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  SevenofTN
[ Columnist - don't make him smack you with a limited edition Spiderman.]

What Buffy Character Are You Most Like and Why?

I have identified with so many along the way that it's hard to pinpoint one. Let's start by saying that I identify least with Spike. I tend, at different parts of my life, tend to gravitate between Xander and Wesley. Xander because he tends to be the common man (which I come from), can be unaware of my goofiness and he REALLY likes comic books. Wes' bookish side, penchant for gadgetry and even his darker side all appeal to me. Oh, and he speaks Latin.

Or Glory (sorry, Aeryn). Because I look wicked good in heels.

What first turned you on about HMC?

The boards. I had absolutely no one to talk with about Buffy on May 20, 2003 (final episode) so I Googled and found HMC. I joined in the chats and the addiction began.

What are you wearing right now?

My favorite Hawaiian shirt and a pair of jeans.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I really don't have a clue because that creepy owl freaks me out way before he makes it. Creepy talking owls...

Who's your favorite band? Air Supply. They let me be such a rebel in the 80s.

What's the greatest album ever made?

"Weird Al Yankovic's Even Worse" or maybe Abba's "Gold". Yeah, they're both shiny.

What's the greatest movie ever made?

Hmm, another impossible question. I'm a movie freak. My top five would include Star Wars, It's a Wonderful Life, Beauty and the Beast, Branagh's Henry V and Edward Scissorhands. Such a woeful list...

What's the greatest Buffy episode ever made?

Once More with Feeling - what was accomplished in that episode and the method it was accomplished astounds me.

Do you believe in Magic?

Nope. Not at all. Bloody game is just a ploy to get kids to spend their money on cards that cost almost nothing to mass-produce and sit around at tables until they fall over in sugar-shock from the candy and soda they buy at the comic store. Then, they wind up not bathing and...oh, wait...ummm...heh... Yeah, no, not that kind of magic either.

Cheech or Chong?

Chong totally. Don Johnson vs That 70s Show? No contest.

Who deserves the blame for Riley?

I do. The secret is finally out. As the fourth season was being written and filmed, I moved to Iowa. I think the pyschic shock of my move here was felt throughout the world, including the Mutant Enemy team. They knew something was horribly wrong with some guy in Iowa, so Riley was created. I apologize profusely.

Madonna changed her name to Esther. If you changed your name, what would it be?

I really don't know cuz I think about Madonna every time I think about it and that sort of creeps me out. Creepy Madonna...

What's your favorite Non-Mutant Enemy TV show?

Any Star Trek, Quantum Leap and Misfits of Science

Where will you be in 10 years?

A small village in Romania.