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Angel Season IV Episode #78: "Calvary" Transcript
Written by Jeffrey Bell, Steven S. DeKnight
Directed by Sean Astin
Co-Producers: Skip Schoolnik, Steven S. DeKnight- Consulting Producers: David Fury, David Greewalt, Tim Minear - Co-Executive Producer: Jeffrey Bell – Executive Producers: Joss Whedon, Sandy Gallin, Gail Berman, Fran Rubel Kuzui, Kaz Kuzui
Disclaimer: "Angel"; is (c) 2000 by the Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation; "Angel"; is produced by Mutant Enemy, Inc., Greenwolf Corp, Kazui Enterprises, and Sandollar Television for Twentieth Century Fox Television.
Originally Aired on Feb 12th 2003
Prologue 1 INT. MONASTERY— NIGHT 1 WO PANG sits cross-legged on the floor before a circle of votive candles. As before, the sounds of fighting come from outside. A moment later, wo pang’s guard flies through the beaded curtain and lands unconscious on the floor in front of him. WESLEY, CONNOR and CORDELIA step through after him, a grim expressions on their faces. WO PANG Must acquire better guards. WESLEY Angel’s soul has been stolen. WO PANG I have no need for the vampire’s soul. CONNOR Then where is it? Wo Pang casts a handful of bones into the circle in front of him and reads the message contain within their pattern. WO PANG That I cannot discern but it is still viable within the muo-ping. CONNOR Muo-what?.ANGEL Calvary 4 WESLEY It’s still safe in the container. CORDELIA Angel’s soul has been misplaced. I bet that sort of thing happens all the time. What do you have as a back-up plan to re-ensoul somebody? WO PANG There is no other way known to me. Without the muo-ping… you’re screwed. CONNOR And what happens if the muo… container-thing breaks or gets opened? WO PANG Then like all things, the soul can be returned or destroyed. A sharp wind blows through the ceremonial chamber, extinguishing the candles around them. CUT TO: 2 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— LOBBY— NIGHT 2 ANGELUS calls out from his cell in the basement over the video monitor on the lobby counter while FRED researches and GUNN puts the finishing touches on a homemade flamethrower..ANGEL Calvary 5 ANGELUS (over cam) Awfully quiet up there. I’ve had time to think and I’ve realized something important. Being evil is wrong. I want to be good. I want to be Angel again. You hear me? I’m ready. GUNN I’m ready, too, fangboy. Gunn shoots a gout of flame across the lobby, unnerving Fred. FRED He knows, doesn’t he? That his soul is missing. GUNN Probably knew before we did. FRED I hope that shaman can help us. GUNN That shaman should have never been brought here. Now instead of just worrying about the big bad rock-eater, we got Darth Vampire living in the basement. FRED Bringing Angelus was our best chance. GUNN That you talking or Wes? FRED You were pushing for it, too, Charles. GUNN Then maybe I did the wrong thing. ANGELUS (on cam) Like smacking your girl around? I bet you Wes would never hit her. He’s all proper and English. And that accent— oh, chicks just love a good accent. Makes ’em all buttery in their nether regions. Isn’t that right, Fred? Gunn stares at Fred but she says nothing..ANGEL Calvary 6 ANGELUS (on cam) You know, I had a bit of an Irish brogue back in the day. If you like, I can use it on you when I rape you to death. Or— Gunn yanks out the power cable. GUNN Son a bitch. FRED He’s just… it’s just words. GUNN Yeah. FRED And that’s the only way he can hurt us. He knows he’s never getting out. CUT TO: 3 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 3 A grate in the rear of the room slides open. Angelus turns around and smiles as LILAH steps out of the shadows with a crowbar in her hand. Opening credit sequence. Act I 4 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 4 Resume. Lilah approaches the cage with a limp, favoring her wounded abdomen. She’s filthy, her clothes ripped and torn. LILAH The great Angelus… ANGELUS Oh, come on. You can do better than that, huh? Try playing up the awe and the reverence a bit. (dramatic) The great Angelus. LILAH Great… being locked in a cage..ANGEL Calvary 7 ANGELUS Yet managing to display better grooming habits than you. Look at yourself, Lilah. All these years wanting to meet me… you couldn’t run a comb through your hair, maybe slap on a little lipstick? Evil doesn’t have to mean sloppy. LILAH Stop it. ANGELUS Oh, feeling touchy, are we? LILAH The Beast. I want you to stop it. ANGELUS Oh. Not sure I really want to. Don’t get me wrong— I’m not a big fan of the horn job. Although he did bring on permanent midnight. Gotta give him props for that. LILAH Can you do it or not? ANGELUS Hmm… why is your thong in such a bunch, counselor? You’re a professional. LILAH (laughs) Workin’ the sewers. Beast took everything. Killed ’em all. ANGELUS Saw the damage. He does have a flair for it..ANGEL Calvary 8 LILAH Not just at the office. Everybody. Field ops, liaisons, people out sick that day… but not me. Not yet. Angelus watches Lilah’s feet inch closer to the safe line on the floor. LILAH Why is he picking on us? We’re the bad guys! ANGELUS Apparently not bad enough. But there is a bright side. You have a devoted