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~Cordelia : "Las Palmas was a nightmare resort. They order you around, and make you have organized 'fun'. And I use sarcastic quote marks. Plus the fact, there are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property."

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~Wesley: "Remember the three key words for any Slayer "Preparation... preparation... preparation."
~Buffy : That's one word three times.

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~Xander : "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker."

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~Buffy : What are you doing here Spike? Five words or less.
~Spike : Out... For... A... Walk.......... Bitch.

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~Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO."

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~Xander: Yo! G-man! What's up?
~Giles: Nice to see you. And don't ever call me that.

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~Angel: "I wanna' learn from you."
~Whistler: "All right."
~Angel: "But I don't wanna' dress like you."

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~Spike : "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

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~Anya : "I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."

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~Dawn: "They always kiss. And grope. I bet they've had sex."

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~Buffy: "Good work, Dawn. You gave her a headache."
~Dawn: : "I did not! Did I give you a headache, Mom? I'm sure part of it is Buffy's."
~Buffy: "But part of it is Dawn's."
Joyce: "It's so nice you've learned to share."


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~Dawn: Come on, who's the man?"
~Buffy: "You are. A very short, annoying man."

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~Dawn: " Buffy. How-- Is it you? I mean, really? What are you--? No! Don't! Don't jump, Buffy! Don't move! Just ... walk to me. Please? I'm your sister. Dawn. We were up here together and then you went away... and you don't want to do that again. I don't know how you're back but you are and please, just stay still. Or move, but towards me. Because the tower was built by crazy people and I don't think it's holding up very well ... Talk to me! Say something! I don't know what you're doing here. No! I-- I don't care what or why. I just need to know that you're--"
~Buffy: " Is this hell?"
~Dawn: " What? No. Buffy, no. You're here. With me. Whatever happened to you... Whatever you've been through... It's-It's over now. You're-- We have to get off this tower."
~Buffy: " It was so clear here., On this spot. I remember how... shiny and clear everything was. But now, now it's ..."
~Dawn: " Buffy, please..Listen to me. You told me I had to be strong. And I've tried. It's been so hard without you, but I try to be brave. I'm sorry. I promise I'll do better. I will. If you're with me. Stay with me. Please. I need you to live. Live. For-- Buffy!"

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~Dawn: "This your guy?"
~Buffy: "You do research now? You want a cappuccino, maybe a pack of cigarettes to go with that?"

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~Spike: "Randy Giles! Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desparate for a Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"

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~Anya: "Every time I close out the cash register. The dance of capitalist superiority."

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~Buffy: " 'A' doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter. It stands for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student."

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~Cordelia: "One minute you're in your normal life, and then, 'who's in the fridge?"

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~Buffy: "Fire bad. Tree pretty."

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~Willow: "You know how it is with a spankin-new boyfriend."
~Anya: "Yes, we've enjoyed spanking."

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~Evil Willow: "Bored now."

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~Sorority Guy 1: "You're a very beautiful girl who should be covered with men. And, can we be those men?"

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~Buffy: "The council is not welcome here. I have not time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call."

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~Spike: "You've just come to pump me for information then."
~Buffy: "What else would I want to pump you for? I really just said that, didn't I?"

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~Buffy: "I can beat up the demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows."

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~Cordelia: "I demand an explanation!"
~Xander "For what?"
~Cordy: "Wesley!"
~Xander: "Imbreeding?"

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