Rating: pg-13 or higher, dunno that crazy American system
Content: violence, death and almost swearing
Spoiler Warning: Nothing really, besides stuff from season 4
Summary: Adam transplants a chip from a deceased hostile into Riley, who then needs to die (like he hasn’t since the beginning?)
Disclaimer: These character don’t belong to me, they’re the property of Joss Whedon (the most incredible person in existance), WB, Fox and so on. We all know the drill.
p.s. I wrote this between 2 and 2.30am, so it does kinda suck, but I thought the general idea was kinda cool, and Riley dies.. woo hoo!

Hostile Riley

by: Asuka

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With one thrust, the vampire was pierced straight through the heart. “Shi...” was all the creature could utter before it exploded into a pile of dust.

Adam retracted the metal spike into his arm, observing with an eerie fascination the manner with these creatures combusted. But, there was little time for that tonight. Crouching his immense frame down, Adam extracted a small electronic chip from the dust pile that was once hostile 5. Yes, now he could test his theory.

* * *

A new professor had taken over the lectures for what once was Maggie Walsh’s psychology class. A professor with a large bust and a tendency to wear cow print mini skirts. With that type of clothing, none of the other TAs were surprised to find Riley volunteering to do extra work for her. It was late one night, while the professor and the boy from Iowa were marking papers, that Adam entered with his following of vampires. The professor was passed around as a communal snack, after Riley had fallen from a single blow to the back of the head. Adam watched with satisfaction as a couple of vamps dragged his ‘brother’ to the med. labs of the college. Mother’s theories would be expanded now.

* * *
In another part of the state, Cordelia Chase lay in perfect contentment upon her couch, face mask applied and cucumber slices across her eyes. All she needed now was the right mental image of Brad Pitt naked and...

With a burst of pain, Cordy gripped her head, trying to fend off the onslaught of her vision. Flashes of a face she knew, and had cursed often, snapping and cracking of bones. And just as quickly, it stopped. Gasping for air, Cordelia scrambled for the phone, hitting the speed dial labeled ‘Angel’. Absently picking up her pieces of cucumber, she said the three words her employer dreaded hearing.

“Buffy’s in trouble”.

Patrol was the same as usual, if a little less solitary than Buffy was used to. Somehow, Willow, Xander and Anya, all appropriately armed, had volunteered for duty, and somehow Buffy hadn’t dissuaded them from it, like normal. Then she remembered why... with the Scooby gang along, Riley wouldn’t insist on joining them. Not that Buffy wanted to endanger her friends and keep her boyfriend balled up in cotton... it was just.. she worked better with these guys, she liked their company. And yes, she was kinda getting... bored?... over?.... sick of? Farm boy. Not that she’d had to make an excuse tonight, Riley hadn’t been seen since yesterday. It had been nice, the time away from him, without his blonde face intruding on the image of Angel she always kept in her mind.

Just then, Riley came shambling over. The entire group stopped, not so much startled by his presence as that... half his head had been shaven, and an ugly, bloodied patch of stitches held his scalp together.

“Riley...” started Willow, trailing off as Riley strode towards them, his focus entirely on the slayer.

“C’mon big guy, not even gonna say hello?” quipped Xander, who was unceremoniously shoved out of the way by the commando. Anya gave a shriek of protest, kneeling next to her boyfriend and cradling his head.

“Riley... what happened...” Buffy was cut off by her supposed boyfriend grabbing her neck, hoisting her up off the ground. One swing of his free arm sent an attacking Willow flying back, landing with a thud that left her at best dazed.

Digging her nails into his arm, Buffy hit tendon, causing Riley to drop her from his grasp. “What are you doing?” she managed to rasp out before ducking to avoid a full forced punch from her now definitely ex-boyfriend.

“Adam showed me the way,” Riley replied, tapping the shaven side of his head. “He showed that the chips that could make hostiles docile, could make dorks.. I mean, good guys bad.” With the explanation out of the way, Riley attacked again, striking and punching with strength renewed by a healthy dose of steroids from his ‘brother’. Buffy ducked and dodged, trying to figure out how to disable Riley without actually hurting him. She was so focused on the problem that she made a slight error in judgement, giving Riley the chance to swipe her legs out from under her, leaving Buffy crashed on the ground. Without pause, Riley drove the heel of his foot towards her neck, but whether Buffy blocked in time, she’d never know. A flash of darkness came from the shadows, lifting and carrying her ex up, eventually slamming him into a tree. As Buffy stood, she saw Angel, his face twisted into a vampire snarl, gripping Riley by the throat and forcing his head back into the tree trunk.

“You (crack) do (slam) not (crunch) hit (whack) Buffy,” growled Angel, punctuating each word with impact to Riley’s skull. Even after the commando’s eyes fluttered closed and his body slumped, Angel continued the assault, only stopped when Buffy whispered his name. Dropping Adam’s guinea pig to the floor, Angel walked to his one time lover, instinctively wrapping his arms around her, just to be sure she was alright. And despite what she had said to him in L.A., Buffy slid her arms around Angel, knowing this was where she belonged.

The two soulmates were interrupted by a sudden thump, and the crunch of breaking bones. Still holding each other, they turned to see a stake protruding from Riley’s forehead, and Anya holding the recently emptied cross bow.

“He might’ve gotten up again,” explained Anya, without the faintest hint of apology in her voice. “Besides, no one hurts my Xander”.

fin


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