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Buffy Charts: Sucking detectives?
Top Ten Reasons the Angel Investigations Gang Sucks At Actual Detective Work. Have fun! |
10. Cordelia says so, and she's not the tactful, lying for your own sake kind of person.
9. Angel, their main detective, had Darla sitting on top of him for weeks, and still wasn't able to find her later on so easily.
8. A normal detective goes to a strip club for info. Angel and Co. go to a karaoke bar!
7. Said karaoke bar is no longer useful anymore due to total destruction.
6. Making out sessions sometimes distract them for the real work at hand. (just ask Fred and Gunn)
5. Their police contact was fired when she became obsessed with the supernatural part of the job. and now they have to hire actual detectives with actual police contacts.
4. Sure they handle unusual cases. But when they work on a abducted by aliens/cheating wife, they'd gone a little too far.
3. They tend to move office constantly, due to either total destruction of the place, or the boss firing everyone to pursue a mission of bloody vengeance.
2. When it comes to rescue girls in distress, three out of four only make it.
1. He was eating food, tipping Gunn, hitting on every female on sight, talking with that cheesy accent... And the gang couldn't tell something was possesing Angel until the second half of the episode? Now that's bad detective work at its best.
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