Rating: PG
Summary: Riley goes for a walk. It doesn't end well for him.
Disclaimer: Joss owns all.
Mr. Finn's Night Out
By Spitfire
Riley skipped happily down the park road, singing 'Barbie Girl' out loud. Maybe it was something
in the air, but he felt exceptionaly good that night. Like something was going to happen that would be
for the better.
In his zoning, he didn't notice the pair of yellow eyes that peeked out from under the bush.
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What's this? Oh, it's that bloke that tried to put a V-chip in my head! Why, I should kill
him on the spot! No... pain happens then. Hmm, wonder what the poof's doin' tonight...
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Riley was pulled off the path by strong hands. When he bothered to look up, he met the twisted
visage of a vampire. Riley gave out a very 'manly' scream, then began hitting the vampire as hard as
he could. Ignoring the commando's weak nudges, the demon carried him away.
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Riley was suprised when he was taken to the mansion on Crawford St. The only tenants to ever live
there had long since moved out, so it made the gears in his small mind turn and whirl to try and figure
out how the vampires had gotten in.
His captor dragged him up to a side door and pushed him in. The door slammed behind him,
making him screetch in horror. The next thing he knew, two more vampires had entered through
another door. They were both tall, and both sported long leather dusters. That was where the
simalarities ended. Although one was dark haired, the other bleach-blonde, the commando couldn't
tell them apart. His small mind had not evolved beyond cows and hay.
Both vampires mock-bowed and introduced themselves as Angel and Spike. The latter of which
pulled a long blade from under his coat. It glistened in the dim light, making Riley yell (scream) in
protest. It only provolked laughing from Angel, who seemed pleased in the farm-boy's suffering.
Spike chased Riley about the room, poking him with the blade and yelling hog-calls. This only made
Angel laugh all the harder.
'Why are they doing this?' The fish wondered. 'Why would anyone want to hurt beautiful me?
I'm perfect! I am what girls want in a man. I am the only thing they should want.' Riley didn't
know it, but he'd muttered the last two lines out loud, causing both vampires to lean against the wall
in fear of rolling on the floor, laughing.
Angel walked up to Riley, a small daggar being tossed between his hands. "Riley, Riley, Riley...
You couldn't please a cow."
"That's not true!" He objected in a hight-pitched tone. "Bessy says that I'm the best in the world!"
Angel stared at him for a minute, then sighed, "Y'know, this is just too pathetic to watch. Spike, I'll
let you put him out of his misery."
The blonde vampire got a hopeful look on his face, "Really? You mean it, Peaches?" Angel
nodded, then took out a small device. Pointing it at Spike's head, it buzzed once. The younger vamp
sighed releavingly, "Ahhh... so much better." He let his game-face show. "Now, time to get me some
lunch!"
And that was Riley Finn's night out.
end
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