boyfriend who loves and cares for— oh, wait. You don’t. (laughs) Your life really is crap. LILAH And yet I’m not the monkey in the box. I want that thing destroyed. You’re the only one who can do it. ANGELUS Maybe… we can work something out. CUT TO: 5 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— LOBBY— NIGHT 5 GUNN What Angelus said about me… I didn’t mean to hurt you. I would never do that. FRED I know. I just can’t help but think if you didn’t attack Wes— GUNN Attack? That’s how you see it? I attacked him? What do you call what he was doing in the office before I walked in? FRED I don’t know what— GUNN He was kissing you! Don’t lie to me. It’s the one thing you’re not good at. FRED It just happened..ANGEL Calvary 9 GUNN Because you let it. (beat) I’ve never felt so much for anyone. I would do anything for you but it’s not enough, is it? FRED Charles, I— GUNN I can’t do this anymore, Fred. I’m tired of you looking everywhere but at me. Fred looks up as the front door opens and Wesley enters, followed by Cordelia and Connor. GUNN Like that. He walks off as Wesley approaches and sees she’s upset. WESLEY What is it? Fred shakes her head and covers. FRED I just… can’t make heads or tails of this banishing text. You guys have any luck? CONNOR Yeah, but it was all bad. Shaman didn’t have the soul. Doesn’t know who took it. Doesn’t know how to find it. CORDELIA Other than that, everything’s peachy. Any word from Lorne and his contacts? Fred shakes her head. GUNN Damn it! They all turn as Gunn runs for the basement door. On the monitor, Lilah approaches Angelus’ cage with the crowbar. They all follow Gunn down the stairs. CUT TO:.ANGEL Calvary 10 6 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 6 Lilah turns as Gunn and the others dash down the stairs toward her. As Angelus reaches out through the bars to grab her, Gunn fires a trank dart into him. Lilah drops her crowbar and runs across the room, ducking back into the sewers. Gunn keeps the rifle trained on Angelus. GUNN (to others) Lilah. Ran off into the sewers. Wesley and Connor head after her as Angelus collapses to the floor. GUNN Connor, wait. You should stay here and make sure it isn’t a setup. There might be others. Connor nods and starts searching the dark corners of the basement. CUT TO: 7 INT. LOS ANGELES STORM SEWERS— NIGHT 7 Lilah runs through the tunnels, holding her wounded belly with Wesley in pursuit. She comes the end of the tunnel and climbs up a ladder, Wesley right at her heels. CUT TO:.ANGEL Calvary 11 8 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 8 Gunn keeps the rifle trained on Angelus’ still form and motions to Connor. GUNN Check the locks. Connor shakes the door to the cage. It’s solid. He kicks the crowbar away from the cage and across the room. Gunn finally lowers the rifle. GUNN What kind of brain fart made that witch try and let Angelus out? CORDELIA I want to know how she even knew he was here. CONNOR Maybe she took Angel’s soul. GUNN She’s a mucky-muck at Wolfram & Hart. It’s her job to know. FRED I thought the Beast killed everyone at Wolfram & Hart. GUNN Maybe she cut some kind of deal with it. CONNOR You really think she has a connection to the Beast? CUT TO: 9 INT. LOS ANGELES STORM SEWERS— NIGHT 9 Wesley throws himself against a door, cracking it open. He enters an antechamber and Lilah leaps out of the shadows, swinging an iron pipe. But her wound makes her sluggish and Wesley easily dodges the blow and disarms her. LILAH You’re a son of a bitch, you know that? She walks over to a stool and sits down..ANGEL Calvary 12 WESLEY When I said go underground, I didn’t think you’d— He notices her abdomen is still bleeding, soaking through her shirt. WESLEY Is that where the Beast… LILAH Can’t make it stop. WESLEY I could take a look at it. LILAH No, I’m fine. WESLEY How did you know we had Angelus? LILAH Big magick, taking a champion’s soul. Makes ripples. I still know some people who like ripples. It was your idea, wasn’t it, to bring him? (he looks away) Great minds… WESLEY …aren’t foolish enough to release him. LILAH I wasn’t. WESLEY So the crowbar…? LILAH I had to make him believe I was desperate. WESLEY Not much of a stretch, really, is it? (beat) And you always wanted Angelus. LILAH No. Wolfram & Hart did but it doesn’t matter anymore. I just… I just want my life back. All my pretty things… I’m selfish that way. That’s why we wouldn’t have worked out..ANGEL Calvary 13 WESLEY There are many reasons we wouldn’t have worked out, Lilah. They stare at each other for a beat and Wesley finally looks away. He spots a book lying on a dirty cot in the corner and picks it up, curious. WESLEY Rhinehardt’s Compendium? LILAH I need to find a way to make it pay. He flips through the book. WESLEY I’ve already checked. There’s nothing in here that even remotely describes… him. He stops on a page with a prominent drawing of the Beast. Puzzled, he flips quickly through the book again. WESLEY It’s identical to my copy except for this passage. How’s that possible? LILAH It’s not a local copy. Pulled some favors, got it on the pan-dimensional black market. WESLEY But still… it should be the exact same text. (considers) Unless….ANGEL