Jaye: Oh, Him, with a big H!

Jaye: She's a prostitute and he's her pimp. Her goth pimp!

Darrin: Your mother and I are tickled to death that you've turned to the Lord for guidance, sweetheart. We just .. think it should be our lord ..

Karen: Catholics aren't bad people. They just do things differently.

Jaye: I didn't pretend to be your friend, I was forced to be your friend. Those are two very different things.

Jaye: Yeah, missionary man. Where do you get off browbeating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes!