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SUMMARY: Ok this is kind of a parody in this fic I’m making fun of when the scoobies find out about Buffy and Spike's relationship. =)
MAGICK BOX-
Buffy, Willow, and Anya were all sitting at the table trying to find the nerd trio's lair but Willow could only sweat whilst her eyes were changing from green to black. Xander was out looking for the lair Anya was thinking about money, the wedding, and sex with Xander. Then of course Buffy was reading her book upside down and thinking about how terrible her life was now that she was alive, and was thinking about Spike and how it was so wrong to be with a vampire without a soul that loves her.
Xander's voice took her out of her thoughts, "Guess what guys? I found the place! And some nifty videos, they've bugged everywhere here, Buffs place, the college even Spikes crypt,"
That made Buffy take notice. They've seen her and Spike if they bugged Spikes crypt ewww.
"So go put one in the VCR!" Anya said.
"Yeah go ahead" Buffy said absently "Ok" Then Xander popped one into the VCR.
The screen showed Buffy and Spike in front of his crypt as soon as Buffy saw this all she could think of was 'oh crap oh crap oh crap'
"Hey Xan see if there's sound!" Willow said the first thing out of her mouth since he got back.
Before Buffy could say anything Xander turned the volume up there was sound. 'Oh joy they get to here the conversation'.
(A/N: Being that almost all of the fights of Buffy and spike ended up them having sex I'm gonna shorten it a bit)
"God damnit Spike leave me alone!"
"Now why would I do that pet?"
"So I can stay sane."
"Oh you know you'd miss me if I left" By this time Spike was nuzzling her neck. "nuh uh" Buffy said unconvincingly. Then you know what happened, of course when Buffy saw what was happening on the screen she did to so she tried to sink into her chair a bit more. Xander switched off the television. Then promptly fainted.
After Xander fainted, Anya ran over to him and started to slap him.
Willow was sweating more but she averted her mind off of Tara, Magick, and her 2 liter bottle of water to say, "Well Buffy as long as you're happy with Spike that's fine with me", In a completely normal cheery voice. Then turned quiet and slunk into a corner with her water and her laptop.
That's when the blue-eyed devil himself walked into the Magick Box. Sporting a pimp chain and a deep blue button up shirt, with tousled oh-so-sexy hair, some yummy leather pants, and his trademark leather duster.
He walked over sat down next to Buffy and says, "Hey luv, did someone punch the whelp and not wait till I got here?"
Just then Xander started to come to. When Xander saw Spike he started screaming stuff like, "More Bufybots" and "Some sort of thrall"
When Spike really noticed Buffy curled up in a ball with her forehead resting on her knees. "Whats wrong pet?" Then she started sobbing. All Spike could think of was the three original Scoobies were absolutely bonkers.
Then Anya yelled "Shut up Xander! Look at Buffy she's sobbing her eyes out stop being such an ass!"
"Buffy luv, what happened?" Spike asked gently as he rubbed her back as she sobbed.
"I'll tell you what happened Bleach boy!" Xander yelled completely ignoring what Anya said. "We found a tape of you and another Buffy-Bot and now she's in hysterics!"
"What? I never got another Bot, It must have been someone else." He lamely said, still trying to cover up it was really Buffy and not someone else in the video.
"Oh yeah sure, why should I believe a word you say, evil dead!"
After Bickering for some time Buffy had stopped sobbing and, started to sniffle. "Xander that wasn't another bot." Buffy said weakly.
"What?" Xander questioned, "OH I see It's a thrall! He had to have picked something up being with looney toons for 100 years!"
"Look you stupid pillock! I never learned how to do a thrall, I always thought it was cheating, there's no fun about it, no fight involved. So you just have to shut your gob for a few minutes, if that's physically possible for you and listen to Buffy!" Spike screamed in Xander's face.
Xander was about to have a rebuttal, then he noticed Spike's eyes flash yellow, then he remembered that this was the same demon that if he didn't have the chip in his head Xander would be dead right now. So instead Xander just nodded vigorously and sat down.
When Buffy realized that everyone was waiting for her to talk, she said, "Well um the thing is, me and Spike have sort of been." 'What do I say she was thinking, were not going out. All it is sex.' "Together."
She looked up to see their reactions. Anya looked like she didn't care, Spike looked like a kid in a candy shop, and Xander looked like steam was about to come out of his ears.
After a couple of minutes Xander realized that Buffy was under no thrall, or spell and Spike didn’t get another bot. So there everyone sat quiet waiting for Xander to make some sort of response, they were starting to think he was going catatonic. When he looked up and asked Buffy, "You’re serious Buff?"
"Yes Xander, Spike and I are a couple." Buffy replied much more steadier then she would have been if Spike hadn’t had his hand on her back in a comforting gesture.
"Oh well I shouldn’t be as surprised I mean you were with Angel, I should have guessed that wouldn’t be the last time you shacked up with a vampire."
As soon as Xander said those words Buffy got up stormed over and started yelling in Xander’s face, "What the hell is your problem Xander? I’m always there to support you in your decisions. Did I say a thing when you started going out with Anya about the fact she was a demon that probably did a lot of things worse that Spike has ever done? Or when you decided to get engaged to her? Why can’t you just let it go and accept that Spike and I are together and I’m finally happy and in love?"
‘Oh god did I just say that?’ Buffy thought scared out of her mind. When no one said anything she couldn’t stay there anymore and ran out of the Magick Box.
As soon as she got out of the door Spike came running out of the store to find Buffy sitting on the sidewalk staring off into space. He walked over and sat down next to her. After a long silence, Spike finally asked, "Luv, did you mean what you said in there?"
"Yeah" Buffy admitted softly.
"Oh"
"Yeah Spike, I do love you and I want to be with you" Buffy whispered quietly, looking over at him and smiling.
Spike smiled back and said, "I love you too Buffy."
With that they stood up and kissed each other, both of them happy with how things have turned out.
The End
Authors Notes: Oh feck off so what it this isn’t anything like something humorous I think it’s cute. Whoa I have been reading to much fluff.