Calvary 14 LILAH Unless what? WESLEY Well, we’d have to check more books from other dimensions but what if there were other references to the Beast at one time that had somehow been removed? But what would something that powerful need to hide? CUT TO: 10 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 10 Angelus lies unconscious in the cage while Gunn paces the basement. GUNN Lilah or not, someone is doing the Beast’s dirty work. CORDELIA That would explain how giant lava-boy could tiptoe past us to take out Manny. CONNOR And butcher that family, those priestesses. FRED Even though Lilah’s evil, I don’t see her hacking up all those people. GUNN Okay, maybe it’s not just her. Maybe the big bad Beast has minions doing his dirty work. ANGELUS Morons. The big rock doesn’t have minions. It is the minion. Angelus sits up, still a bit groggy from the drug. FRED No, it’s not. We’ve seen what it can do. ANGELUS You’ve just seen the warm-up act. CORDELIA What are you saying?.ANGEL Calvary 15 ANGELUS I’m saying, there’s something bigger. Something worse. He looks up at Cordelia. ANGELUS The Beast… has a boss. FADE OUT Act II 11 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 11 Resume. Angelus gets to his feet and faces the confused looks from those outside the cage. GUNN Worse than the Beast? CORDELIA That’s… that’s not possible. ANGELUS How did you survive this long being so retarded? GUNN Cut the Fu-Manchu. What do you know? ANGELUS Quite a bit, bright boy. Maybe I’ll fill in the blanks sometime. CONNOR How do you know there’s something worse than the Beast? ANGELUS ’Cause I’ve got a brain, son. The Beast I knew was big on the smash and slaughter. Had the brawn to be really good at it, too. But the big picture? Not his strong point. But whoa… flash forward. Now he’s all rain of fire, destroying the Ra-tet, blotting out the sun… big moves for a guy whose head’s made out of rock. CORDELIA Maybe he got smarter..ANGEL Calvary 16 ANGELUS And maybe I’ll sprout some wings and flutter away. There’s something else out there. More powerful, more vicious… pulling all the strings. (shudders) I don’t know about you but I’m just dying to find out what it is. CUT TO: 12 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— LOBBY— NIGHT 12 The front door opens and Lilah enters to the frosty stares of everyone else. Wesley comes in behind her and closes the door. LILAH What? No cake? FRED Where is it? LILAH Where’s what? CORDELIA Angel’s soul. LILAH Oh, that what. WESLEY She didn’t take it..ANGEL Calvary 17 CONNOR How do you know? WESLEY Because she told me. GUNN You believe her? Lying’s her job. LILAH He’s got a point. (holds open her coat) You want to search me? Cordelia eyes her bleeding belly. CORDELIA What happened? WESLEY She was injured in the attack on Wolfram & Hart. GUNN The place was a slaughterhouse. How’d she make it out? LILAH Got lucky. CORDELIA Well, maybe it was more than that. What were you doing downstairs with Angelus? WESLEY She was gathering intel. GUNN With a crowbar? She’s the only one to make it out of Wolfram & Hart alive, then she shows up right after Angel’s soul goes missing. WESLEY I’ve already told you she had nothing to do with that. CONNOR Maybe she knows who did. FRED Or who’s controlling the Beast..ANGEL Calvary 18 LILAH (confused) Controlling? GUNN Angelus thinks rock-boy’s just the muscle. Not that I trust him any more than you. CORDELIA Everything that’s happened, it’s part of a bigger plan with something even worse than the Beast sketching the blueprints. WESLEY That’s what he’s been trying to hide. (to Lilah) There might be something in the text we— CORDELIA (sharp) Text? WESLEY Lilah found a passage in Rhinehardt’s Compendium. FRED But we searched that already. There’s nothing in there. WESLEY Because all references to the Beast have been erased in this dimension. LILAH I got my copy of Rhinehardt’s way out of town. (to Fred) I’m surprised you didn’t think of that. GUNN That’s why Angel didn’t remember the Beast. WESLEY His memory’s been wiped clean just like the books. CONNOR Why does Angelus remember? FRED Because his mind wasn’t here when the spell or whatever was cast, right?.ANGEL Calvary 19 WESLEY We should compare this passage with the information Wolfram & Hart extracted from Lorne. There might be— GUNN Yeah, have fun with that. FRED Charles… GUNN Somebody needs to be downstairs, make sure nobody else tries to “intel” our boy. He picks up his flamethrower and gas can and heads for the basement. Lilah notes the tension between Gunn and Fred and a small smile tugs at the corner of her mouth. Fred heads after Gunn but Cordelia stops her. CORDELIA Let him go. I know this is hard. I know we’re all tired and hurting but we have to stay focused. We need to figure out what’s coming and how to get Angel back before it does because if this is as bad as I think it is, we’ll need him more than ever. CUT TO: 13 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 13 Gunn sits watch over Angelus with his flamethrower slung across his lap. ANGELUS You know what I like about you? You play to your strengths. You know what they are and you stick to them. You don’t find that much these days. Everybody