BtVS Quotes
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(B=Buffy, G=Giles, X=Xander, W=Willow, C=Cordelia, O=Oz, A=Angel, J=Joyce, PS=Principal Snyder, WP=Wesley, F=Faith, M=Mayor Wilkins, H=Harmony )
G: Look through the Kepler volumes. Any reference to the demon Olvikan: powers, weaknesses, hat size. There has to be something.
C: I demand an explanation.
G: Buffy no longer needs a watcher.
A: I can't leave you. I was wrong. I need you.
O: Any change?
M: Murderous little fiend. Did you see what she did to my Faith?
M: Well, looks like somebody's been eating his spinach.
M: The show's not over, but there will be a short intermission. Don't want to miss the second act. All kinds of excitement.
X: Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass.
X: Gosh, I'm really gonna miss him when he leaves town.
F: Miles to go. Little Miss Muffet counting down from 7-3-0.
B: Is this your mind or mine?
B: Is Angel here?
B: That's the basic plan. So. Am I crazy?
C: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
C: My point is, crazy or not, it's pretty much the only plan. Besides, she's Buffy and she's Slay Gal. Little Miss Likes to Fight. So . . . .
X: Key? Me? Okay, pride . . . humility . . . and here's the mind-numbing fear. What do I have to do?
X: Ooo! Rocket launcher?!
B: Faith told me to play on his human weakness.
C: Of course! That's it! We'll attack him with germs.
A: At the hospital, he was grieving. Seriously crazed and not just in a homicidal-I-want-to-be-a-demon way.
WP: You haven't an enormous amount of time.
B: The council is not welcome here. I have not time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call.
WP: So there is something I can do? Besides . . . scream like a woman?
M: The transformation should begin at exactly 3:28. I'll just be finishing my speech. You know, it's too bad you fellows are going to miss that because I think it speaks to every one of us. I mean, heck, I've been working on it for 100 years, it better be good.
B: You and Xander are going to have to work together now. Can you guys handle that?
M: No snacking! I see blood on your lips and it's a visit to the wood shed for you boys.
O: Who's gonna stoke it up?
M: Remember, fast and brutal. It's gonna be a whole new world come nightfall, don't want to weaken now. And boys? Let's watch the swearing.
X: Harmony, listen, I need to talk to you for a sec.
WP: With Buffy no longer working for the Council, there's really no place for me here.
O: Are you nervous?
PS: Congratulations to the Class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
PS: This is a time of celebration. So sit still and be quiet. Spit out that gum.
PS: Please welcome our distinguished guest speaker, Richard Wilkins III. I saw that gesture. You see me after graduation.
M: Well. What a day this is. A special day. Today is our centennial. The 100th anniversary of the founding of Sunnydale. And I know what that means to all you kids.... Not a darn thing.
B: My god, he's gonna do the entire speech.
M: It has begun. My destiny. It's a little sooner than I expected. I had this whole section on civic pride. But I guess we'll just skip to the big finish.
PS: This is not orderly. This is not discipline. You're on my campus, buddy, and when I say I want quiet, I mean //CHOMP//.
B: Hey! Remember this? I took it from Faith. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick?
M: Well gosh!
WP: If I could just get something for the pain. It's rather a lot of pain actually. Aspirin? Anyone? Perhaps I could just be knocked unconscious?
B: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much 'Fire bad. Tree pretty.'
G: There's a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say.
G: Must go attend to Wesley. See if he's still whimpering.
C: Well, that was the most fun you could have without having any fun.
B: If someone could just wake me when it's time to go to college, that'd be great.
O: Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Credit: The Sunnydale Slayers
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