BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, WP=Wesley, M=Mayor Wilkins, L=Larry, Jon=Jonathan, F=Freddie )
W: So scabby demon got away?
B: What do we know?
G: ...I've cross-referenced...
G: I was just filling Buffy in on my progress regarding the research of the Ascension.
W: He only kissed her for the greater good.
W: Too bad you're patrolling, 'cause we're all going - Oz, Xander, everybody.
G: You touched one of the demons.
G: Is this the demon in question?
G: It says they can infect the host.
B: Is it me, or is this really lame?
W: According to Freddy's latest editorial, "the pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes to provoke men into a sexual frenzy, which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition."
W: The school paper is edging on depressing lately. Have you guys noticed that?
W: What are you doing, Buffy?
B: I'm suddenly going to grow this demon part, and we don't even
X: Oh my god, he's looking at her! He's got his filthy, adult, Pierce-Brosny eyes all over my Cordy.
A: Sorry.
A: I mean, sometimes demons, they just exaggerate their power.
A: Hey, I love you. Even if you're covered with slime.
O: It was intense.
C: It was an incredible game. I've never cheered so hard in my life. I still have knee-marks on my back. (pause) From the pyramid?
W: Yeah, well, I still bet patrolling was way better, 'cause, wow, important.
B: Is this the thing? The aspect thing? 'Cause I gotta say, if it is, it is way better than a tail. I mean, I have a hard enough time as it is finding jeans that fit right.
B: When I walked in a few minutes ago, you thought, "Look at her shoes. If a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet."
B: The boys of this school are seriously disturbed.
W: Buffy did the reading? Buffy understood the reading?
A: I've been with dozens of girls like her. More.
A: A lot of things that seem strong, and good, and powerful - they can be painful.
O: I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
X: What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help! 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!
WP: Look at Cordelia. No, don't look at Cordelia! She's a student.
O: No one else exists, either. Buffy is all of us. We think, therefore she is.
O: If you don't need me, I'm gonna follow the redhead.
B: Guess I won't be writing that book, "Winning Friends Through Telepathy."
O: Are you sure they meant it?
X: I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just
B: You had sex with Giles? You had sex with GILES?
C: I think I should work with Wesley.
C: Hi, Mr. Beech. I was just wondering, were you planning on
X: Okay, so turn-offs include smoking, insensitive men, and Birkenstocks.
L: Man, I'm out. I'm so out, I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys.
X: Today's editorial - titled, "Big game draws mindless, brain-dead mob."
F: You're not here about the review?
X: Can you hear thoughts? (Buffy shakes her head) Just when I wasn't thinking about sex!
X: Ooh, jello!
Jon: You think I just want attention?
B: Believe it or not, Jonathan, I understand about the pain.
Jon: I just wanted it to stop.
Lunch-lady: Vermin. You're all vermin! You come in here, and you eat, and you eat filth!
W: So you're feeling better about Angel?
B: It's nice to be able to help someone, in a non-slaying capacity. Except he's starting to get that look. You know,
G: Feel up to some training?
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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