1 MONTAGE/VARIOUS A male announcer's voice narrates a 1.5-minute 
montage of what appears to be a Wolfram & Hart public relations video 
targeted at their new employees.
Cut to:
2 INT. HARMONY'S BEDROOM - MORNING Pan across the contents of a 
dark bedroom, stopping on a cute pink alarm/clock/radio that reads 6:59. 
When the time changes to 7:00, the alarm beeps and the radio starts playing. 
A hand reaches over and fumbles with the buttons until the beeping stops. 
Pan over to show Harmony waking up.
Cut to:
3 INT. HARMONY'S BATHROOM - MORNING Harmony steps out of the shower 
wrapped in a pink towel. When she walks up to the sink, she looks in an 
empty mirror on which flowers and the text "be your best" are painted. She 
brushes her teeth, spits in the sink, and when she looks up again, she's in 
vampire face brushing her fangs.
Cut to:
4 INT. HARMONY'S BEDROOM - MORNING Harmony brushes her hair then 
spritzes her neck with perfume from a pink atomizer. She holds up a pink 
shirt and a turquoise shirt, trying to decide between them, then throws the 
blue one down on the bed. 
Now fully clothed, she puts on one beige open-toed pump, then looks 
around to find the other one is underneath her dresser. She bends casually 
to pick up the dresser, getting her other pump and putting in on her foot 
after setting the dresser back down.
Cut to:
5 INT. BASEMENT OF HARMONY'S APARTMENT BUILDING - MORNING Harmony 
walks off the elevator into the basement garage where she walks past an old 
woman in a bathrobe walking a miniature dog. Harmony smiles and waves at the 
woman, who doesn't notice her.

HARMONY Morning, Mrs. Jacobi. 
The dog growls as it walks past Harmony.
Cut to:
6 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony walks off the 
elevator into the lobby of Wolfram & Hart, carrying a pink travel mug 
and some clothes from the dry cleaners. She walks over to her desk, puts 
down her coffee mug and her purse, hangs the dry cleaning on a hook in her 
cubicle, and takes off her coat. She grabs a white mug from her desk and 
walks across the lobby with it.
Cut to:
7 INT. BREAK ROOM AT WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony walks into 
the employee break room carrying the white mug. The room is full of other 
employees talking amongst themselves.

TAMIKA (to a colleague) I should go. 

Just as Harmony walks by, Tamika, a young well-dressed black woman, 
stands up with her coffee. Harmony accidentally bumps into her, causing 
Tamika to spill her coffee all over her nice clothes.

TAMIKA Oh! Hey! 
HARMONY Sorry.(notices two other girls talking at a 
nearby table)
OFFICE GIRL #1 So then, 2 A.M., my boss calls me, wants 
me to search her car for—get this—a stray Vicodin. 
OFFICE GIRL #2 (in disbelief) Shut up. 
HARMONY Hello, fellow grunts. 
OFFICE GIRL #1 (turns slowly, glares at Harmony) Hey. 
 (looks back at her friend, ignoring Harmony) I mean, making me 
drop off her stool sample was one thing, but this? I'm so asking for a 
raise. 
HARMONY (walks to the other side of the girl, and bends 
down a bit, trying to insert herself into the conversation) Yeah! 
You know, I was thinking I've been due for a raise, too, 'cause... 

OFFICE GIRL #2 (cuts off Harmony, completely ignoring 
her) Oh, did I tell you? That cute new shaman's in my department 
now. 
HARMONY Right.(nods) Nice chatting with you, too. 
 (turns and walks toward the refrigerator) Bye-bye. 

Harmony sets down the mug, opens the refrigerator door, and grabs a 
stainless steel thermos labeled "ANGEL'S. Do Not Touch." (There is another 
stainless steel thermos in the refrigerator covered with unicorn 
stickers.) Harmony opens Angel's thermos top and pours a thick red liquid 
from it into the white mug that reads "#1 BOSS." She opens the microwave, 
interrupting the cooking of something in a blue bowl. She takes the blue 
bowl out and puts the white mug in, pressing the buttons to heat up its 
contents. An irritated man walks up to her.

DAN Hey! 
HARMONY (smiling nervously) Morning. 
DAN You just can't...(points to the 
microwave) There are rules. 
HARMONY (sympathetic) Oh, I know. It's so unfair. Just 
because my boss is your boss's boss, his needs coming first and all. 
 (the microwave beeps, Harmony removes the mug, smiles and 
shrugs) See ya.(walks away)
Dan glares at Harmony as she walks out.
Cut to:
8 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Back at her desk, Harmony 
sets the white mug on the ledge in front of her, with the text "#1 BOSS" 
facing outward. Pan out to show Angel is standing there, frowning, facing 
Harmony.

HARMONY So, you've got the department heads at 11:00, 
your 1:00 with Mistress Shriva from human—I'm sorry—non-human 
resources got moved to 2:00. Swung by the cleaners. Zippo luck getting 
out the Frophla slime. Oh, and I took care of the catering for the big 
feuding demon clan confab, unless you have any requests. 
ANGEL Achite vong mochzinite.(Clicks tongue) 
HARMONY Y'OK. Could you spell that? 

Angel takes an earpiece from his ear, shaking his head. A language 
instructor's voice can be heard through the headphone:

LANGUAGE INSTRUCTOR'S VOICE Greetings, your eminence. 
Let me take your staff.Lopenghote vong.(Clicks tongue) 

Angel stops the tape and wraps up the headphone cords. Harmony hands 
Angel some message slips.

ANGEL My clicks are all wrong. You figure out the 
catering for tomorrow? 
HARMONY Helloo! I just— 
GUNN (walks up to Angel) Morning. Ready to do this 
thing?(Gunn and Angel walk away toward Angel's office)
HARMONY (stands, follows them) So, about the, uh, 
catering? I really went above and beyond, 'cause I know this was very— 
 (they completely ignore her, and shut the door in her 
face) (sighs) You're welcome.(turns, walks back to her 
desk)
A man in a lab coat pushes a small cart up to Harmony's desk. 


