“Giles, you wanted to see us?” Buffy said as she and the gang entered the Watcher’s apartment.

“Ah yes, you see, I have been informed that there are two new vampires coming to Sunnydale to help with the demon population”.

Buffy frowned as she said, “You mean to tell me that two vampires are coming to town to help?” Buffy confusingly asked.

“Well yes you see, their names are, Spike and Will, twins who were turned the year 1880.“ Giles said. “They retained their souls and so they have decided to help the Slayer line for most of that time.”

“Okay, so they help the Slayers, but why are they only now coming to help?” Xander questioned. “Buffy has been the Slayer for four years now.”

“Well you see, they had to deal with their vampire clan before they travelled around looking for a place where they could..” Giles coughed uncomfortably. “..um, ahrr, get married. In the human context, that is.

“Awwww, that’s sweet! That must mean they found someone special, and got married. Good for them!” Willow stated with a smile.

“Oh dear, no. What I meant was that they have been mated to each other, which is like marriage in the demon world, but they wished to be recognized in the human world as well.” Giles said.

“W-WHAT??” Xander spluttered.

“Congratulations to them then, but that took them four years to do so”? Anya questioned.

“Not quite, it took two years to destroy the clan, except for Angel because he has the soul and is helping human kind like they are. Then a year to find a place for a legal marriage as well as plan the wedding, and then another year for the, umm, well honeymoon and then finally find an apartment here in Sunnydale” Giles explained to the group.

Buffy finally managed to speak, finally recovered from the shock of the new information. “So, what you’re telling us is that there are two vampire twins, who are mated and also married that are coming to town to help us?”

“Yes, that is exactly what I am saying”. Giles said meekly, rubbing the bridge of his nose. Everybody in the apartment is silent not knowing what to say.


“Um Giles, when are they arriving in town?” Willow managed to question.


“Well um, it could be anytime this week.” Giles presumed.

“Oh god, oh god, Oh god.” Xander repeated, still shocked from the news.

“So, what do we do now?” Asked Buffy. “ ’cause right now I’m trying to get this entire conversation erased from memory.”

“I say we Bronze it.” Anya spoke.

“Yep, that sounds of the good!” Buffy said excitingly. “C’mon guys, lets head out so we can forget every weird thing that was just said.”

“Bye Giles!” Willow waved before she turned to leave with her friends.

“Oh god, Oh god.” Xander continued to mutter, not looking forward to the arrival of the vampire twins.


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On the other side of town there was a moving truck parked just outside of an old Victorian looking house, which was now occupied by two, gorgeous, vampire twins.

“Hey Spike.” Will said as he turned to his side on the bed, to face his mate.

“Yeah Will?” Spike asked as he turned to his side as well, wrapping an arm around Will.

“What if The Slayer and her gang don‘t like us”?

“Will, we’ve been over this, it doesn’t bloody matter whether they like us or not. We’re helping whether they like it or not, yeah?” Spike said. “You’re just nervous.”

“I know, it’s just that we haven’t been able to have friends for so long. It would be nice if we did.”

“Hey, I know alright, but we can do this and even if it does turn out badly you still have me.” Spike asked as he ran a hand through Will’s hair. “Do you want me?”

“I always want you.” Will purred with a flirty smile. “I want you right now.”

“Unpackin’ can bloody wait.” Spike grinned.

“I agree.” Will said before pulling him into a passionate kiss. “Only if we go out a bit later.” Will said after he pulled away from the shared kiss.

“Where to, luv?”

“Um, I hear there’s this nice club called the Bronze not too far from here.”

“Perfect.”

“We’re gonna need a shower.” stated Will. “Care to join me?” He asked as he rose from the bed, holding an arm out to his mate.

“You always know what‘s on my mind.”

“You know that could be because I can, what with being mated to you.”

“Right, handy that.” Spike laughed

They spent the next thirty minutes getting to know their new shower very intimately.

The entire Scoobie gang was seated at a table near the dance floor, still baffled from the information they had recently learned.

“Oh god, Oh god” Xander continued to mumble.

“Will you shut up with that already?” Anya said harshly. “We get it, ok?”

