"City Of"
Episode written by: Joss Whedon
Quote List compiled by: MBNielsen9
Angel: She was a really, really pretty girl. No, she was a hottie girl.
Angel: Heh. Girls are nice.
Angel: 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny.
Doyle: Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Bat Cave sort of an air to it.
Angel: You don't smell human.
Doyle: Well, that's very rude. As it happens I'm very much human
(Sneezes)
Doyle: On my mother's side.
Doyle: I've been sent. By the Powers That Be.
Angel: Powers that be what?
Angel: You told me the story of my life, which since I was there, I already knew. Why aren't I kicking you out?
Angel: Still saves them. Who cares if I don't stop and chat.
Doyle: It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.
Homeless Woman: Got any spare change?
Doyle: Get a job you lazy sow.
Doyle: I get visions. Which is to say great splitting migraines that come with pictures.
Doyle: Look, high school's over, bud. You gotta make with the grown up talk now.
Angel: Why would a woman I've never met even talk to me?
Doyle: Have you looked in a mirror lately? I guess... you really haven't. No.
Angel: I'm not good with people.
Angel: Sure is a cute little..... doggie.
Angel: So, uh, are you.... happy?
Tina: What?
Angel: You looked sort of down.
Tina: You've been watching me?
Angel: No, I just.... I was... uh... looking towards there. And you walked.... through there.
Tina: You don't hit on girls very often, do you?
Angel: Wow. I suddenly feel underdressed.
Angel: Where's home?
Tina: Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?
Angel: During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there.
Tina: I came here to be a famous movie star. But, they weren't hiring.
Tina: Well, it was nice threatening you.
Manager: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.
Angel: Thanks.
Manager: You're an actor.
Angel: No.
Manager: That wasn't a question. I'm Oliver. Ask anyone about Oliver. They'll tell you I'm a fierce animal. I'm your manager as soon as you call.
Angel: I'm not an actor.
Manager: Funny. I like the humor. I like the whole thing. Call me. This isn't a come on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Cordelia: And you know, they asked me to come in and read a *third* time. I'm an actress! I don't put up with things like that!
Cordelia: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
Cordelia: Well, I better get mingling. I really should be talking to people that *are* somebody. But it was fun!
Angel: It's nice that she's grown as a person.
Stacey: You know what? I don't think you're gonna pull that trigger.
(PUNCH)
Angel: Good call.
Angel: I made some tea.
Tina: Thanks.
Angel: You take milk or sugar?
Tina: Yeah.
Angel: Cuz... I don't have those things.
Doyle: You can't cut yourself off.
Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings. I don't want to open up. I wanna find the guy that killed Tina, and I wanna look him in the eye.
Doyle: Then what?
Angel: Then I'm gonna share my feelings.
Lawyer: Wolfram & Hart is a full-service law firm, Mr. Winters. It's our job to make sure that our clients lives run more smoothly.
Russell: What's this? A fresh face? I think we should meet.
Lawyer: Shall I alert the firm that this young lady may constitute another long-term investment?
Russell: I don't think so. I just want something to eat.
Stacy: You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Angel: Russell? Let me guess. Not big on the daylight or the mirrors, drinks a lot of V-8?
Cordelia: I am somebody. I matter. People will be attracted to my positive energy and help me achieve my goals. I'm right where I'm supposed to be and not dying for something to eat!
Margo: Guess who saw my videotape of the party and guess who wants to meet you?
Cordelia: A director? A manager? An assistant to an assistant who wants to spring for lunch?
Doyle: Wow, you're really going to war here. I guess you've seen a few in your time, yeah?
Angel: 14. Not including Vietnam. They never declared it.
Doyle: Well, listen, best of luck to ya man. I've got some fairly large coin riding on the Vikings tonight, but I'll be there with you in spirit, yeah?
Angel: You're driving.
Doyle: Wait a minute! No, no! I'm not combat ready, man. I'm just the messenger!
Angel: And I'm the message.
Cordelia: Wow, what a nice place. I love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains.
Russell: I have old fashioned taste.
Cordelia: I grew up in a nice home. It wasn't like this, but we did have a room or two that we didn't even know what they were for. 'Til the IRS got all huffy about my parents not paying their taxes for, well, ever.
Cordelia: The hands in the Liqui-Gel commercial were almost mine by, like, one or two girls.
Cordelia: Oh god. I'm sorry. I'm getting all weepy in front of you. I probably look really scary. I finally get invited to a nice place with... no mirrors... and .... lots of curtains.... Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell: What? No I'm not.
Cordelia: Are too.
Russell: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We have our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and you know I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding!
Cordelia: You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!
Doyle: Good gate.
Cordelia: Finally! I thought I was going to faint while barfing!
Lawyer: We do have several top private investigators that ::crash:: are looking into his whereabouts.
Russell: I believe we've located him.
Russell: Angel. We do things a certain way in L.A.
Angel: Well I'm new here.
Russell: But you're a civilized man. We don't have to go around attacking each other. Look at me. I pay my taxes. I keep my name out of the paper. And I don't make waves. And in return, I can do anything I want.
Angel: Really? Can you fly?
(CRASH)
Angel: Guess not.
Lawyer: Set up an interoffice meeting at 4 o'clock. We have a new player in town. No, no. There's no need to disturb the senior partners with this. Not yet.
Doyle: What happened to Russell?
Angel: He went into the light.
Doyle: Yet, you don't seem to be in a celebrating mood.
Angel: I killed a vampire. Didn't help anyone.
Doyle: You sure about that? Cuz there's a girl upstairs who's as happy as can be.
(SCREAM)
Cordelia: Cockroach. In the corner. I say it's a bantam weight!
Cordelia: I was just saying that if we're going to be helping people out, maybe a small charge. A fee. You know, something to help pay the rent. And.... my salary. You need someone to organize things and you're not exactly rolling in it "Mr. I-Was-Alive-for-200-Years-and-Never-Developed-an-Investment-Portfolio."
Angel: You want to charge people?
Cordelia: Well not everybody, but sooner or later we are going to have to help some rich people, right?
Cordelia: Of course this is just temporary, until my inevitable stardom takes effect!
Doyle: You made a good choice. She'll provide a connection to the world. She's got a very ... humanizing influence.
Angel: You think she's a hottie.
Doyle: Ah, yeah, she's a stiffener alright. I can't lie about that.
Doyle: You know, there's a lot of people in this city that need helping.
Angel: So I noticed.
Doyle: You game?
Angel: I'm game.
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