RUDY You're up today. 
HARMONY Oh, come on, Rudy. You know I've been off the 
human blood for months. 
RUDY Company policy. Give me the finger. 
HARMONY (just as Harmony extends her forefinger out to 
Rudy, the telephone rings)Good morning. Wolfram &— (Rudy 
pricks her finger with a needle attached to a readout device) Ow! 
 (to phone) I'm sorry. Wrong extension. You need 529 for curses. 
Foiled again, huh?(chuckles)Hello?(hangs up)
RUDY (checks his readout display: "NEGATIVE") You're 
clean. Have a good one.(pushes his cart 
away)
A demon in a suit walks past Harmony's desk.

HARMONY Eli, hi. 
ELI Hey... you! I just got called up for a meeting with 
your boss man. 
HARMONY (looks at her schedule) Really? I didn't see 
any— 
ELI Don't want to count my hatchlings, but I think the 
honchos are finally starting to recognize my work in accounting. 
 (smiles)
HARMONY Hey, good for you. 
GUNN (opens Angel's office door) Eli, come on in. 
ELI (to Harmony) Wish me luck, kiddo. 

Harmony smiles and gestures two thumbs up. Harmony sits back in her 
chair to catch a breath and notices Angel's white mug is still sitting on 
her desk. She grabs it and walks into his office.
Cut to:
9 INT. ANGEL'S OFFICE - DAY Just as Harmony enters the office, she 
witnesses Angel decapitating Eli with an axe.

HARMONY Angel, you forgot your—(Gasp) 

Eli's head rolls across the room, landing at Harmony's feet. She 
looks up at Angel, revolted.

ANGEL Get that cleaned up, would 
you?
Fade to black.
Opening credits.

Act I:
10 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Two men carry Eli's body 
out of Angel's office in a body bag. Harmony's sitting at her desk, and 
Angel and Gunn are leaning against it talking to her.

HARMONY I just—I don't get it. Why'd you kill Eli? 
ANGEL Didn't much like what he was doing in his off 
hours. 
HARMONY Well, that's not right. What Eli did on his own 
time— 
GUNN Is dismember virgins. 
HARMONY Oh. Well, a person's religious beliefs is no 
cause for— 
GUNN He did it for his own amusement. 
HARMONY Oh. Well... OK. Still, couldn't you have given 
him a stern warning or something first? 
ANGEL Called a zero tolerance policy, not a "maybe this 
once" policy. Nobody in this office gets away with murder, not 
anymore. 
Fred, Lorne, and Wesley walk through the lobby as Eli's body is 
being carried away. 

LORNE Mmm... let me guess. Position just opened up in 
accounting? 
GUNN Hardest part of the job, terminating an employee. 

SPIKE (walks up to the gang) Once again, keeping 
corporate America safe from evil. 
FRED Spike. 
GUNN I was wondering when you'd turn up. 
FRED Where have you been? It's been days. 
SPIKE (smiles) Out enjoying freedom from my ghostly 
confines, luv. 
FRED There haven't been any side effects since you 
recorporealized, have there? 
SPIKE Bit of a hang over, but that's to be expected after 
all the drinking.(Fred giggles) Just thought I'd swing by and 
say my final farewells. 
WESLEY You're leaving? 
SPIKE You catch on quick, don't you? Yeah, I thought I'd 
push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.(stares at 
Angel, who rolls his eyes and looks away)
WESLEY Angel, I'm not sure that's wise, given the Shanshu 
prophecy is still unresolved— 
SPIKE That's your problem, mate.(to Angel) You're 
welcome to that heroic destiny, whether you deserve it or not. Me, I 
got better things to do than wait around for the 4 bloody horsemen. 
 (walks away)
WESLEY Spike... 
ANGEL Let him go. 
SPIKE (turns back toward Angel) Yeah. Here's the 
thing. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few 
hundred? 
ANGEL How 'bout no? 
SPIKE (nods) Typical, you cheap sod. Right, then. 
Settle for some wheels. 
ANGEL If it's gonna get you out of here faster, fine. 
Just not the Viper. 
SPIKE Viper it is, then.(Angel rolls his eyes, then 
turns to walk away) (calling after Angel) Any message for Buffy? 

ANGEL (without looking back at Spike) Tell her you're 
a moron. 
LORNE Well, bon voyage, Spikester. Don't be a stranger. 
 (walks away)
SPIKE Fred... I want you to know... uh, I mean, all that 
work you put in trying to, you know, cure me of the ghosties... 
FRED (smiles shyly, looks down) I didn't do anything. 

SPIKE Oh, you did. You—you believed in m... I mean, you 
tried. I won't forget that. 
FRED You're welcome.(walks 
away)
Spike turns to go, without having even noticed Harmony, who's crying 
at her desk.

HARMONY What?(Spike turns to face her) I don't 
get a good-bye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat 
out while we were having sex? 
SPIKE (smirks) Keep it simple, Harm. It suits you. 
 (walks away)
Harmony whimpers.
Cut to:
11 INT. ANGEL'S CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Angel, Fred, Gunn, Wesley, 
and Lorne are sitting in the conference room at the table. Harmony is 
sitting in a chair by the wall.