always trying to expand their horizons, actuate their potential and all that other touchy-feely crap. But not you. You don’t try to change… because you know your place. That’ll go a long way toward keeping you alive. Well, a lot longer than the others. (laughs) Man, you guys really are on a streak. You let L.A. nearly burn to the ground… lost the sun… let the creepy-crawlies practically take over the city. But, you know, that’s okay. At least you got the love of a good woman… till she dumps you for a guy with a bigger horizon. GUNN It’s her life..ANGEL Calvary 20 ANGELUS Oh, wait. Did I miss it? Did she already let you down easy? Cheer up, buddy. Not like we didn’t see it coming. Especially after what happened to her old professor. (off his look) Come on. Even Angel’s not that stupid. The way things changed between you two, the furtive looks, all that guilt. Mmm… there’s nothing like your first murder. Don’t worry. I won’t tell what our little girl did. GUNN She didn’t— ANGELUS Yeah! So it was you. Steppin’ up and bein’ the man. GUNN I did what I had to do. ANGELUS I guess Fred didn’t quite see it that way, huh? Wow. You do a chick a favor, you think she’d be grateful. But no. She still goes for the broody smart guy, all mysterious and tortured. I guess when you think about it, for the first time in your life, you just weren’t dark enough. Gunn’s hand tightens on the trigger of the flamethrower and he sends a blast of flaming gasoline into the cage. Angelus backpedals, avoiding being incinerated by mere inches. ANGELUS (laughs) Maybe there’s hope for you, after all, Chuck. CUT TO:.ANGEL Calvary 21 14 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— OFFICE— NIGHT 14 Fred and Wesley review their research. FRED This is hopeless. The Orb of Thesulah is the only way I can find to restore Angel’s soul but that only works if it’s moved on to an afterlife or something, not floating in a jar somewhere. WESLEY We’ll find a way to bring Angel back. FRED How? WESLEY The way we always do. Skill, perseverance… luck. FRED (smiles) Not a lot of that going around. WESLEY We’ll be all right. FRED (pointed) As long as we stick together. WESLEY Fred, what happened between me and Gunn… I didn’t mean… that’s not what I wanted. Could you tell him that?.ANGEL Calvary 22 FRED I don’t think he’ll listen. We’re not… we’re not together anymore. Wesley is taken aback by the news. WESLEY Oh. Not because of what I did? FRED Things just haven’t been right. Not for a while. Wesley moves toward her. WESLEY I think this is part where I’m supposed to say I’m sorry. And I’m really trying to be but… He leans in as if to kiss her but Lilah and Cordelia enter, interrupting. Fred turns away, back to the books. LILAH Any progress? FRED Not really. LILAH Pity. WESLEY I made some headway cross-referencing but there’s no telling how long it’ll take to get anything definitive. CORDELIA But you have made some progress? LILAH (smiles) Sure looks like he’s trying. She glances at Fred who looks away, embarrassed. WESLEY I’ll relieve Gunn, see if I can get anything else out of Angelus..ANGEL Calvary 23 LILAH So what now? Ouija board? The front door opens and Fred’s eyes light up as LORNE enters. FRED Lorne! Did you find out anything? LORNE Zip. Zilch. (sees Lilah) And what in the hell is succu-bitch doing here? CORDELIA Still trying to figure that out. So… nothing? LORNE Talked to every contact that hasn’t beat it for higher ground. Nobody’s heard bo-peep about Angel’s soul. LILAH Forget about the goody-goody. You want to kill the Beast and give his boss a run for his evil? The answer’s downstairs in a cage. Sic Angelus on him. CORDELIA Do you know what Angelus would do if we let him out? LILAH Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence… but, hey, greater good. CORDELIA We’ll find another way. I’m sure if we just all—.ANGEL Calvary 24 LILAH What? Hold hands and sing a hymn? That might be a little hard when the Beast is ripping your guts out. Lilah heads for the stairs with a pronounced limp. CORDELIA Lilah, I know things look grim right now… LILAH Don’t go Watchtower on me, Saint Cordelia. I don’t think I could stomach it. CORDELIA Man, I’d love to punch your face in. Lilah stops and turns with a smile. LILAH Are you trying to turn me on? CORDELIA You know what’s sad about people like you, Lilah? It all comes down to fear. LILAH Fascinating. Now that we’ve got that settled… She turns back to the stairs. CORDELIA You’re too scared to believe in anything because you’re too scared to hope. You won’t even open your eyes to the possibility. LILAH (laughs) You don’t get it, do you, twinkie? I’m what I believe in. And you think I got this far by sticking my head in the sand? The Beast that eviscerated me has a boss and that boss is going to end life as we know it and nobody is coming to save us! Not Angel, not the Powers That Be and not the Forty-damned-second Cavalry! So if anybody has scales on their eyes… Cordelia’s head rocks back and when she looks at Lilah again, here eyes have gone a milky, opaque white..ANGEL Calvary 25 LILAH …it’s you. CORDELIA I can bring him back. I know how to re-ensoul Angel. FADE OUT Act III 15 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 