Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna' say."

Willow: "What you looking at?"
Oz: "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I
like it."

Willow: "So did you like the movie last night?"
Oz: "I don't know. Today-today's movies are kinda' like popcorn. You know,
you forgot about 'em as soon as they're done. I do remember I liked the
popcorn, though."
Willow: "Yeah, it was good. And I had a really fun time with the rest. I mean, the
part with you."
Oz: "Oh, that's great! My time was also...of the good."
Willow: "Mine too!"

Willow: "Oh, there...I have...my friend...so I will...go to her."

Larry: "Man, Oz, I would love to get some of that Buffy 'n Willow action, if you
know what I mean. Ha ha ha."
Oz: "That's great, Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre."

Larry: "Oh, thank you, ThighMaster!"

Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an
act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."

Willow: "I mean, he said he was gonna' wait until I was ready, but...I'm ready,
honest. I'm good to go, here."

Willow: "It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smootchies."

Buffy: "What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count? All of them. Maybe more."
Buffy: "Well then, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow."
Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A' and, oh, one of those gold stars."

Buffy: "Have you dropped hints?"
Willow: "I've dropped anvils."

Willow: "Do you want me to go away?"

Buffy: "I was going on two minutes there without thinking about Angel."
Willow: "Well, there you go!"

Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah,
1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO."
Buffy: "Meow!"
Willow: "Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a 'meow' before."
Buffy: "Well deserved."
Willow: "Darn tootin'!"

Cordelia: "We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do
things...I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl."

Xander: "I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior. He's
attractive--okay, maybe not to me, but...and he's in a band! And we know what
kind of element that attracts."
Cordelia: "I've dated lots of guys in bands."
Xander: "Thank you."

Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on. Every now and then, I yammer."

Cordelia: "Look around. We're in my daddy's car. It's just the two of us. There is
a beautiful, big, full moon outside tonight. It doesn't get more romantic than this.
So shut up!"

Xander: "I thought I heard something."
Cordelia: "Is-is Willow sending out some sorta' distress signal that only you
can hear?!"

Xander: "Told you I heard something!"

Buffy: "You sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see. Um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of
his face, like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
Xander: "Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to bite us."

Cordelia: "It was so awful."
Xander: "I know."
Cordelia: "Daddy just had this car detailed!"

Giles: "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take
care of themselves."
Willow: "Yeah."

Giles: "Fortunately, no people were injured."
Buffy: "Well, that falls into the 'That's a Switch' column."

Willow: "Well, last night was the night before the full moon, traditionally known
as...the night before the full moon."

Giles: "Meaning the accepted legend that werewolves only prowl during the full
moon might be erroneous."

Cordelia: "Or it could be a crock?"
Xander: "Unless the werewolf was using last year's almanac."

Giles: "Yes, I must admit I-I am quite intrigued. Werewolves! It's one of the
classics. Yes, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."
Buffy: "He needs to get a pet."

Cordelia: "I think you splashed on just a little too much Obsession for Dorks."

Larry: "Oh, last week, some huge dog jumped out of the bushes and bit me.
Thirty-nine stitches. They oughta' shoot these strays."
Oz: "I've been there, man. My cousin Jordy just got his grownup tooth in. Does
not like to be tickled."

Larry: "Theresa! Bestill my shorts."

Willow: "Don't forget! You're supposed to be a meek little girly-girl like the rest
of us."
Buffy: "Spoil my fun."

Giles: "And the full moon is...seems to bring out our darkest qualities."
Xander: "And yet, ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie."

Giles: "And it, uh, acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and
aggressive."
Buffy: "In other words, your typical male."
Xander: "On behalf of my gender, "Hey!"
Giles: "Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions."
Buffy: "I didn't jump! I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

Giles: "Anything yet?"
Buffy: "Yes, and you won't believe what I saw! Brittany Podell was making out
with Owen Stadeel, but he goes with Barrett Williams. If she ever fou--no, um,
no-no sign of the werewolf."