ANGEL This is war. 2 demon clans, the Vinjis and the 
Sahrvin. They've been battling it out for 5 generations. 
GUNN Way back when, clans got along OK. Shared a few 
hundred miles of desert, traded livestock, and even partied together 
once in a while. Then a Vinji used the wrong fork at a Sahrvin bonding 
ceremony. Sahrvins took offense, and they've been slaughtering each 
other ever since. 
FRED You're saying this whole thing started over a fork 
faux pas? 
GUNN They're pretty finicky about manners. 
ANGEL But the clans have agreed to negotiate a truce, 
here, tomorrow. 
FRED Why now? 
GUNN Demon rights activist by the name of Tobias Dupree 
got involved. He's liaison to both clans. Only guy in the world they 
all trust, and he called us for help. 
WESLEY Etiquette aside, the Vinji and the Sahrvin are 
notoriously vicious. Why not let them wipe each other out? 
GUNN Hey, I got no love for these guys, but we manage to 
push through a peace plan and the whole demon world's gonna know we 
got game. 
FRED That makes sense, in a kind of gray, Machiavellian 
kind of way. 
ANGEL Obviously both clans are sensitive to the smallest 
slight. We don't dot an "i" or cross a "t," this whole thing could 
explode in our faces. 
WESLEY (reading through a document) This is a complete 
list of manners and customs. We should probably all memorize this. 
Apparently, gazing at a Vinji's ankles can lead to eye gouging. 

Dan, the young man from the break room, walks up to the conference 
room door. Lorne notices him and waves him in.

LORNE Come on. Dandito, come on. He gets a wee shy around 
the big boss. All the way in, yeah. 
DAN I, uh, finished the seating chart.(hands Lorne a 
small presentation board)
LORNE (looks over the seating chart) All right. This 
kid was up all night jigsawing who's going where tomorrow. He's a real 
up-and-comer, this one. 
FRED (to Angel) My lab managed that upgrade to the 
weapons scanner, like you requested. 
ANGEL Foolproof? 
FRED I'd say yes, but then some fool would just come 
along and sneak something past us, but it's still state of the art. 

GUNN And since none of the clan representatives speak 
English, I'll be doing most of the talking. 
WESLEY You? 
GUNN Yeah. Along with the law—and the Gilbert and 
Sullivan—also got me a few demon languages in the brain upload. 
FRED So, aside from forks, ankles, and us not knowing 
what they're saying, any other potential minefields? 
ANGEL All their etiquette issues go along with a healthy 
dose of superstition. 
HARMONY (excited, she finally pipes up) You don't know 
the half of it. I've been doing a whole bunch of research on these 
guys, their customs and stuff? Did you know that they think poodles 
are wicked bad luck? 
WESLEY Harmony, I'm glad you're here.(Harmony 
smiles, a touch proud) We'll be needing lunch. 

Harmony looks deflated.

GUNN Good idea. We should order before the crush. 
FRED Not Thai again. Something lighter. 

Cut to:
12 INT. BREAK ROOM AT WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony's in the 
break room for lunch, sipping from her pink travel mug. She's listening to 
the two girls she'd tried to befriend earlier talk to each other.

OFFICE GIRL #1 Burkle's always giving Mr. Gunn the eye. 
Heard they used to be a thing. 
OFFICE GIRL #2 I don't know. Alice said she and that Knox 
guy are pretty friendly. 
OFFICE GIRL #1 Maybe she's sleeping with both of 'em! 

OFFICE GIRL #2 That's what I'd do.(giggles) 
HARMONY Don't forget about Wesley. I get the vibe that 
he's, like, totally crushing over Fred. 
OFFICE GIRL #1 (scoffs) Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? Everyone 
knows he's—(gasps upon seeing Dan walk up with a huge basket full 
of food)Muffins! 
DAN (sets down the basket at the end of the table, 
placing it between the group and Harmony) They're from Lorne. 
Actually from Shaq, but Lorne's declared his office a carb-free zone. 

OFFICE GIRL #2 He's totally grooming you. 
DAN You think? He does call me "Dan the man." 
HARMONY Angel grooms me, too. 
OFFICE GIRL #2 (whispers to her friend) Explains the 
haircut. 
HARMONY I'm his right arm. He's taking me places. 
 (her cell phone rings)We're so connected.(to phone) 
Yeah, boss. 
ANGEL (O.S.) (on the cell phone) Harmony, get the hell 
down here. Now! Why can't you do anything right— 
HARMONY (smiles, as not to let the others know he was mad 
at her) Uh, sure. No, no trouble at all. That's what I'm here for. 
Bye.(hangs up phone, stands, walks 
out)
Cut to:
13 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Angel's standing in the 
middle of the lobby, frowning, with his hands on his hips, waiting for 
Harmony.

ANGEL Harmony! Do you wanna explain this? 
HARMONY OK, this is totally my fault. I specifically told 
the caterers the delivery was for tomorrow,(pan over to show a 
huge camel standing in the middle of the lobby) but I should've 
called to confirm. You know caterers—not the best 
listeners. (elevator dings, Fred walks out, reading papers)
FRED (startled by the camel) Ohh! 
ANGEL Harmony, uh, got us a camel. 
HARMONY Like I said, I did a lot of research. Camel 
meat's a delicacy, so I thought it would be a great way to kick off 
the summit, 'cause of the clans being so uptight? Like... comfort 
food. 
ANGEL Comfort food. 
HARMONY Uh-huh! And as host, you get the honor of slicing 
off its hump and sticking a hot poker through its heart. And then the 
demon leaders rip apart its carcass with their bare hands. 
 (smiles, nods)
ANGEL (Chuckles)Are you— I don't even know h-how... 

FRED Maybe the camel was the wrong way to go. 
ANGEL Harmony, you are supposed to answer the phones, 
make appointments, and anticipate my needs, which does not include a 
petting zoo in my lobby. 
HARMONY OK, but... caterer said no returns.(camel 
snorts) 
ANGEL Get it out of here! 
FRED Maybe you could go with a nice cheese platter? 
 (Harmony starts crying)Or chips and dip. Chips and dip would 
be fine. 
HARMONY I did everything right! This is what they eat! 

