium, then find this demon, kill the heck out of him, and bring the books to me.
G: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards any more.
B: Well, we have a winner.
G: "Tomorrow is the ascension. God help us all." It was the last anyone heard.
B: So, ascension not a love-in.
C: What are you doing Friday night?
X: And on the day the words "flimsy excuse" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched.
F: You got the books?
F: Books of Ascension...
F: Look, I hate asking for help, but I'm asking 'cause I'm in trouble, like the real bad kind.
A: Start from the beginning.
MW: I just don't understand what that boy could be thinking.
MW: So you couldn't give him that one moment of true happiness.
MW: There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
MW: We wanna take Angel's soul away. If we can't do it by giving him happiness, well, by golly, we'll just have to do it in the most painful way imaginable.
WP: Did you find anything?
WP: The Council isn't entirely aware that I'm letting you work for me. Uh, with me. I don't think they'd be very happy at the idea of the two of us collaborating.
WP: Wait for Faith.
WP: This demon could be anywhere. If these books are as important as he says, he has good reason to hide. Finding him's going to be extremely difficult.
X: Got the address. I beat it out of Willie the snitch personally.
B: It's down by the bus station. Not the nicest part of town.
W: You seem a little on edge. Is there anything that's wrong?
B: I went to Angel's last night, and Faith was there. They looked sort of... intimate.
W: Buffy, I, too, know the love of a taciturn man, and you have to look at their actions.
A: I wanna trust you.
A: It's good to have the taste of a Slayer back in my mouth. It's like cigarettes, you know? Just when I thought I'd quit... //kick// No, really, don't get up.
A: Let me guess. You summoned back the true Angelus because... you need a new boy toy.
A: Funny thing about vampires, Faith... we don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers.
A: I should've known you'd like it on top.
B: I'll go home and stock up on weapons. Slip into something a little more break-and-enterish.
C: I'm in Wesley's group.
F: So, can I keep him?
MW: Now then, Angelus... may I call you Angel?
MW: No trouble with the transition? No side effects?
A: Can't be killed. But you don't like germs.
MW: But my question is, now that Faith has brought you back, what are your intentions?
X: "I love when you talk, Wesley. I love when you sing, Wesley." Can you say the words "jail bait," Wesley? Limey bastard.
A: That guy just bugs me.
A: You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to hell. Yeah, and I'm just wondering, where do I start? Card? Fruit basket? Evisceration?
A: One thing I learned about Buffy - she's so cute when she's sleeping.
C: Hey, I know a way to make investigating the Mayor even more boring. On second thought, no I don't.
O: Oh, whoa.
W: Wow. Like father, like son.
X: I hate to spoil the mood, but this is so much worse than you think.
X: Good thinkin'. Let's waste time with a lively debate. Leave Buffy alone, see how dead she gets.
A: You know what I just can't believe? All of our time together, we never tried chains.
F: Bondage looks good on you, B. The outfit's all wrong, but hey...
F: A dog's all I wanted. Well, that and toys. But Mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life that I never really got what I wanted.
F: Come graduation day, he's getting paid. And I'll be sitting at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part.
B: I never knew you had so much rage in you.
B: May I say something? Psych.
W: His debt to you is repaid? What did you do?
WP: Well, I for one, protest. You've pitted Slayer against Slayer in a dangerous charade that could have gotten them both killed. Without informing me. I'm telling the Council!
W: Graduation day. There's a big scary un-fun.
W: At least Angel's not bad, though. That's good, right?
MW: Still unhappy? Okey-doke. I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away - miniature... golf.
A: You still my girl?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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