Giles: "I thought we might, uh, I thought we might knock on a few windows, uh,
ask if anyone has seen anything yet."
Buffy: "Giles, noone's seeing anything."
Giles: "Yes, of course not."

Giles: "Who are you? What are you doing?"
Cain: "Name's Cain. I'm the one with the gun, which means I'm the one who
gets to do the interviewing."

Buffy: "Ahem, hey, before we get all chummy here, how 'bout we do something
about me being in this net thing?"

Buffy: "It's funny if you don't believe in werewolves."
Cain: "No, it's funny thinking about you two catching one. I mean, this guy
looks like he's auditioning to be a librarian, and you, well, you're a girl."

Cain: "Let me ask you, sweetheart. Exactly how many of these animals have
you taken out?"
Buffy: "As of today?"

Buffy: "And it doesn't bother you that a werewolf is a person twenty-eight days
out of the month?"
Cain: "That's why I only hunt 'em the other three."

Buffy: "I think I know where to look. We'll just have to make it there before mein
furrier."

Cordelia: "I mean, with Xander, it's always, 'Buffy did this' and 'Willow said that'.
Buffy, Buffy. Willow, Willow. It's like I don't even exist!"
Willow: "I sometimes feel like that."

Willow: "Oz and I are in some sort of holding pattern, except without the
holding, or...anything else."

Cordelia: "What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy."
Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys."
Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?"
Willow: "Couple of guys."

Buffy: "Who could resist Sunnydale's own House of Hormones."

Giles: "This girl risked her life trying to capture a beast that you haven't yet
been able to find."
Cane: "Uh-huh, and Daddy's doing a great job carrying her bag of milkbones."

Cain: "You know, sis, if that thing out there harms anyone, it's going to be on
your pretty little head. I hope you can live with that."
Buffy: "I live with that every day."

Cain: "First they tell me I can't hunt an elephant for its ivory. Now I've gotta' deal
with People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves."

Buffy: "I'm guessing you didn't see anything either from that vantage point of
having your eyes closed."

Xander: "But while we hang here doing nothing, there's a human werewolf
walking around out there, probably making fun of us."
Willow: "The way werewolves always do."

Xander: "Giles knows stuff, and I'm practically an expert on the subject."
Willow: "On account of, once you were a hyena?"
Xander: "I know what it's like to crave the taste of freshly killed meat, to be
taken over by those uncontrollable urges..."
Buffy: "You said you didn't remember anything about that."
Xander: "Ha ha ha ha. I said I didn't remember anything about that."

Larry: "Harris! Sheesh. Next time, wear a bell."
Xander: "Why so jumpy, Larry?"
Larry: "Geeks make me nervous."
Xander: "Is that really it? Or is there something you're hiding?"
Larry: "I could hide my fist in your face."

Larry: "You know, Harris, that nosy little nose of yours is going to get you into
trouble someday...like today!"

Larry: "I'm gay. I...am gay."
Xander: "I heard you the first time."

Buffy: "So what's the scuttlebutt? Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf
profile?"
Willow: "There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior,
run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents."
Buffy: "Okay, most of those were not my fault! Somebody else started them. I
was just standing up for myself!"
Willow: "They say it's a good idea to count to ten when you're angry."
Buffy: "One...two...three..."
Willow: "I'll keep looking!"

Buffy: "I noticed you were looking solo."
Willow: "Yeah. Oz wanted to be someplace that was...away, from me."

Willow: "I can't figure him out. He's so hot and cold, or lukewarm and cold."
Buffy: "Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, 'They
grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.'"
Willow: "That doesn't seem like a fair trade."

Buffy: "Maybe you need to make the first move."
Willow: "Hmm. That won't make me a slut?"
Buffy: "I think your reputation will remain intact."

Willow: "It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you
on the arm and then run back to his friends."
Buffy: "Those were the days."