FRED Angel's just feeling a little off, and he—he's not 
in the mood to, you know, butcher a camel. 
HARMONY (crying) No! He hates me! 
FRED No! He'll get over it. 
HARMONY Everybody hates me. 
FRED I don't hate you. I—I mean, it's just I—I don't know 
you that well and— 
HARMONY (stops sniffling, smiles at Fred) What are you 
doing after work? 
Fred looks stuck, grimaces and says nothing. The camel 
groans.
Cut to:
14 INT. BAR - NIGHT Harmony and Fred are sitting at a table talking 
over drinks at an upscale bar.

HARMONY ...and the worst part is, I can't even quit, 
'cause I don't have anywhere else to go. 
FRED I'm sure that's not... Really? 
HARMONY I tried being out on my own, all independent and 
evil. I'm just no good at it. 
FRED But, I mean, isn't that a good thing? 
HARMONY Not like everything's so great now. You heard 
Angel. I'm useless. 
FRED Harmony, it was one mistake. And you can't take 
everything Angel says so personally. He—he has a lot on his mind. 
HARMONY (sighs)I just wish I were more like you. You 
know, except for the part about being all into science... and not 
having a lot up front. I mean, you have 2 hot guys after you. 
FRED I do? 
HARMONY All the girls, they think it's Knox and Gunn. 
Course, I know it's Knox and Wesley, not that they listen. It is Knox 
and Wes, right? 
FRED Yeah—I mean, no.(laughs)I—I don't know. 
I—we all work together, and there's a lot of baggage, and... Why am I 
telling you this? 
HARMONY Because we're totally bonding! We're like gal 
pals! This is awesome! You can teach me about life, and I can teach 
you how to dress better. 
FRED Um...(chuckles)They are both kind of hot, 
aren't they? Knox and Wes? I... Wait, why is everyone at the office so 
interested in who I might be dating? 
HARMONY Because you're at the top. People wanna know 
what's happening with the big wigs. You'd think they'd ask me, but... 

FRED Why don't they? Harmony, do you— Do you not have 
many friends at work? 
HARMONY I just—I don't get it. I used to be way popular 
in high school.(sighs)Just since I got vamped at my 
graduation, I've had trouble connecting with people. 
FRED Well, maybe you should... you know, put yourself out 
there more. I mean, lots of Wolfram & Hart people hang out right 
here. You should mingle. 
Harmony looks around the bar and notices several of the girls and 
guys from the break room are at the bar too. 

HARMONY They're all straight. Non-vamps. I gravitate more 
towards the undead variety. 
FRED Well, there's your problem. The undead, they're not 
exactly givers. I'm sure there are tons of straight guys who would 
love to get to know you. 
HARMONY Well... there is one at the bar.(Fred turns 
to look, but Harmony stops her) (whispers) Don't! I think he's 
checking me out. 
FRED (smiles, nods) You should go talk to him. 
HARMONY Oh, no, I couldn't. I'm hanging with my gal pal. 
I would never do that to you. 
FRED Oh, don't be silly. I'd be fine if— 
HARMONY OK, bye!(stands, starts toward the bar, but 
stops) Ooh, what do I say? 
FRED Oh, um, just say hi and introduce yourself. I bet he 
takes it from there. 
HARMONY Right. But what if he doesn't... take it? 
FRED Well, questions are always good. Ask him where he's 
from and what he does for a living— 
HARMONY Cover the boring stuff. 
FRED Only... maybe act like it's not. Boring. 
HARMONY I can do that.(starts toward the bar, then 
turns to wave Fred off) Well, don't watch me!(walks up to the 
man at the bar)
FRED (to herself) I'll just, um— I'll just...go. 
HARMONY (sits by the man at the bar)Hi. I'm Harmony. 

MAN AT BAR Well, hi, Harmony. It's nice to meet— 
HARMONY Where are you from? 
MAN AT BAR U-uh, the bay area, originall— 
HARMONY Uh-huh. Interesting. What do you do for a living? 

MAN AT BAR Why don't I get you a drink? You look thirsty. 
 (Harmony smiles and nods 
coyly)
Cut to:
15 INT. HARMONY'S APARTMENT - MORNING Pan across the contents of a 
dark bedroom, stopping on a cute pink alarm/clock/radio that reads 6:59. 
When the time changes to 7:00, the alarm beeps and the radio starts playing. 
A hand reaches over and fumbles with the buttons until the beeping stops. 
Pan over to show Harmony waking up, holding her hand to her head as if it 
hurts. She rolls over and finds herself facing the man from the bar. She 
seems surprised to see him in her bed as she gasps, sits up clutching the 
bed covers to her topless body, and peeks under the covers to see that she's 
naked. She hides her face in her hand and grimaces. She sighs, shakes her 
head, and looks at the man.

HARMONY Uh... Tim? Trevor? George? Apparently you and 
I... you know, and I'm sure I rocked your world and all, but... I 
gotta go to work, so... Hello? 
Harmony pushes on the man's shoulder to wake him, but he just rolls 
over. Zoom in to show two bloody fang marks on his neck.

HARMONY Oops. 
Fade to black.

Act II:
16 INT. HALLWAY OF HARMONY'S APARTMENT BUILDING - MORNING Harmony 
peeks out her door to make sure the hallway is empty. She comes out of her 
apartment carrying a pastel striped laundry bag with a body in it. She waits 
by the elevator, but hears a dog barking nearby, so she turns toward the 
garbage chute. Harmony sets down her travel mug and purse and pushes the 
laundry bag into the garbage chute, but it's a little too large and isn't 
going in easily. Harmony looks up to see the old woman in a housecoat 
walking the little dog again. Harmony struggles to get the bag pushed down 
the chute, and stands in front of the chute as the old woman walks 
by.

HARMONY Hi, Mrs. Jacobi. 
The dog growls as they pass by Harmony. The woman doesn't 
acknowledge Harmony, who waves as the woman and dog get into the elevator. 
After the elevator door closes, Harmony turns back to the chute to shove 
the laundry bag into it. The bag finally goes into the chute, but the body 
bounces off the dumpster lid in the basement below and falls onto the 
pavement. Harmony peers down the chute to see what happened.