“Why do you think they had to destroy their clan?” Buffy suddenly asked. After Buffy received knowing looks, as if the answer was obvious, she added, “Oh duh, stupid question.”

A minute or two past in silence, no one knowing what to say.

Finally, Xander decided to break the gloomy mood. “C’mon everyone, let’s dance and boogey!” Xander suggested, now coherent from his rambling. “Bad thoughts will be no more!”

Everyone at the table got up excitedly, thankful for the change of mood. They were all ready to dance and boogey the concerned thoughts away.

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“Ok Will, let’s dance first, then order some of those nummy spicy wings, an’ drink an’ relax.” Spike inquired of his mate. “Sound good, yeah?”

“Ok, good idea.” Will agreed with a smile.

Spike grabbed his hands, leading him to the dance floor. They took hold of each other and started to sway, their hands roaming free over the others body. They looked deep into each other’s eyes, and after a few songs they ended up swaying as they kissed passionately.

Finally, they took notice to their surroundings. The humans around them had completely stopped dancing and were now staring at them, shocked by their display of affection.
Still holding onto Will’s hand, Spike spoke angrily, “What?”

Sensing his twins distress, Will lead them both off the dance floor in search of a free table. Spike stopped short when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Will froze in response before he turned around to face the same thing Spike was, a group of teenagers.

The one who touched Spike gave a rather polite greeting. Both however, were still annoyed and upset about what happened early on the dance floor so they respond with a harsh and abrupt, “Hi.”

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“Oh no, not now.” Buffy complained. “I’m not ready to meet them.”

The group of teens took notice of their friends distress.

“What is it Buffy?” Willow questioned.

“Two very powerful vampires are jus-“

Buffy suddenly cut off after taking notice as to why everybody else on the dance floor had stopped dancing. There in the middle of the dance floor, were two men dancing, kissing and groping each other.
Finally, they took notice of their surroundings as well.. It must have been them, the twin vampires. It looked like it was time to meet the new helpers.

“Oh god, is that the vampire mated, married, twins?“ Xander asked, mouth hanging wide open.

“Come on guys, let’s go say hello.” Buffy said in a huff. “And get this over with.”

They went quickly, chasing after the twins retreating forms.

Buffy quickly tapped on one of their shoulders to get both of their attentions and stop them going any further.

“Hi.” Buffy said sweetly.

In union they both said, ’Hi’, both sounding upset and annoyed about her very presence.

Buffy stared at the identical twins, one with short brown hair and one with platinum blond; the only major difference in their appearance. Both wore black leather pants, a black t-shirt and a pull over shirt, one blue, one red. The bleached one had a scar on his left eyebrow, which was raised, waiting for the blond girl to speak.

“Did you want something?” One of the vampires asked, sounding put out.

“Yes, um well, me and my friends were told you would be coming to town to help.” Buffy said nervously. “You are who we think you are, right?”

“Oh right, you must be the Slayer an’ these are your friends.” Spike stated.

“You know Spike; I imagined them to be different.”

“I know what you mean.” Spike said. “Taller, smarter looking maybe”?

“Hey, we resent that” all of the Scoobie’s now speak up in unison.

Will scowls at his twin before addressing the group once again, “anyway you got a table?”

“You we’re thinking it too pet. Not just me” Spike says to answer the look his brother gave him.

“Yeah, um, this way.” Buffy said as she gestured her friends and the vampires to go to the table.
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Once they were all seated at the table, the twins on one side, the gang on the other, one of the twins turned to the other.

“Hey, I’m going to go get some food and beers that cool?” Will asked his mate.

“Sounds good, luv. Don‘ forget my wings!” Spike said before giving his mate a brief kiss. After he turned to the group he noticed them staring at him. “What?” He questioned, offended by their reaction.

“Um, ok that was weird” Xander blurted.

“Xander, don’t be rude!” The red haired girl said to her friend.

“Listen, whatever you want to say and ask, we need to wait until Will gets bac–“He cut himself off mid-sentence, quickly sensing his mates distress. He dashed across the club, to the bar, the rest of the group following behind.

