RATING : PG
CONTENT : some sexual induendo, mildly gruesome killing
SPOILER WARNINGS : maybe a bit from passion
SUMMARY The Scooby gang get together and fight off a new threat...Riley
DISCLAIMER :I don't own these characters. Joss Whedon, the WB and Fox do.

The whole Scooby gang was together, avengers assembled. Cordelia, Doyle and
Angel had drove in from LA. to help out. The Slayerettes and Angel
Investigations had united to wage war against the greatest evil.

No, not the first evil. The Greatest Evil.

The Initiative, led by Riley. They would pay for what they did.

Only 1 week ago did they learn that Riley was Mayor Wilson's long lost nephew,
and that HE had started the Initiative and planned to corrupt the Slayerettes.

He had cast a spell to make them accept him into the group, while casting an
extremely powerful vanity spell to make him appear mildly attractive in their
eyes.

But the fans were not fooled. They had suspected he was indeed a demon all along
and G from BA_Fluff warned Angel first of the evil while she was...just passing
through the neighbourhood. Angel alerted Cordelia and Doyle and they drove to
Sunnydale to stop the madness!

They had cast a lifting spell and the team had to stop the Slayer from killing
herself.

"I don't wanna live!" the distressed Buffy wailed, "I can't get the taste of
Riley out of my mouth! Lips with Fishboy, Lips with Fishboy!"

And with that, she jumped off the ledge, only to be caught by Angel who held her
back as she cried into his arms.

"Will I ever recover from kissing such a horrible demon?" her voice wavered in
her damsel in distress tone.

"I'm sure I can take your mind off it," the still worried Angel said as he
looked into her eyes, now brimming with tears. She let out a small laugh which
caused Angel to half-smile as they shared their first kiss after months.

But certainly not the last.

The two star-crossed lovers got back together and hunted Riley down for the next
month. They finally found him milking his cow, Bessie back in Iowa where they
found out his mother's father was actually his mother's brother and he had 20
siblings, all just as gross has he was.

Fleeing from such a horrible sight, Buffy and Angel ran through the corn field,
trying to escape the...monsters that were chasing them. The Finn- Monsters.
Just as Riley and his family were closing in on him, they were run over by a
tank, courtesy of Xander and the Scooby gang.

Riley and his whole bloodline were splattered onto the cornfields, and their
reign of horror ended.

To celebrate, the gang all went to Giles house and ordered Pizza. Doyle finally
got the nerve to kiss Cordelia, Oz came back from his trip and made out with
Willow, Giles and Jenny who actually didn't die, just went for vacation and left
a FAKE body, stared into each other's eyes. Of Course, Xander and Anya screwed
in one of the upstairs bedrooms....

While Buffy and Angel occupied the room next to them.

The End

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