HARMONY Oh, crapola! 
Harmony picks up her pink travel mug and purse and takes the stairs 
down to the basement garage.
Cut to:
17 INT. BASEMENT OF HARMONY'S APARTMENT BUILDING - MORNING Harmony 
puts down her travel mug and purse and walks toward the pastel striped 
laundry bag that failed to fall in the dumpster just as the elevator bell 
dings, revealing the old woman and her dog inside. Harmony bends down to 
pick up the bag when another bag full of garbage comes down the chute and 
fails to fall in the dumpster, instead bouncing off and landing on her. 
Harmony grimaces and easily picks up her laundry bag, tossing it lightly 
into the dumpster right as the old woman passes by. Harmony stands and 
smiles at the woman.

HARMONY Have a nice day, Mrs. Jacobi. 

The dog growls as they walk by Harmony. Harmony turns and empties 
the bag of garbage that fell on her back into the dumpster to cover her 
laundry bag.
Cut to:
18 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY The elevator doors open 
onto the lobby of Wolfram and Hart, but Harmony is afraid to step out of the 
elevator. She peers cautiously around the corner to look at her desk, then 
nods, psyching herself up.

HARMONY OK... just act normal.(steps off the 
elevator, passes another employee and laughs)Hi! How's it 
hangin'? Love the pocket square. 
Harmony settles into her desk quicker than usual. She notices Rudy, 
the lab technician, testing people in the lobby nearby. Harmony sinks low 
in her desk chair, hiding from him, when Angel walks up. 

ANGEL Blood? 
HARMONY (looking at her clothes) Where?! 
ANGEL That's what I'd like to know. Where's my blood? 
Harmony, I got the demon summit today, and you're late, and— 
 (notices her peering up over her desktop) What are you doing? 

HARMONY Desk crunches. "Get fit while you sit." You 
should see my abs. You wanna? Mug o' blood, coming right up, boss. 
 (stands, grabs his white mug)
ANGEL Harmony... 
HARMONY Huh?
ANGEL I can't afford to have anything go wrong today. 

HARMONY What could go wrong? 
 (whimpers)
Cut to:
19 INT. BREAK ROOM AT WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony opens the 
microwave, interrupting the cooking of something in a blue bowl. She takes 
the blue bowl out and puts the white mug in, pressing the buttons to heat up 
its contents, and starts talking to herself.

HARMONY OK... I remember the talking. "Hi, I'm Harmony." 
"You look thirsty." "Well, why don't I drink a couple quarts of your 
blood, then, Tom...Terry..." Uhh!(leans on the 
microwave) Drinking. That's my problem. Too much drinking. I don't 
even remember taking him home. Damn lemon drops. I never should have— 
Fred! She made me talk to him! She's responsible for— 
DAN You did it again! 
HARMONY (panicked) It's not my fault! 
DAN What? 
HARMONY Uh...(microwave beeps, she takes the mug of 
blood out of the microwave) You can't blame me because Angel gets 
grumpy when he's hungry. 
Harmony takes the thermos covered in shiny unicorn stickers out of 
the refrigerator and starts drinking from it directly. Suddenly, she can't 
get enough... she's guzzling. Then she notices that the rest of the people 
in the break room are staring at her.

HARMONY Oh... (laughs)Stress eating. Angel's 
all... about the summit, and, you know, I'm his right arm, so, the 
stress, and... the...(turns away and guzzles some more) (cell 
phone rings, she puts down the thermos and answers it)Hi, boss. 
Uh, there was a line at the microwave? I'm coming! 

Cut to:
20 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony's back at her 
desk, talking on the phone, checking off items on the list in front of her. 
The list reads as follows:
To Do: Big Demon Summit: __Remind 
Security of Summit x Arrange Transportation x Return Camel x 
Confirm Catering

HARMONY That's right. Chips and dip. I know. I told him. 
He just— wildebeest. Really?(ponders a moment, then shakes 
head) No, we better just stick with the chip-dip thing. Thanks. 
 (hangs up phone) OK. It's all peachy. Just get through the day 
and I'm home...(stares at a woman's neck as she walks by, 
listening to her heart beating)Ohh...(telephone rings) 
 Angel's office. One moment, please.(buzzes intercom) 
ANGEL (O.S.) Yeah? 
HARMONY There's a Detective Griffin for you. 
ANGEL (O.S.) Put him through. 
Harmony presses buttons on the phone, but doesn't hang up.

ANGEL This is Angel.(watching Harmony listen in)
MAN Yeah, this is Dave Griffin, L.A.P.D. Thought you'd 
wanna know, we found a body this morning. Vampire attack. Looks like 
he was— 
ANGEL (to phone) Hold on.(yells) Harmony? I got it! 

HARMONY Oh.(laughs)Right. Sorry.(hangs 
up) (peers over into Angel's office as he hangs up the 
phone) Oh, God.(Angel dials the phone again, and is off 
quickly) Oh, God!(Gunn and Wesley walk to Angel's office with 
determination) (Harmony panics and waves her hands 
nervously) Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 
GUNN Do you know what this is about? 
WESLEY Perhaps one of the Vinjis set down a teacup 
improperly. 
ANGEL (steps outside his office, standing in front of his 
door) Worse. Just got off the phone with the L.A.P.D. They found a 
body. 
HARMONY (from her desk) Where? Did he say where? 
ANGEL City dump, wrapped in a laundry bag. 
WESLEY And the police called you because... 
ANGEL Apparently, we own them. 
GUNN Right. Makes sense. 
WESLEY Of course. 
ANGEL Well, that, and they found my card on the victim. 
It was the liaison between the feuding clans. 
GUNN Toby Dupree? 
HARMONY Toby! That was his...(notices the others 
turn their attention to her) ...name. Really? Huh. You don't hear 
unusual names like that anymore. 
ANGEL We're gonna have to do some serious damage control. 