Willow: "Cordelia asked me to look over her history homework before class. I
think that means I might have to do it."
Xander: "Wow, those two gals are hanging out a lot together. This'd be a good
time to panic."

Buffy: "So how'd it go with Larry?"
Xander: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Buffy: "I think it's supposed to mean, 'So how'd it go with Larry?'"
Xander: "He's not the werewolf. Can't we just leave it at that? Must you
continue to push, and push?!"

Xander: "You're not boned, you're Buffy. Eradicator of evil. Defender of...things
that need defending."

Buffy: "Vampire."
Xander: "So that's good, right? I mean, in the sense of the werewolf didn't get
her."
Buffy: "..."
Xander: "No, there is no good here."
Buffy: "No good."

Xander: "Buffy, you can't blame yourself for every death that happens in
Sunnydale. If it weren't for you, people would be lined up five deep, waiting to
get themselves buried. Willow would be Robbie the Robot's love slave. I
wouldn't even have a head."

Xander: "Oh no, my life's not too complicated."

Willow: "I had this whole thing worked out, and I have it written down, uh, but
then it didn't make any sense when I was reading it back."

Willow: "Buffy told me that sometimes what a girl makes has to be the first
move and now that I'm saying this I'm starting to think that the written version
sounded pretty good but, you know what I mean!"

Oz: "I'm going through some...changes."
Willow: "Well, welcome to the world! Things happen. Don't you think I'm going
through a lot?"
Oz: "Not like me."
Willow: "Oh what, so now you're special? You're Special Boy, with...chains and
stuff. Why do you have...chains and stuff?"

Buffy: "We can all have ourselves a good cry after we bag us a werewolf."

Giles: "All set. Let's go find this thing."
Buffy: "One question: how exactly do we find this thing?"

Willow: "He-he said he was going through all these changes, then...he went
through all these...changes!"

Cain: "Good doggy. Now play dead."

Willow: "I shot Oz!"

Buffy: "How about you let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of town?"

Xander: "It's all so weird. I-I mean, how are we supposed to act when we see
him?"
Buffy: "It's gotta' be weird for him too, now that we know so much."
Xander: "All I know is, I'll never be able to look at him the same again."
Buffy: "He's still a human being...most of the time."
Xander: "Who we talking about?"
Buffy: "Oz. Who you talking about?"
Xander: "Noone!"

Larry: "Hey, Xander! Look, about what you did, I-I owe you."
Buffy: "What'd you do?"
Xander: "It's really nothing we should be talking about...ever!"

Buffy: "That was weird."
Xander: "What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he
happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened
and I thought I told you not to push!"
Buffy: "All I meant was that he didn't try to look up my skirt."
Xander: "Oh, oh, yeah. That's, that's the weirdness."
Buffy: "Weirdness abounds lately."

Buffy: "Certainly gonna' put a strain on Willow and Oz's relationship."
Xander: "What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have
together? We're talking obedience school, paper training. Oz is always in the
back, burying their thangs, and that kind of breed can turn on its owner."
Buffy: "I don't know. I kinda' see Oz as the loyal type."
Xander: "All I'm saying is, she's not safe with him. If it were up to me--"
Buffy: "Xander. It's not up to you."

Oz: "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I just have to lock myself up around
the full moon. Only he used more words than that...and a globe."

Willow: "I'm sorry about how all of this ended up, with me shooting you and
all."
Oz: "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow: "It's okay."

Oz: "I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly
freaksome."

Oz: "So, maybe it'd be best if I just...sorta'..."
Willow: "What?"
Oz: "Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for a while."
Willow: "I don't know, I'm kind of okay with you being in my way."

Willow: "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke.
Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the
month, I'm not much fun to be around either."
Oz: "You are quite the human."

Willow: "So, I'd still, if...you'd still."
Oz: "I'd still? I'd very still!"
Willow: "Okay. No biting, though."
Oz: "Agreed."

Oz: "A werewolf in love."