Reviewer: Sigyn Signed
Date: 05/17/2015 - 03:18 am
Title: Chapter 1
Nope. No, they don't.
Reviewer: Madga
Anonymous
Date: 12/10/2013 - 08:26 pm
Title: Chapter 1
Hilarious!!!
Well played. (c:
Reviewer: LJSWAN
Anonymous
Date: 08/09/2012 - 09:37 pm
Title: Chapter 1
Good Job! I think you caught the essence of Spike (not to mention James Marsters performance) very well
Reviewer: ScarlettDuck Signed
Date: 04/06/2012 - 01:41 pm
Title: Chapter 1
Funny! Plus, I laughed at the Peewee reference, because Paul Reubens was in the Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie with Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland (actually, Paul is 3rd billed!). Kinda brings everything together, in a Whedony kinda way. :-D
Author's Response: Thanks, SD! I purposely used Paul Reubens for the whole movie theater incident and the bonus was that he was in the original Buffy. I'm glad you enjoyed!
Reviewer: ck77515
Anonymous
Date: 01/26/2012 - 12:28 pm
Title: Chapter 1
LMAO! I was nearly in tears I laughed so hard! Loved this story.
I swear my brain turned to mush and leaked out my ears when I saw that horrible movie. My poor brain hasn't been the same since. Only good thing about that "saga" is buff, shirtless Jacob.
Author's Response: thanks, ck77515! Yeah, the movie was horrible, but this is not often said, the book was worse!!! Shirtless Jacob was a bonus, but being in my late 30's, seeing a barely legal boy shirtless and thinking "holy hottness" points a little to the Mrs. Robinson for my taste!
Reviewer: spikealicious
Anonymous
Date: 12/04/2011 - 01:34 am
Title: Chapter 1
Hee! Hysterical. I can imagine Spike's indignation. Stranger still, I can imagine Buffy sort of liking the silly movie. lol
Author's Response: Thanks ever so, spikealicious! I'm so glad you enjoyed!!
Reviewer: red_sunflower
Anonymous
Date: 11/24/2011 - 12:36 pm
Title: Chapter 1
I enjoyed this little piece and I totally support Spike's reaction!
Also, I agree with you abut Twiloight being an horrible movie and about the book, well, I couldn't finish the first chapter. Is just awful.
Author's Response: Thanks so much, red_sunflower! Yeah, like I've said a thousand times, you can write for teenagers but not actually write LIKE one! It's just awful! I'm glad you agree and enjoyed my little one shot!!
Reviewer: cordykitten Signed
Date: 11/15/2011 - 06:07 pm
Title: Chapter 1
That was fun; I soooo can see Spike's reaction :D
Author's Response: TY cordy! I'm so glad I explained it in a way that put you right there!
Reviewer: BuffyRat
Anonymous
Date: 11/14/2011 - 02:06 am
Title: Chapter 1
Awesome. Can't really stand "Twilight" (either one for that matter) but figured I should endure them (only for free) just so I could criticize them properly. And they went and Harry Pottered the last one and made it 2! I will never forgive them for taking 2.5 more hours of my life than I was planning on. I love Spike in close proximity of teens. Thanks for sharing.
Author's Response: Thanks so much, Buffyrat!! Yeah, I dislike both Twilights also. The movie the reasons are quite obvious. As for the comics, I've never read them, but what I've heard...I'm all set! I'm so glad you enjoyed!
Reviewer: TammyAsh666
Anonymous
Date: 11/13/2011 - 01:38 pm
Title: Chapter 1
Evil woman, she should have warned him about this movie beforehand, but that wouldn't have been nearly as fun...lol! Thanks for the enjoyable read=)
Author's Response: Yup, Buffy was a little evil not warning Spike. But in her defense, she wouldn't really know how bad it was going to be. She only knew it was a vampire movie. Your right, if he knew, it wouldn't have been as much fun!!
Reviewer: scottishlass
Anonymous
Date: 11/13/2011 - 11:45 am
Title: Chapter 1
OMG!! LOL!! So very funny! What an unique perspective. Spike, and his expert opinion on modern vampire movies. I'd read that story.
Author's Response: Welcome, scottishlass to my little corner of fandom! Your review really has my muse whispering to me some plots....
Reviewer: Melly
Anonymous
Date: 11/13/2011 - 10:58 am
Title: Chapter 1
Thanks for this wonderful little fic! I agree with Spike that his popcorn surprise was much better than any you find in a Cracker Jack box. I agree with you about the Twilight book, I don't know how Spike is going to keep from plotting against the author after seeing this movie.
Author's Response: No, thank you, Melly for enjoying my little fic! Mmmm... popcorn flavored Spike's spike! Ha, that's would be a great sequel, Spike's revenge against Stephanie Meyers! LOL
Reviewer: Pam S
Anonymous
Date: 11/13/2011 - 09:19 am
Title: Chapter 1
Sex Swing .. lol
I have heard negative comments about the author of the latest vampire lore.. But she is making quite a bit of dosh.. from it .. doesn't make it quality writing I know..
There are things even Spike won't lower himself to .. even for Buffy and Sex it seems..
enjoyed..
Author's Response: Hey Pam! Long time, no hear! Yeah, in my personal opinion, Stephanie Meyers is a horrible writer. My opinion is, even if you're writing for tweens/teenagers, you don't need to write like one!!! Yeah, Spike was taking a firm stand! I'm glad you enjoyed
Reviewer: silverforest11 Signed
Date: 11/13/2011 - 05:28 am
Title: Chapter 1
very nice:)
Author's Response: thank you, silverforest11! Welcome to the crazy place that is my mind!!