Cordelia: "People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time
I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my
life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing.

Bud 1: "You got to look good to be on Cordelia's arm."
Mitch: "Oh, it's not her arm I'm looking to be on."

Cordelia: "I don't think I need the loony fringe vote."
Buffy: "Well...I don't even like chocolates. Okay, that was the lamest comeback
of our times."

Principal Snyder: "There are no dead students here...this week."

Buffy: "And monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much crush, kill,
destroy. This was different.
Giles: "I'd have to say you're right."
Buffy: "I love it when he says that!"

Giles: "I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat
before."
Xander: "Maybe it's a vampire bat."
Giles and Buffy: "..."
Xander: "I'm alone with that one, huh?"

Giles: "Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?"
Xander: "What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage."
Xander: "Well, what part do you have?"
Buffy: "I'm gonna' find out what I can about Mitch. This attack wasn't random."
Xander: "Well, I want that part!"
Buffy: "Fine. You can do it. Ask around, talk to her friends. Talk to Cordelia!"
Xander: "Talk to Cordelia? So, research, huh?"

Cordelia: "But, you should have seen him lying there, all black and blue. How's
he gonna' look in our prom pictures? How am I ever gonna' be able to show
them to anyone?"
Harmony: "Well, they can do wonderful things with airbrushes these days."

Cordelia: "I just hope they can prop him up long enough to take the picture."

Harmony: "Ow!"
Principal Snyder: "Don't sue."

Xander: "Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I
wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the
girls' locker room."

Willow: "How'd she git it? Is she a witch? 'Cause we can fight a witch."
Xander: "Hmm, Greek myths speak of cloaks and invisibility, but they're usually
for the gods."
Buffy, Willow, and Giles: "..."
Xander: "Research Boy comes through with the knowledge!"

Xander: "Oh, hey, do you want to come to our place for dinner? Mom's making
her famous phone call to the Chinese place."
Willow: "Xander, do you guys even have a stove?"

Giles: "How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can't see? You may
have to work on listening to people."
Buffy: "Very funny."
Giles: "I thought so."

Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of
way."

Giles: "There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school."
Angel: "That's not really my area of expertise."
Giles: "Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts, it's a
wonderful power to possess."
Angel: "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing
there...it's an overrated pleasure."

Willow: "Oh, my God. 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had
no friends at all.
Giles: "Uh, once again, I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Buffy: "'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."
Buffy: "You guys didn't know Marcie Ross?"
Xander: "Never met her. Why?"
Buffy: "'Cause you both wrote it too."
Xander: "'Have a nice--' Yeesh."
Willow: "Where am I? Oh. 'Have a great summer.' See? I cared.

Giles: "Of course! I've been investigating the mystical causes of invisibility,
when I should have looked at the quantum mechanical."
Buffy, Xander, and Willow: "..."
Giles: "Physics."
Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'"

Cordelia: "Buffy, I, uh, I know we've had our differences, with you being so
weird and all, and hanging out with these total losers."

Cordelia: "I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep
down."
Willow: "Nausea?"

Cordelia: "This is all about me! Me, me, me!"
Xander: "Wow! For once, she's right."

Cordelia: "You're always around when all this weird stuff is happening, and I
know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons. I was kind of
hoping you were in a gang."

Giles: "You know, I...I don't recall ever seeing you here before."
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I have a life."

Cordelia: "Nothing is keeping me from the Bronze tonight."
Xander: "Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?"

Cordelia: "She's evil, okay? Way eviller than me."

Giles: "We could talk to her. Perhaps reason with her. Or possibly grab her."

Xander: "Can you say...gulp?"

Buffy: "Okay, can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you?"

Willow: "Why is Marcie doing this?"
Giles: "The loneliness, the constant exile. She's--she has gone mad."
Xander: "You think?"

Xander: "What happened?"
Angel: "You tell me."
Willow: "I'm up, Mom."

Angel: "I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."

Buffy: "You know, I really felt sorry for you. You've suffered. There's one thing I
really didn't factor into all this: you're a thundering loony!"

Buffy: "Do you know that you guys are very creepy?"

Cordelia: "Look, um, I didn't get a chance to say anything yesterday, with the
coronation and everything, but, um, I guess I just want to say thank you. All of
you."
Xander: "That's funny, 'cause she looks like Cordelia."