"Willow.." Buffy whined, walking toward Revello Drive after a heavy night of slaying. Her red-headed best friend trailing beside her in a classic brown knee length floaty skirt with a brown Cami made of silk That left her pale, freckled arms exposed to The cool night air. Buffy dressed chic in a pair of black pants which loosened around her thighs and down her long legs and a black cami which left cleavage exposed but kept covered with a long leather jacket which came to just below her butt. Hair flowing freely down her shoulders. Tousled and looking worn with a long cut which went across her flat stomach and a small scratch on her face. Carrying an ax which drew attention to her bloody, skinned knuckles.
"I wish..I could be normal. Even for just one day. Remember what if feels like to be..not The Slayer.." she said with a completely serious look on her soft, feminine features. Her best friend looked at her sympathetically.
"I know, Buffy. We all do... I mean--" she stopped in mid-sentence as an idea rushed into her head she stopped and smiled excitedly while Buffy looked at her completely puzzled.
"Will?" she asked softly.
"Buffy! A spell. I could make you normal..with a spell. I mean it may only be for a day...or it may be for a month! But..I could do one. And me and you and Xander could all get a break. Cause it'd be like...pausing evil. Making everything..normal for a while!" she said with The same excitement her smile held.
"Really?"
"Yes!" she cheered.
"Holy--" she took in a deep breath, "Do it, Willow, make me normal again."
Willow grabbed Buffy's hand and drug her along faster to her house. They both ran down Revello Drive in a frenzy and rushed through The door. Anya, Spike, Dawn, Xander, and Giles sit on The couch in The living room, looking wide-eyed at The two girls.
"Guys..." Willow began," I have a spell. That could make everything normal..for a little while at least. It could last a day...a month...not forever. But a while. And it could pause The evil..un normalcy of our lives now. And we could live normally. For a while. All of us.." she finished slowly.
"Hell yes." Dawn cheered and Xander nodded. Giles wiped his clean glasses as usual and shrugged.
"I trust you Willow, be careful." he urged.
"This will be good." Anya said happily and Spike nodded in agreement.
Buffy and Willow went up stairs and dug out a few materials from Willow's room. They looked at each other and then back to The contents of The spell. Spreading The sand and oil around them in a circle and lighting numerous candles. They sat with their legs crossed and Willow chanted until a light encased everyone in The house. Their eyes shut and they fell over, not to awake until morning.
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(Morning. (9:52 AM.)
Buffy groggily open her eyes and sat up slowly. The stuff for The spell gone. She stood up and fell backward a bit. She shifted her eyes downward and until they settled, she didn't notice The..
"Oh, my God!!" Buffy shrieked and Willow woke up quickly. Her eyes widened. Buffy stood in front of her in total make up. Hair curled and ready and flowing over her back. Her chest...well...increased a bit. She went from a B -cup to a full D-cup and she seemed at least 5'9" compared to her normal 5'3" frame. Her belly button had been pierced and she seemed more bronzed then normal. The pink shirt with The playboy bunny logo on The front encased her newly big breasts nicely and cut off right before her navel. Which was how Willow noticed The piercing. The shorts hung low on her hips and were short. Cutting off a way up right before any of her new and...Willow had to say...perfect ass was shown. She looked like a playboy delight. And Willow had to say: it was a good look for her.
"Me? This..me?" she stuttered and Willow searched for an explanation.
"The spell might have found you too hard to make completely normal. So they turned you into The second most normal thing they could find.."
"You don't think I'm a.." then The phone rang and Buffy walked over to pick it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey.." an old man's voice rang on The other end.
"Who is this?"
"Hugh..Hefner..Buffy are you OK?"
"I'm not...I don't work for you do I?"
"Of course you do. Playmate 2004." he said a bit weirded.
"I gotta go, I'll call you back."
"Bye.." and she hung The phone up, running down The stairs to a room full of people just waking up. And boy did all three men wake up when they saw Buffy. Giles, Spike, and Xander thought they were going to explode. Anya looked over at Buffy and jumped and then at Xander. Petting his chin.
"Close your mouth, sweetie." she said softly and Xander gulped.
"Sorry, Ahn." He apologized.
"Slayer.." Spike growled.
"Buffy.." Giles almost growled.
"Look..I'm a fucking Playmate.." they all jumped at her use of The word 'fuck', "Willow's Spell accidentally did this. How do I patrol like this? Or even go out to eat!? With these things in my face!"
"Doesn't seem like such a tragedy to me.." Xander said, gawking and both men agreed. Buffy scoffed.
"Pigs.."
"Can't really help it, luv. I mean look at you. You look like somethin' straight out of a bloody man's largest fantasy. You can't expect even Giles to ignore That.." Spike nodded.
"Giles?" she said in shock and disgust.
"W-well Buffy, I mean, Spike's rather right. You...well you may want Willow to reverse The spell as soon as possible..you may find slaying a little hard with those..uh...well those.."
"Tits?" Spike offered.
"Yes.." he said, beet red.
"Right..I'm on it.."
Then The phone rang again. She picked it up.
"Hello."
"Hey, Buffy.." The man's voice rang.
"Hugh?"
"Yes, look. There's a party at The mansion tonight i need you to be at, please?"
"You want me to go to a party at The playboy mansion?"
"Yes." He said and all three men's ears perked up. She saw this.
"Can I bring a few friends?" she asked.
"Sure, sure..just be ready at 6." and he made a kissy noise on The other end before hanging up. She turned to look at her friends.
"Better be ready at 6. We're goin to a party.."
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05/18/17 04:16 am
pj! I remember wishing one of your stories would be finished seriously about a decade ago. Amazing. I just tried an old password I used to use and amazingly got in too. Memories!
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03/20/17 01:20 am
10 yrs later, i finally rem my username and password. Pari, you rock. Hope you are well.
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