GUNN You think? Demon rights activist gets munched by a 
vamp on our watch? 
HARMONY (to herself) He told me he was an astronaut. 
WESLEY No telling how the clans are gonna take this. 
Superstitious as they are, they may see it as an omen or— 
HARMONY So, this cop? He doesn't have any actual real 
info, right? 
WESLEY It is possible that someone's trying to send a 
message, derail the summit. 
HARMONY Ooh! Yeah! That must be it! The derailing thing. 
That—that makes sense. Right? 
Cut to:
21 INT. ANGEL'S OFFICE - DAY Angel's sitting at his desk having a 
conference call on the speakerphone while Gunn and Wesley stand by. The 
demons speak their demon language, and Gunn translates.

GUNN The Vinji clan is deeply concerned about this turn 
of events. 
WESLEY (to Angel) Perhaps if you say something. 
ANGEL Oh, no. I'm not ready. Look, just tell them that 
the summit can proceed as planned, and they shouldn't, you know, start 
skinning each other. 
GUNN Shta mahkleo. (Clicks tongue) Nohn padmag, vitqui. 
They're lookin' for vengeance.SUBTITLE: All is well, oh, 
powerful one. The summit can proceed.
VINJI LEADER (O.S.) SUBTITLE: Killer must be found! 
Killer must be punished!
ANGEL Tell 'em we're on it. 
GUNN Veel wsh kpwnk. (Clicks tongue)SUBTITLE: You 
have our oath.
ANGEL Veel mahnkshay. (Clicking tongue)SUBTITLE: 
Be disemboweled.
VINJI LEADER (O.S.) SUBTITLE: Filthy man whore! How 
dare you! You—
GUNN Uh, uh, han tafka mahnkchne. Baybay porro akei nah 
paprikay. Komgrat? (Clicks tongue)SUBTITLE: He meant, be 
patient! The whore man is a novice in your tongue and makes foolish 
errors. We make fun of him, yes?
Irritated, Gunn presses the buttons to end the call. Angel sighs 
heavily.

WESLEY What happened to you not saying anything? 
ANGEL I got caught up. Obviously a mistake. 
HARMONY Forgive and forget, I say! It's the Golden Rule. 

GUNN These guys are not gonna forgive, and they're 
definitely not gonna forget until we figure out— 
ANGEL Who killed Dupree. I know. Fred'll be able to tell 
us some more soon. Dupree's body should be in the lab by now. 
HARMONY Lab? Our lab?(turns and exits quickly)
GUNN That was fast. 
ANGEL Shouldn't take long to track down the vampire who 
did this, set things right. 
Cut to:
22 INT. SCIENCE LAB - DAY Fred is speaking into a recording device 
as she examines the man's body on the lab table.

FRED ...significant postmortem battering. Suggests prior 
relationship with the victim. Consulting coroner puts time of death at 
approximately 1:30 A.M., Which—(Harmony walks up to Fred, 
startling her as she examines the body) Harmony. 
HARMONY Hi! I just thought I'd pop in to see— 
FRED Angel sent you, didn't he? 
HARMONY Angel? 
FRED He's all antsy about the demon summit, so he sent 
you here to rush me, only he doesn't wanna seem like he sent you here 
to rush me, so he told you to act all... like that. 
HARMONY Oh! Yeah! Totally.(laughs)You know our 
Angel. So... what do you know? Do—do you know who did it? 
FRED The body's only been here 20 minutes. 
HARMONY Uh-huh. And don't you think it's possible that 
whoever did it could have blacked out and doesn't even remember doing 
it, so it's totally not their fault? 
FRED (shrugs) I...I guess. Oh, hey, last night was 
actually... I mean, I really had...kind of a nice time. 
HARMONY Huh? Oh, yeah. Me, too. 
FRED (to her recorder) Bite marks are 17 millimeters 
apart, 6 millimeters deep, on the right side of the neck. 
HARMONY Well, that doesn't sound like much to go on. 
FRED (to her recorder) The size and depth of the wound 
indicate a female vampire. 
HARMONY Or gay! 
FRED Um...it doesn't really work like that. Anyway, if 
you want to hang out again sometime, we could grab some wine, jam to 
the Dixie Chicks. 
HARMONY Oh, gee, you know, my schedule's kind of packed 
right— 
FRED (looking closely at the body) Hey! 
HARMONY What? 
FRED Something you want to tell me? 
HARMONY Tell...what? 
FRED The guy at the bar.(stands, giggles) I want 
to hear all about it. 
HARMONY Oh! That. Uh...well... loser... 
 (scoffs) Big! Told me he was an astronaut. 
FRED Like anyone would believe that! 
HARMONY I know! Well, I'd better... 
 (exits)
Cut to:
23 INT. HALLWAY IN WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony walks down the 
hallway, wringing her hands, talking to herself.

HARMONY OK, that's it. I gotta get out of here, leave the 
country. Maybe Mexico. Yeah, I like Mexico. Or Cancun, I hear 
that's...(stops talking to herself a moment while someone passes 
by, then begins again) anyway, I'll... I'll start over, change my 
name. Harmonita—that's kind of pre—(stops, has an 
epiphany) Bitten on the right. He was bitten on the right! 
 (jumping up and down with joy, Harmony reaches out to kiss the 
nearest person, which happens to be Rudy, the lab technician) Oh, 
my God! I didn't do it!(kisses Rudy, who pricks her finger with 
his needle) Ouch! 
RUDY You sound just like my 6-year-old. He's always 
sayin' that—
Rudy's display beeps and flashes the red letters: "POSITIVE. 
Transmitting results." Harmony grabs it to read what it says. Rudy stares 
at her in disbelief. She shrugs and giggles, then punches him, knocking 
him out, and catches him in her arms.
Fade to black.