15 Wesley stands guard over Angelus with a crossbow. They both look up as Fred descends the stairs. ANGELUS Hey, we were just talking about you. At least I was, anyway. WESLEY What is it? FRED Cordelia had a vision. She knows how to put his soul back. ANGELUS (laughs) I guess the Powers saw how bad you guys suck. FRED Doing better than you..ANGEL Calvary 26 WESLEY Fred… ANGELUS Oh! She really has put on the spunk, hasn’t she, Wes? Not the same shy bitch-cow we pulled out of Pylea. FRED There’s only one bitch here and I’m looking at him. ANGELUS Oh, come on. We all know it’s for the best. Now you can go for the real prize. Mmm… man, I’m telling you, if I swung that way… look at him. All rugged and handsome. And brains! Man, he’s damn near perfect. WESLEY Thank you. He and Fred turn to go. ANGELUS Except the part about banging Lilah for the past six months. That kinda takes the shine off. Fred stops and stares at Angelus, incredulous, then notices Wesley’s expression. WESLEY Fred… FRED No, it’s… it’s none of my business. I should… She turns and runs up the stairs, Angelus chuckling in the background. CUT TO: 16 EXT. GRIFFITH PARK— FOREST— NIGHT 16 Gunn and Connor dig a large hole in the woods. CONNOR Are you sure this is the right spot? GUNN Well, the landmarks look like what Cordy described in her vision..ANGEL Calvary 27 CONNOR I never fought a soul-eater before. GUNN And I’m not planning to. Cordy said this thing was buried by the Chumash a couple of hundred years ago. Don’t expect it to put up too much of a fight. CONNOR So what if we can’t find it? GUNN Then we’re screwed. The skull of the soul-eater’s the main piece of the spell Cordy saw. Without that— His shovel strikes something solid and he looks up at Connor. GUNN Clear it off. They brush the dirt aside to find a wooden box buried beneath. GUNN Whoa, thank you, Powers That Be. About damn time. He picks up a crowbar and starts prying the lid off. CONNOR You want me to do that? GUNN I got it. Suddenly a clawed hand shoots up through the wooden cover and seizes Gunn by the throat. Connor raises his shovel and severs the arm at the elbow. Gunn stumbles backward, gasping. CONNOR You okay? GUNN I so don’t need that kind of crap. Let’s just chop his head off and— He looks down to find the box is now empty. GUNN Okay, this thing is really starting to piss me off..ANGEL Calvary 28 He whips around just as the soul-eater attacks from behind. He throws several punches, none of which connect. The creature moves so fast, it’s a blur, dodging and weaving, then striking, sending Gunn reeling to the ground. Connor swings his sword but it’s too fast for him, too. He ends up on the ground on his back while the soul-eater melts back into the shadows. They look around as the creature circles them with blurring speed. It attacks again, backhanding Gunn. Connor tries to strike it with his sword but never lands a blow. The creature bats the weapon aside and seizes Connor, forcing him to his knees. A yellow glow emanates from Connor’s chest as the creature starts to drain his soul. Gunn stands up, sword in hand and severs the creature’s arm, breaking its hold on Connor, then whips the sword around and decapitates it. Connor lies on his back, gasping in shock. The eyes in the soul-eater’s disembodied head snap open and its body starts writhing on the ground. Gunn raises the sword and brings it down over and over, chopping repeatedly. Finally, it lies still. CONNOR (gasps) Nice. GUNN Yeah, sometimes you just gotta keep whackin’. CONNOR You think it’ll work? Gunn holds up the severed head..ANGEL Calvary 29 GUNN It better. If there’s really something worse than the Beast, we’ve gotta get Angel back before it shows up. CUT TO: 17 INT. SUBTERRANEAN CAVE— NIGHT 17 The BEAST kneels before a primitive altar in a cave lit with burning torches. BEAST I am honored you’ve come. Fire, death and darkness have I bestowed in your name. Now this humble token I offer, forged of my unworthy bones. A tribute to your power. It raises a dagger carved from a dark stone-like material. CUT TO: 18 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— OFFICE— NIGHT 18 Lorne and Wesley sit at the counter as Cordelia and Fred enter carrying strangely formed conglomerations of wood, bone and feathers. CORDELIA Seven talismans, built to spec. FRED Sometimes I hate this life. CORDELIA Dumpster-diving for week-old buffalo wings? Definitely not in the job description..ANGEL Calvary 30 FRED Try de-clawing scavenged road-kill for three sacred talons. LORNE Never do I have the happy frolicking puppy visions. Always bones and death and… She shudders as Gunn and Connor return with the soul-eater’s head. CONNOR We got the skull of the soul-eater. He holds it up, then sets it down on the counter with a nauseating squelch. CORDELIA I’m just saying… WESLEY It looks… rather fresh. GUNN We moved up its expiration date. Connor and Gunn share a chuckle. WESLEY Cordy? She shuts her eyes and concentrates. CORDELIA I just see the skull. It doesn’t have any… you know, parts. WESLEY Right. (to Connor) Take it to the kitchen and remove the flesh and soft tissue. Connor and Gunn exchange a glance, then he picks up the