“Listen, I don’t want any trouble, just let me get past.” Will said, before sensing Spike’s arrival.

“Hey, everythin’ alright here?” Spike asked, glaring at the men who were bothering his mate.

One of the thugs harshly said, ”No, you need to leave this town, we don’t want you fags here.”

Spike was fed up with always having this reaction from people. It is the bloody twenty-first century. “Oh that is it!” Spike snarled before jumping the man.

Will screamed for him to stop, never one to like random violence. Spike listened to his mate and backed off the men, but not before flashing his fangs. The men ran away in fear.
“C-can we just go home now, please?” Will pleaded, on the verge of tears.

“Hey, it’s alright.” Spike said soothingly into his ear as he stroked his hair. “Shhh it’s goin’ to be fine, yeah?“ Spike continued to coo in Will’s ear.

“Hey, are you two ok?” Buffy asked as her and the Scoobies came toward them.

“Not really.“ Spike said. “Do you have anywhere we could go instead to talk to you, the gang an’ maybe the Watcher. Someplace more private?“ Spike inquired of the Slayer.

“Oh yeah, we can go back to my watchers apartment.” Buffy suggested. “That way he would obviously, be there. Is that ok?

“Yeah sounds great, pet.” Spike looked toward Will. “C’mon Will, you can lie down an’ rest there to try an’ calm down.” Spike asked Will as he grabbed his hand, placing a chaste kiss to it.

“Ok, that sounds good.” Will said, visibly trying to calm down from the fiasco.

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Now at the apartment complex, Buffy knocked on the door. A few moments later Giles opened the door motioning for the gang to enter. Everyone entered except for the twins, obviously not able to without an invite.

“Care to invite us in Watcher?” Spike asked, drawing the Watcher’s attention to them.

“Oh yes, you must be Spike and Will.“ Giles said. “Please, come in.“ He stepped back to allow them entrance

“Thanks. He mumbled as he and Will made their way over the threshold, over to the lounge.
After Spike sat down he leaned back as Will placed his head in his lap. Will started to purr as Spike ran his fingers through his hair in a soothing manner.

“Um, ok. What’s up with that?” Xander asked rudely, not liking the display of affection between the men.

Spike was not in the mood, so he ignored the negative tone to the boy’s question and answered, “Will has anxiety issues” He stated. “Oh, an’ is a bloody neat freak.”

Will slapped him lightly on the leg before he said, “Oi! Just because I put things away properly, doesn’t make me a neat freak.”

“Will, in the moving truck you alphabetized everythin’, an’ then when we took the boxes out, you put them in the house in the same order.”

“Fine, yes I did that, but now just because you’re being rude in front of our new friends, no shagging when we get home.” Will teased Spike.

“Oh, jus’ like you said no sex before we unpacked, right pet?” Spike winked down at his mate.

“Ok, now you get no sex or anything remotely sexual for a week.”

“Yeah right, like that is gonna happen, pet.“ Spike said. “You want it jus’ as much as I do.”

Before Will could reply, Anya cut in. “What’s the sex like and have you ever had sex with a women?” Anya blurted, never being one to think before she spoke.

“Anh!” Xander said, completely mortified by the entire conversation.

“Well we’ve shagged women before an’ sex with Spike is wonderful because we are mated and there is no holding back like we have to do with a human partner.” Will said as he smiled lovingly at Spike.

“Remember when I came home once an’ found you havin’ sex on the couch with some random chit? The poor girl became terrified when you said, ‘well it’s ‘bout time you came home to join in.’ “ Spike laughed.

“Now that was some fun.” Will said before whispering something in Spike’s ear.
Will turned to the Watcher and asked, “May I use the loo for a minute? Just need to do something for the anxiety.” Will got up off the couch after receiving a nod from the other man.

“Will, let me help you.” Spike said as he bolted off the couch, as well.

“Yes, well it’s just around the corner there.” Giles pointed down the hallway.

As the twins left for the bathroom , Anya spoke up and blurted, “You do know they are going in there to perform sexual activities?”

“Oh, dear god.” Giles said as he polished his glasses furiously.