Act III:
24 INT. HALLWAY IN WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony opens a utility 
closet door, and shoves the unconscious body of Rudy into the closet. She 
shuts the door on him and walks off down the hall, checking that her hair is 
still in place. Lorne starts walking down the hall toward her, and she turns 
around to walk away from him.

LORNE (to cell phone) No, no. Yeah, well, I'm talkin' 
first-degree murder. Yeah, mine, if these demons find out we're short 
4 gift bags. Hey, Lorraine, you're a lifesaver.(hangs 
up) Harmonica, Harmonica, hey, hey. You seen Danny around? I need 
him to— 
HARMONY Oh, no. So, just curious, you know those random 
blood tests? Where do they go? 
LORNE Well, the results get automatically transmitted 
down to the lab, I think. And then, uh, they—(Lorne hears Rudy 
moaning from the closet)Did you just hear that? 
HARMONY (shakes her head) Hear what? 
 (shrugs)
Cut to:
25 INT. HALLWAY IN WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony pushes the 
unconscious body of Lorne into the utility closet with Rudy. She closes the 
door labeled "Maintenance Only", checks that the hallway is clear, then 
walks away.
Cut to:
26 INT. SCIENCE LAB - DAY Harmony walks up to Fred, startling her 
as she's reading a printout.

FRED Harmony!(backs away)
HARMONY I can explain!
FRED (takes off her reading glasses, tries to get past 
Harmony) You don't have to explain anything. I just have to get 
something out of my... I left my autoclave on. 
HARMONY It's not what you think! 
FRED OK, so your test came back positive. You slipped, 
had some human blood. Maybe it was consensual, or... 
HARMONY There was nothing! I mean, I think there was 
something— I don't remember exactly. I think somebody must have 
drugged me. I was at the bar, and then I woke up, and he was there. 

FRED Wait. He? 
HARMONY He.(points to the body on the lab 
table) Him! The guy you made me talk to! 
FRED Oh, God.(looks at the body) He's him? 
HARMONY I didn't kill him! I'm innocent! See, 'cause you 
said he was bitten on the right. I'm a right-biter. 
FRED Uh... 
HARMONY Look.(grabs Fred's shoulders and feigns 
biting her)
FRED (disgusted, recoils) Aah! 
HARMONY See? Right-biter.(grabs Fred to feign biting 
her again)
FRED (pushes Harmony away) Harmony, stop! 
HARMONY I lean right, which means I bite you on your... 

FRED Left. I get it. Left. 
HARMONY Right! I mean, correct. And since he was bitten 
on his right, he had to have been bitten by a left-biter, ergo, not 
me! 
FRED OK, that's a very convincing argument, Harmony, 
except your blood test came back positive. 
HARMONY Yeah, I know, but that's— it couldn't! It's a 
mistake, or... I drank it accidentally, or... (gasps)Somebody 
spiked my thermos. 
FRED Why would anyone—(inches toward the phone)
HARMONY I don't know. Because— the summit! Someone wants 
to ruin it, or—(notices Fred's right by the phone) What are 
you doing? 
FRED (picks up the phone) I want to believe you, 
Harmony. I do. I think if we just call and explain what happened to 
Angel, it— 
HARMONY (presses the phone toggle, effectively hanging up 
the line) No! Zero tolerance policy, remember? 
FRED He can help. 
HARMONY He's not a helper. He's a chopper. He'll cut my 
head off before I get 2 words— 
FRED He won't! 
HARMONY (desperately) I'm not a killer!(Fred 
looks at her, disbelieving) Well, I am, but I've been clean for 8 
months... except for today, but that is different because it's not me! 

FRED Angel will listen, I promise. He'll want to hear 
what you have to say, and he'll understand. Don't worry. Everything 
will be fine. OK?(dials the phone)
Harmony stares as Fred dials.
Cut to:
27 INT. HALLWAY IN WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony pushes Fred's 
unconscious body into the hall utility closet. Fred starts to come to, and 
Harmony puts duct tape over Fred's mouth, muffling Fred's cries. Fred is 
lying on top of a pile of people (Lorne and Rudy) who have their mouths and 
hands duct-taped. Harmony steps back to address them.

HARMONY I'm totally sorry I have to do this, and you guys 
are being super understanding. It's just till I clear my name. I so 
owe you guys dinner. 
Harmony closes the closet door and walks back down the hall talking 
to herself.

HARMONY OK, OK, OK. So...I'm being set up. Somebody put 
blood in my blood. Human blood in my thermos. So, fingerprints. Right. 
Gotta get my thermos. 
Cut to:
28 INT. LOBBY OF WOLFRAM & HART - DAY The demon tribal leaders 
are talking to Angel and Gunn in the lobby. Harmony hides around the corner, 
hoping to avoid their notice.

VINJI LEADER (Screeching)SUBTITLE: Dupree's 
murderer still walks free.
ANGEL What? 
VINJI LEADER (Speaking demonic language)SUBTITLE: 
This gathering is cursed.
ANGEL What is she saying? 
GUNN That want to walk.Gy men khijin mogor. (Click) 
 SUBTITLE: We'll make it right.
GUNN I told her... 
ANGEL I got the general idea. What do they want? 
VINJI LEADER (Click click, screech)SUBTITLE: If 
you cannot offer the blood of the killer, one of your own must 
die.
GUNN That ain't good. 
VINJI LEADER Aah! 
ANGEL What? 
GUNN Seems it's bad luck to get things going before we 
cough up a little eye for an eye. Seeing as though we don't have the 
actual bad guy, they're willing to accept a substitute. 
ANGEL They want a blood sacrifice? Harmony! 
HARMONY (pops out from behind the corner) A person 
makes one little mistake... 
ANGEL Find Fred. I want to know what she got off the 
body. 
HARMONY (gulps) Fred?(nods) Right. I'm on it. 
 (walks across the lobby)
Cut to:
29 INT. BREAK ROOM AT WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Harmony walks into 
the break room while Dan is reaching into the refrigerator for the stainless 
steel thermos covered in unicorn stickers.