severed head with a sigh and they both head for the door as Lilah comes down the stairs. LILAH It’s just like being at work except suits by Liberace..ANGEL Calvary 31 LORNE Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven’t forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun and while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll, Thanks. He gets up and leaves the room also, leaving Lilah and Wesley alone. WESLEY In all the excitement, I thought you would have escaped by now. LILAH Well, I would have but it’s Thursday, which means everyone who should be in the weekly briefing is… dead. WESLEY So you have nowhere else to go. LILAH Just waiting to prove that your Powers That Be are all hat and no cattle. And if they do pull it through, well then, braid my hair and call me Pollyanna. The upside of being in it for yourself, Wes? You always end up on the winning team. Fred comes out from the back, looking for Wesley. She stops when she sees him with Lilah. FRED Wesley? (beat) Cordy had a… a question..ANGEL Calvary 32 She looks away, then walks out. CUT TO: 19 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 19 Wesley sets the skull down in the center of a ritual circle on the floor in front of Angelus’ cage. Connor kneels to Wesley’s right while Fred lays down sticks in a runic pattern across from him. Cordelia, Gunn, Lorne and Lilah stand nearby watching. ANGELUS Have you all lost your minds? You’re going to use black magick to restore my soul. People, this never goes well. Am I the only one paying attention? LILAH Ten-to-one, the entire hotel gets sucked into a hell dimension. GUNN You two, with the shuttin’ up. ANGELUS Talk about eleventh hour desperation. Face it, you’re grasping. No jar, no soul. CONNOR You sound pretty desperate yourself. CORDELIA (to Wesley) Do you have the vial?.ANGEL Calvary 33 He hands her a small glass tube. ANGELUS Let’s be realistic. Even if your precious champion makes another guest appearance, you can’t stop the apocalypse. Bottom line is, you’re going to lose. Cordelia holds the vial over the center of the circle and pours blood onto the skull. ANGELUS The last thing you smell will be each other’s blood. FRED That’s your opinion. LILAH You tell him, honey. FRED You shut your fat mouth. Lilah rolls her eyes and Angelus chuckles. ANGELUS Look at you. Heroes. So tangled up in your own crap, you can’t even find the world to save it. CORDELIA Does everyone have their talismans?.ANGEL Calvary 34 Everyone holds up the bundles of bones and feathers. Cordelia goes over to the cage and stands before Angelus. ANGELUS Hell, even Angel knew you never stood a chance. You want to know why he really let me out? Because he finally gave up. He knew you were all too weak and selfish to stop what’s coming. He gave up his soul because he gave up on you. CORDELIA Right. Bye-bye. She throws a handful of sand on him to initiate the spell and Angelus is hurled across the cage and slams into the wall. He struggles to his feet, gasping, as Wesley starts the incantation. WESLEY In degara… ANGELUS Don’t kid yourselves… WESLEY Fortis murus… The flames on the candles shoot high into the air. ANGELUS I’ll still be around long after your corpses rot. WESLEY Kesta sartuum… The entire hotel shakes and creaks around them. WESLEY Mundi ethericon… Angelus screams and doubles over in pain as a glowing wispy-white cloud rises from the center of the circle and snakes toward him. ANGELUS I promise you, this isn’t… WESLEY Chimera nihilo….ANGEL Calvary 35 ANGELUS …the end! The cloud encircles Angelus and lifts him off the floor. He moans in pain as the glowing energy envelops his body. The soul-eater’s skull explodes and the energy disappears. Angelus drops to the floor, stunned. CORDELIA Angel? ANGEL I’m so sorry. LORNE It worked. CONNOR Did it? ANGEL Fred? FRED What? ANGEL You came down the stairs. You had blood and I grabbed… FRED I’m fine. CORDELIA The spell, it worked. I feel it..ANGEL Calvary 36 WESLEY We have to be sure. GUNN Get Lorne to read him. WESLEY Angel? Are you aware of what’s happened? He struggles to his feet. ANGEL I’m back. There’s… something else. Something worse than the— WESLEY The Beast, yes. And we need your help to fight it. But first you have to sing for Lorne. ANGEL (confused) I… WESLEY To prove it’s really you. ANGEL Oh, right. (clears throat; sings) Raindrops keep falling on my head… He keeps humming the tune as Lorne breaks into a huge smile. LORNE Oh, yes. Yes! Sweet fancy B.J. Thomas, it’s him. It’s Angel. GUNN You sure? LORNE Yes, yes! The aura’s totally changed and the vibe screams “soul”. (to Cordelia) Oh, bless you and your beautiful landline to the PTB, honey. He hugs Cordelia and plants a kiss on her cheek. CONNOR He’s back..ANGEL Calvary 37 FRED Then we can let him out. ANGEL No. I’m staying in here. I’m doing what’s best for the group. CORDELIA Since when is locking up the leader what’s best for the group? ANGEL Since when does your vision come with a guarantee? For all we know, this spell… it’s only temporary. And god forbid… (sighs) I can give orders from down in here and the new ones are: no more back-biting, fist-fighting, fraternizing or vengeance. From now on