Spike
taucht in der Serie "Angel" zwar nur in einer einzigen Folge auf (1.2,
"In the Dark"), liefert aber zahlreiche witzige, typische Spike-Sprüche.
"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!"
"Because you are vampire detective now? What's next? Vampire cowboy? Vampire fireman? Oh, vampire ballerina."
"Marcus is an expert. Some say artist, but I've never been comfortable with labels. - He's a bloody king of torture, he is. Humans, demons, - politicians, makes no difference. (starts to circle Angel) Some say he invented several of the Classics, - but he won't tell me which ones. - beneath the cool exterior, you'll find he is rather shy. - Except with kids. (to Marcus) You like kids, don't you Marcus? - Well, likes to eat. (leans in close to Angel) and other nasty things."
"Do you two need to be alone, or can we go on to the ouchy part?"
"Souls, fingers, toes… Let's get chopping, will you?"
"Someone's having shish kabob."
"If I was a ring, where would I be? - Well, this is fun. - But it's going to get old real fast."
"Son of a bitch! - I do the work, - I do the digging, - fight off a Slayer, - drive to LA, fire the help, - and what do I get? - ROYALLY SCREWWED, is what! - Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on I'm my own man. A lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out, here comes Spike! The baddest mother… (a beam of sunlight from one of the bullet holes hits the back of his head and his hair ignites) Ahh! (he ducks and puts his hair out with his hands) I really hope they kill each other."
