Rated: PG 13 for some sexual content
Summary: Part of the bad fan fic contest. Giles sees Buffy and Angel making out and he becomes jealous; a fight ensues.
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Disclaimer: Joss Whedon, the WB and Fox own Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Lucky devils! AND THIS FANFIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD...IT'S AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR THROUGH WRITING THE WORST FANFIC POSSIBLE...PLEASE DO NOT SEND FEEDBACK SAYING THIS IS A BAD STORY! I KNOW IT'S BAD! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SEND FEEDBACK SAYING IT'S NOT FUNNY OR SOMETHING.

"Oh, Angle i love you so much you don't know how much i love you. I dont care that you are avampire because that doesnt mean anything, i meen that we can still have sex and all..right?? Cause like, jsut cause you are a vamopire doesnt mean that your parts dont functoin anymore do they? oh i hoep they do!" buffy breathed heavily as Angle's lips trailed down her neck leaving little fiery feeling on her skin as if someone was tickling her with a feather duster.

They were in the library because giles had said that he needed to meet with buffy at nine p.m, and it was currently nine thirty six but giles wastn there but Buffy had no idea wher he was but it didnt really matter because Buggy had wnated angel to come with her anyway and then thye started making out on one of the library tables and she figured it was a s good a wya as any to pass the time. And who really care d it wasn't like any one actually used the library for anything important although what was more important than making out to a high school kid so buffy guessed that the library was pretty important afrter all.

Angel had his hand on buffy's thight right above the leather boot she always wore and he was runing his hand up and down the smooth skin and it was so soft, he liked it so much that he just wanted to never stop stroking her. He kissed her the way she wanted to be kissed, with the passion that could only come from someone whose sole was tormeneted and angst filled and turbulent like a sailboat on the ocean during a hurricane. His tongue danced a mating dance with hers, and they got really hot and bothered and if they had been in a car then most likely teh windows would be steamed but they werent in a car because angel didnt need one and bugfy was grounded from using her mom;s car because her mom had gotten mad at her last night because hse had stayed out lait to slay vampires. But it so wans;t fair cause buffy was the slayer and if only she could tell her mom that but her mom wouldnt understand and then she would probably send buffy to a mental hospital for "therapy." Agnle didnt want buffy to go to a mental hospital, he wanted her too stay right here in his arms whre she was safe, not like she really neeeded protecting he thought ironically since she was the slayer and all.

Buffy started to remove her clothing and then angle's clothing and well. you can pretty much figure out what happened next. or at least you would be able to have figured it out exccept that giles bursted into the library. "I..I'm sorry I am late"he stuttered like he always seemed to stutter, "but, ah, my car it, you see broak down and...." he stopped talking when he realized that buffy was in her bra and angel had only a pair of jeans, the thin shean of sweat on his body accentuating the tight mucsles in his awesome body.

When Giles saw Buffy in nothing but a bra and underweer, he started having thoughts that he shouldn't be having, at least according to socieey and the law enforcement people who said that people over eighteen should not have sex with people under eighteen because then it would be stachutory rape, even if the younger person was all for it and really wanted to have sex real badly,. "get off her!" giles yelled at angel. angeld snapped his head up to look at the englishman, whose eyes had filled with a strange light, the light of the man who caught his wife in bed with the milkman. "bite me, old man' angel said. He had liked Giles beofre, although he was pretty stuffy at times, and he smelled like old socks and books, but this guy had no right to tell him what he and buffy couldn't do. "i swear that if you don't get off her , i will slay you!" giles screamed with all the ferosity that a librarina could mustard, which wasnt very much when you come to think of it, i mean they always tell you to be quiet but then they dont really do anything to inforce it.

"listen you withered up pedophile!' angel yells with all the force a vampire could mustard, which was really a lot.."buffy is my girlfirend and she haas a right to sleep with me if she wants to!"

Giles couldn't take it anymore. Buffy was the only woman/girl whou could take his mind off books and into the land of the sexual. In all his life, seh was the only one who turned him on and warmed him up faster than an electric blanket. He lunged at angle grabbing the vamp by his sweaty arms and tumbled to the ground with him. THey wrolled on the floor, wrestling each other, angel kneeing giles in his jenital area, and giels kneeling over in pain...but then giles saw buffy again in her underwear, and he was deteremined to have her. Ignoring the pain and putting it away in a place in his mind where it wouldnt affect him just like karate people igonre the pain when they break wood with their hands, he got up and tackled angel. THey wrestled for some more until all of a sudden a shout made them look up. buffy was standing there over them, in her black bra and underwear and black high boots. "you men!' she declared as though they were childish and needed to be scolded "don't you know that I love both of you equalluy, and giles the reason I never expressed my true feelings for you was that i thought htat you liked miss calendar and miss calendar is really nice and she helped us save the world a few times and i didnt want to ruin any chance you had with her. But know that i know that you wante me just as much as i want you, i realized that all threee of us can learn to love toghether. Giles eyes angle suspiciously, he was willing to accept this compromise but he wasn't sure that the vampire would after all, he had refused to give buffy up to him although he was logically the natural choice for buffy since he was still human and he could bear childeren with her and they woudl be the children of the watcher and slayer and who knows they could turn out to be even strongeth than buffy sicne they would have the slayer's strentgh but also the watchers knowledge. BUt giles didnt need to worry because angels face had gotten peaceful and indeed it seemed that he liked buffy's propsl.

'yes buffy," angel said, "I think i could learn to share you with GIles."

"Me too, buffy. I mean, I can learn to share you with ANgel that is, and not share you with Giles, since i am giles and it wouldnt be possible for me to share you with myself." "Good,' buffy said, a smile on her lips, she gestured with her hands for them to come to her, "now come here you two and give me some sugar!"