you focus on one thing: making it out alive. ’Cause I’m only going to say this once. What Angelus told you was a lie. I haven’t and will never give up on you. We’ll get through this thing… together. LILAH I can’t believe we didn’t crush you people years ago. Angel ignores her. ANGEL Wes, you and Fred get back to Lilah’s books. We need any new information we can get on this new player. Lilah, make some coffee. Earn your keep around here. Lorne, I want you out working low-pro real estate. If this thing is bigger than the Beast, it’s going to be laying down roots and it’ll need square-footage. LORNE (nods) Good to have you back, boss. ANGEL In the meantime, Connor, Gunn, work damage control. Sweep the surrounding blocks for civilians. Save who you can. Connor just stares at him. ANGEL Connor, it’s me..ANGEL Calvary 38 CONNOR I know. He and Gunn head up the stairs after the others. Angel turns to Cordelia. ANGEL Cordy… CORDELIA No. ANGEL I didn’t say anything. CORDELIA True. But I thought I should tell you up front that I don’t take orders from guys too scared to step out of their cages. ANGEL I made the right call. This way everybody stays safe. CORDELIA And you don’t have to look anyone in the eyes. Bonus. ANGEL I hate that you saw me like that. CORDELIA Guess it’s only fair. Angelus said you saw me at one of my not-most-shining moments. Besides, you’re not him. You think we don’t get that but we do. ANGEL What if… what if the spell doesn’t last? CORDELIA The Powers need a champion, Angel. And obviously they need one pretty bad, the way things are going. Who knows? You might even be their only hope, Obi-Wan. She smiles at him and he smiles back. ANGEL So how do I go up there? CORDELIA Easy. Leave him and what you did inside the cage..ANGEL Calvary 39 She takes out her keys and opens the locks. The door opens and he steps out. She slips the keys back into her pocket and takes his hand, looking up at him meaningfully. CORDELIA You’re not Angelus. As she turns to lead him up the stairs, he yanks her violently back toward him. She screams at the sight of his vampiric visage. ANGELUS Guess again. FADE OUT Act IV 20 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— BASEMENT— NIGHT 20 Resume. Thinking quickly, Cordelia kicks Angelus in the gut and decks him with a right hook, knocking him away from her. She runs into the cage and pulls the door shut, locking herself inside. Angelus reaches through the bars and seizes her, yanking her forward and slamming her head into the steel. She drops to the floor, unconscious. ANGELUS Stay down! He heads up the stairs, his face shifting back to normal with a grin of anticipation. CUT TO:.ANGEL Calvary 40 21 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— OFFICE— NIGHT 21 Fred flips through ancient parchments, continuing her research. She hears a noise and turns to find Angelus in the doorway. ANGELUS Sorry if I scared you. FRED Angel, I thought… ANGELUS (nervous) Cordy let me out. Well, actually, I asked her to be let out. You know what? Never mind. He turns to go but Fred stops him. FRED No, wait. His back to her, he grins knowingly. FRED I’m the one who’s sorry. After everything you’ve been through, I… He turns back to her, his expression innocent once again. ANGELUS Has been a little rough. FRED On all of us. The stress is… ANGELUS I know I could use a drink She glances at him sharply. ANGELUS Now you see, that’s what I was afraid of. For the rest of your life you’ll only see this… evil thing. FRED You’re my friend, Angel. Past is past and done is done..ANGEL Calvary 41 ANGELUS (smiles) Thanks, Fred. Can I get a hug? The sound of breaking glass echoes from elsewhere in the hotel. Fred turns, wondering what it is and when she turns back, the room is empty. Angelus is gone. CUT TO: 22 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— LOBBY— NIGHT 22 Lilah and Wesley stand over several shattered coffee cups and a serving tray. LILAH It’s my inner megalomaniac. I rebel at serving coffee. Wesley looks up as Angelus walks in. WESLEY Angel. I thought you were confined— ANGELUS Change in plans. Cordy actually talked me out of staying down there. Now I’ve got my own mission. He grabs his coat as Gunn and Connor descend the stairs and enter the lobby. CONNOR Which is? ANGELUS Too dangerous, son. I’m afraid you can’t go with me. (beat) I have to go save the world. He pauses, then walks out the door with a flourish. Lilah rolls her eyes as Fred comes out of the office and looks up at them, confused. FRED So has anyone seen Cordy? Pan down to the monitor on the counter showing Cordelia lying unconscious in the cage in the basement. CUT TO:.ANGEL Calvary 42 Later. The group is gearing up, taking weapons from the cabinet and arming themselves. GUNN Connor’s on point, three-party follow-up. Me, Wes and Fred in the truck. Cordelia sits on the couch holding an ice pack to her head. Gunn looks over at her concerned. GUNN Cordy? CORDELIA I don’t understand how the spell didn’t work. LILAH Dud ex machina. There’s a surprise. CORDELIA We’ll be fine. Go. He’ll want to feed. A lot. WESLEY Our only advantage is Angelus might think we want to capture him. I think we’re all agreed that’s not an