On my 1st day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
A daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 2nd day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 3rd day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 4th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 5th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 6th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 7th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 8th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
8 ICP clowns
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 9th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
9 concealed blue ribbons
8 ICP clowns
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 10th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
10 bruises from a paddling
9 concealed blue ribbons
8 ICP clowns
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 11th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
11 letters to Congress
10 bruises from a paddling
9 concealed blue ribbons
8 ICP clowns
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!

On my 12th day at HMC, oh what a site to see:
12 attempted boarder crossings
11 letters to Congress
10 bruises from a paddling
9 concealed blue ribbons
8 ICP clowns
7 harem hotties
6 updates from Africa
5 golden decades!
4 well rung bells
3 Riley clones
2 stalking arrests
And a daily update from our Grand Pubah!