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  Otts
[parody and fic Writer - bitter french canadian]

What Buffy Character Are You Most Like and Why?

I'm Giles. I give the impression of being a soft-spoken, bespectacled intellectual, but I'm actually a founding member of Genesis. And if you scratch me the wrong way I turn into Ripper and get to wear turtlenecks and cool leather jackets.

What first turned you on about HMC?

Matt accepted to post my parodies. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

What are you wearing right now?

Basic black jeans and t-shirt. But I also have the Canadian flag sewn on my butt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Let me research that. I'm sure the Codex Pergamum has something on that.

Who's your favorite band? The one I was a founding member of.

What's the greatest album ever made?

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

What's the greatest movie ever made?

Schindler's List.

What's the greatest Buffy episode ever made?

"Once More With Feeling"

Do you believe in Magic?

Yup.

Cheech or Chong?

Robin Williams.

Who deserves the blame for Riley?

California! It's all because of Californiaaaaa!!!

Madonna changed her name to Esther. If you changed your name, what would it be?

Hmmmm...I always liked my middle name (Philippe) better.

What's your favorite Non-Mutant Enemy TV show?

I'd go with any Star Trek series except Voyager.

Where will you be in 10 years?

Buried beneath a sea of books.