- Candeh and Showgirls
by Sprook -9.27.04

  Well it's that time again hellhounds, pull your computer chair closer to the monitor, put your beverage down so as not to have it possibly squirt out your nose from laughter, and please, keep your arms, legs, and hands to yourself throughout this article. Let's start shall we.

It's been a month of board happenings, as we gain new members and lose others, gain new authority figures, gags and gigs keep rolling, and the Hellhound Con approaches with the quickness. This month's top stories to follow include:

(1) Probably the most relevant and non-gossip worthy news is the addition of Aeyrn to the Mod/Admin fold. Many of you know her as the Divine Musing Goddess, Miss Aeryrn. On behalf of the HMC Hell-Hounds, Congrats and Welcome even though you're not a new one to us poster wise, it's nice to have a new face and person to turn to when we have questions or need assistance! I hope she likes Advil and has some, because I know some of the complaints can be a handful. Kick booty chica!

(2) Candeh Thieving: As the board couple Danny and his dear Hippie enjoyed a quiet retreat away from the board and other posters, Hippie was introduced to The Smarties. Not just any smarties, unlike those known to us Silly Americans as the sweet and tangy candies, this Smartie is known for it's chocolate-y goodness, much like that of an M&M. Only much better. Well after Hippie's return to the states, she swept by and stole poor Nora's "candeh!" Approximately 23 hours later reports from JoJo, the resident Riley Supporter, came in announcing that her "candeh" had been stolen also. This has raised great concern over the board members’ "candeh" as well as Myth's Babe Ruth, Tony's Twix Bar, Glow's Skittles, as well as missing cookies from the Twisties Secret Cookie Stash. Which now isn't as secret as before. After numerous denials Hippie stated that she had stolen her own daughter's candy. Nora has pledged to take it upon herself to get revenge on Hippie of this deed. How you ask? By sending the ever so cute and deadly MONKEY. Updates as they occur, this I can promise you.

(3) Board Posters Given "Da Boot": The board lost two slightly new members last month. We shall leave the names out, to protect the innocent of course, but it was a very nice awakening for some people. A reminder to respect your fellow posters, respect and follow the rules, and above all remember when trouble occurs talk to a mod. Mods are your friends, and can help you with a situation before it ends up causing a fight and getting your own tush into problems. However, these two couldn't abide by certain rules. The wild postings, sex starved attention seeking and Spike loving posts made some feel very uncomfortable. So now we must remember to keep the Spike loving posts in the Spuffy Forum *looks pointedly at MYTH and Saba!* New Beginnings was also being run over, and started at the midnight hour and spammed horribly with some inappropriate conversations and making others feel irritated and out-of-place. After the news was released, there was much rejoicing and yet some were sad for the loss. The list of future posters to be booted still stands at Jo and me. We were told we had to stop posting our love for each other on the board, it's making some ill, and rather uncomfortable. On behalf of Jo and myself, we apologize, our intentions were never to upset or make our fellow HMC family sick.

(4) Slutty Slutty Bang Bang The Movie: It would appear that the newest and most interesting piece of gossip concerning our very own hell hounds comes from the Femme Fatale Thread once again. Wretch has agreed to direct this production in which HMC should make a nice cut of the money. It's main stars in this film, include Kirsten, Myth, E-mom, and Aeyrn. These four are on a mission. A mission to worship, love, and obey their god. The Filmgod, Wretch, will be played by himself of course. It's going to be a difficult task, directing and starring in such a picture, but the script reviews have been a massive hit. Matt has agreed to help with most of the financial costs, and Vibes has even taken the role of being the assistant to Wretch. Sab has been appointed clothing designer and set management. While he has a loaded plate, everyone has agreed that he is more than able to complete this task. Nora and other FF's are still ironing out the finishing touches on financial expenses and costs, merchandise, and even advertisement ideas. It should be THE Summer Blockbuster of 2005.

And that's how the cookie crumbles folks! See ya next time, hopefully!