Jaye: I'm done fighting. From now on, I'm fate's bitch.

Mahandra: What a bitch .. is it wrong that I like her now?

Karen: Honey, you should go in there.
Jaye: Me?
Karen: Otherwise, I'll have to.

Mahandra: Gretchen Speck is the Anti-Christ. And you're helping her throw a reunion! You're throwing a reunion with the Anti-Christ!

Eric: So, did you defy the chicken?
Jaye: Uh-huh.
Eric: And how'd that work out for ya?
Jaye: I think I may have killed a man.

Jaye: She wanted to talk to you, and I said you were servicing me sexually.