option anymore. GUNN Angelus is on the loose because we brought him in this world. It’s our job to take him out of it. WESLEY Take the shot. Any shot you can get..ANGEL Calvary 43 LILAH Now you’re playing my song. She loads and cocks her semi-automatic pistol. FRED I don’t know if I— GUNN You will. CONNOR Let’s go, while his trail’s still hot. Connor and Gunn duck out the front door with Wesley and Fred following, leaving Lilah and Cordelia alone in the hotel. CUT TO: 23 INT. LOS ANGELES STREETS— NIGHT 23 Fires burn everywhere. Chaos reigns. Vampires and demons prowl the streets, picking off anyone they can find. Angelus makes his way through the carnage, shaking his head in disgust. ANGELUS It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Where’s the fun in that? He grabs a man sitting on a bench only to find he’s already dead. He drops the body as a little girl runs past. He seizes her and holds her up only to find she’s a vampire. ANGELUS What happened to pedestrians? Human pedestrians? Is there no fast food left in Los Angeles? CUT TO: 24 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— LOBBY— NIGHT 24 Cordelia sits on the sofa, dejected, the ice pack pressed to her head. CORDELIA And he let me think I was talking him into it. LILAH Those evil geniuses… get ya every time..ANGEL Calvary 44 CORDELIA The Beast and then Angelus and now there’s something worse… I thought the spell was— LILAH Divine intervention? Trust me. You have more chances of winning the lottery six times in a row. I had the numbers done. CORDELIA It just makes me question— ANGELUS (o.s.) What’s it all for, huh? I would, too, if I were about to die. Lilah and Cordelia look up at the balcony and react as Angelus leaps off of it toward them. Lilah raises her gun and fires as Angelus somersaults to the floor. He’s too quick and the rounds impact harmlessly against the far wall. She drops the empty gun in frustration as Cordelia raises her crossbow and fires. Her aim is true and the bolt flies directly at Angelus… but he catches it in mid air. ANGELUS This time… He whips the bolt back at her and it embeds itself in Cordelia’s thigh. She drops to the floor with a scream. ANGELUS …you stay down! (to Lilah) As for you, luscious thing, I mean, you were going to let me out of that cage so, let’s see, I’ll give you a 10-second start? Ten, nine… Lilah doesn’t hesitate. She bolts down a side corridor and out of sight. ANGELUS Now there’s a girl who takes advantage of her opportunities. Gasping in pain on the floor, Cordelia reloads the crossbow and fires. This time the bolt goes wide and slams into the wall next to Angelus’ head. ANGELUS Don’t be jealous, kitten. She’s just the warm-up. I’ll save the good stuff for you..ANGEL Calvary 45 He smiles wickedly and walks off down the hall. ANGELUS Eight, seven… CUT TO: 25 INT. LOS ANGELES STREETS— NIGHT 25 Gunn’s truck moves slowly down the ravaged street with Connor running out front in the lead. He comes to a stop and the others get out and meet up with him. CONNOR It doesn’t make sense. WESLEY What doesn’t? CONNOR Angelus would want to feed but his scent ends here and it’s not a highly-populated area. GUNN It ends here? Somebody pick him up? CONNOR He would go to the place where he could wreak the most damage. WESLEY Which doesn’t necessarily mean highly-populated..ANGEL Calvary 46 FRED (realizes) He doubled back. They all run for the truck. CUT TO: 26 INT. HYPERION HOTEL— VARIOUS— NIGHT 26 Angelus moves through the darkened corridors, hunting Lilah. ANGELUS (sing-song) Lilah… oh, Lilah… Lilah tries to stay ahead of him but she’s moving slow, her side giving her pain. She ducks into the shadows as he moves past further down the hall. She waits until he’s out of sight, then comes out of hiding and limps in the opposite direction. Angelus pops up behind her from around a corner. ANGELUS Boo! She raises her axe to strike but he easily wrenches it from her grasp and knocks her to the floor..ANGEL Calvary 47 ANGELUS Oh, Lilah, I had such high hopes for us. Your devious mind, my killer instincts… what a team we would have made. LILAH Could still make. ANGELUS (laughs) Always were a closer. Unfortunately, with the new big scary in town, you’re just not looking so tough anymore. And I’m a winning-team kind of guy. Couple that with the recent people shortage, you know you’re lucky I’m letting you yak this long. He leaps to attack her and she raises her legs, using his own momentum to hurl him up and over a nearby stairway banister. Angelus tumbles head over heels to the bottom of the stairs as Lilah struggles to her feet and pushes a supply cart down the stairs on top of him, then immediately turns and limps down the hall in the opposite direction as fast as she can. Suddenly a hand shoots out of the shadows and seizes her by the throat, pushing her up against the wall. It’s Cordelia. LILAH He’s gonna kill us. CORDELIA I know. Cordelia whips out the Beast’s dagger and drives it through Lilah’s neck in one smooth motion, then drops her lifeless body to the floor. Cordelia looks into Lilah’s sightless eyes and sneers..ANGEL Calvary 48 CORDELIA Why do you think I let him out, you stupid bitch? SMASH CUT TO BLACK END |