|
| |
 | Buffy Charts Top Ten Reasons Why I Left Sunnydale For L.A. by Cordelia Chase. Have Fun! |

10. I went as low as dating Xander.

9. Before everyone, especially the "Cordettes" found out the IRS took all my daddy’s money leaving me designer clothes-less, car-less, house-less, and penniless.

8. Hello! A rebar through my torso, benefits of a Hellmouth education.

7. Xander and Willow cuddling and smooching helpful either.

6. To get away from all the freaks and weirdos sitting atop the Mouth of Hell.

5. To pursue that acting career in the gem and glam of Hollywood

4. In Sunnydale, I’m surrounded by evil vampires and demons, in L.A. I’m surrounded by.... ensouled vampires and half-demons. It’s an improvement.

3. I hear Hellmouthy vibes aren't good for you.

2. To find a purpose with the PTB, migraine inducing visions as a bonus.

1. Duh! Leaving Sunnydale means being promoted to lead character on the spinoff, instead of
staying so far down the payroll as the "Daphne" of the Scooby Gang.
| | [by Chris (Shanshu in LA) ] [0 comments]
|
| |
| AD | 

|
| |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, its characters, and the Buffy logo are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, the WB Television Network, and Twentieth Century Fox. Angel-The Series, its characters, and the Buffy logo are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, the WB Television Network, and Twentieth Century Fox.Other Series, their characters and logos are property of the proper right owners. (c)Slayerverse 2006 [Imprint] |