What Buffy Character Are You Most Like and Why?

I would have to say Clem, cause I love to eat pussy.

What first turned you on about HMC?

The sexual favors Matt promised me...And bubble gum. Wait what was the question again.

What are you wearing right now?

Polo Shirt, Kaki shorts, and Jennifer's Slayer thong.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Three god damn it the fucking owl said so, get of my fucking back.

Who's your favorite band?

Ted, my green head band

What's the greatest album ever made?

What the fuck is an album, you sound like a hippy.

What's the greatest movie ever made?

That's a hard choice, I would have to be between Schindler's List, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, or Brianna Loves Jenna.

What's the greatest Buffy episode ever made?

Its between OMWF, Choosen, A Hole in the World, and Not Fade Away.

Do you believe in Magic?

in a young girl's heart, how the music can free her when ever it starts, and it's magic if the music can move ya and don't just hold tight that it never can lose ya!

Cheech or Chong?

Cheech, he was in From Dusk till Dawn

Who deserves the blame for Riley?

The Underpants Gnomes, I mean honestly who else could have come up with him, well besides the WB. They probably want a Spin-Off based on him. Captain Cardboard and the Stand-ups.

Madonna changed her name to Esther. If you changed your name, what would it be?

James Marsters, that name makes women want to strip.

What's your favorite Non-Mutant Enemy TV show?

Any Star Trek (Excluding Enterprise) The Sopranos, and many more!

Where will you be in 10 years?

Still working on the gorram site. But, Joss willing, rich and famous.