a b o u t . u s

  Matt
[Webmaster - Executive Producer - chronic complainer]

What Buffy Character Are You Most Like and Why?

Gnarl the Skin-Eater. Why? It's kind of obvious, don't you think?

What first turned you on about HMC?

Everything turns me on...I'm 23.

What are you wearing right now?

Socks.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. I bite it off and suck on it.

Who's your favorite band?

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.

What's the greatest album ever made?

Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

What's the greatest movie ever made?

Pulp Fiction and The Three Stooges Meet the Wolfman.

What's the greatest Buffy episode ever made?

Restless.

Do you believe in Magic?

I don't think so. Although, I just made my pants disappear.

Cheech or Chong?

Chong, maaaaan.

Who deserves the blame for Riley?

His mother.

Madonna changed her name to Esther. If you changed your name, what would it be?

Tootie.

What's your favorite Non-Mutant Enemy TV show?

Celebrity Poker Showdown.

Where will you be in 10 years?

Probably doing another questionnaire.