HARMONY Aha!(Dan turns to face her, holding the 
thermos) The smoking thermos! 
DAN What? 
HARMONY Trying to get rid of the evidence? 
DAN What evidence? I was just tryin' to get to Lorne's 
protein snack. 
HARMONY Ha! You expect me to believe that? Go on. Admit 
it! 
DAN Admit what? 
HARMONY (yelling) That you stole my thermos and filled 
it with human blood! 
DAN Human...what?! 
HARMONY (pushes Dan against the refrigerator) It is so 
totally obvious you hate me!(screaming) You've probably been 
watching me sweat all day, laughing! 
DAN Hate you? I don't care about you enough to hate— 
OFFICE GIRL #1 (steps up to Harmony) Hey, leave him 
alone! 
HARMONY (vamps out, turns to the girl) Mind your own 
business!(everyone scurries to leave the break room) (to Dan) 
You murdered that guy and put him in my bed! 
DAN Murdered?!(crying) Oh, God! 
HARMONY (clasps her hands around his throat) You did 
this to me, and now you're gonna confess! 
DAN I'm—I'm—I'm sorry! I didn't—what guy? Please, I 
swear. Don't kill me! 
Someone breaks a glass container on Dan's head, knocking him 
out.

HARMONY What the...?(turns to see Tamika standing 
there, un-vamps her face) What'd you do that for? 
TAMIKA To make it look like you did. 
HARMONY Why would you want to— Hey! It was you! 
 (beat) Who are you?
Fade to black.

Act IV:
30 INT. BREAK ROOM AT WOLFRAM & HART - DAY Tamika stalks ever 
closer to Harmony, who's backing up slowly.

TAMIKA You don't remember? Think steno pool.(Harmony 
shrugs) I sat next to you. 
HARMONY (stands behind a table) Sambuca. 
TAMIKA (hits the table) Tamika! 
HARMONY Right! 
TAMIKA Well, you were only there for, what was it? 5 
weeks? 
HARMONY More like 4 1/2. 
TAMIKA I have been there for 5 years! I type 80 words a 
minute. I have an exceptionally pleasant phone voice. But you're the 
one who sits at the best desk in the building. You're the one in the 
in-crowd. 
HARMONY (chuckles) You think I'm in the in-crowd? 
TAMIKA Oh, I see you in all the important meetings. 
You're on the fast track. Well, that's all about to change. I have 
witnesses who saw you attack Danny, and when Mr. Angel hears that I 
saved him, you job will be mine by the end of the day. 

Tamika kicks the table toward Harmony, who leaps into the air to 
avoid it as it shatters against the wall. Harmony vamps out.

HARMONY You're forgetting one thing. Kinda have the 
advantage. 
TAMIKA (vamps out) Kinda not. 
HARMONY Oh.(Tamika throws the first punch, and 
fighting ensues) I should've smelled you! 
TAMIKA You would've if you wore less of that tacky 
perfume! 
The girls continue fighting with punches and kicks.

HARMONY Chanel's not tacky!(charges at Tamika)
TAMIKA (grabs Harmony by the throat and pushes her back 
against the wall) Saw you at that bar and I said to myself, "this 
is it, Tamika. This is your chance." So I slipped a roofie in your 
drink while you were busy slutting it up. Then I followed you back to 
your place with that guy and waited till you passed out, and then 
broke in, had myself a little snack. 
HARMONY That is just... ugh! I am so gonna kick your ass! 

TAMIKA (grabs a set of chopsticks from the countertop and 
rears back with them) Dust can't kick! 
Harmony kicks Tamika in the chest, sending her across the room. 
Harmony goes after her, but Tamika trips her, sending Harmony to the 
floor. Harmony sees another pair of chopsticks on the floor, unwraps them, 
and crawls toward Tamika, who kicks Harmony across the room. Both girls 
get to their feet, holding chopsticks in front of them like swords. 
Harmony splits her chopsticks, holding one in each hand now. Tamika 
follows suit. Tamika gets into a martial arts pose, as does Harmony. They 
fight with fists and kicks, trying to stake each other with the 
chopsticks. Harmony and Tamika get close to staking one another, but each 
blocks the other's motion, causing an impasse.

HARMONY You're gonna tell Angel the truth! 
TAMIKA You want to know the first thing I'm gonna do when 
I get your desk? Smash all of those stupid, ugly-ass unicorns! 

Cut to:
31 INT. HALLWAY IN WOLFRAM & HART - DAY The girls take the 
fight out into the hallway with a loud crash. Harmony has Tamika in a 
headlock and is pulling her hair.

TAMIKA Unh! 
HARMONY And then you're gonna tell Angel how you stole my 
thermos and filled it with human blood! And how you tricked me— 
 (Tamika steps hard on Harmony's toe, causing Harmony to lose her 
grip on Tamika) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!(hops around holding her 
foot)
TAMIKA My lips? Sealed. The key? Lost it! 

Tamika starts kicking Harmony.
Cut to:
32 INT. ANGEL'S CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY A noise that sounds like 
women screeching is heard in the conference room. It's unclear whether or 
not it's Harmony and Tamika fighting or if it's the demon language. Focus on 
the demon clans meeting in the conference room. Speaking in their language, 
the demons are hissing and clicking angrily at each other. They are speaking 
with their hands outstretched in clawing motions, their hissing and growling 
sounds and their body language are getting progressively more aggressive. 
Angel and Gunn look on as the demon leaders hiss, growl, screech, and click 
at one another.

ANGEL Funny how that wasn't on the tape. 
GUNN They're still demanding a— 
VINJI LEADER SUBTITLE: Whore man has failed!
SAHRVIN LEADER SUBTITLE: We demand a 
sacrifice!
Suddenly, Harmony and Tamika crash through the glass wall of the 
conference room near the head of the table. Harmony picks Tamika up off 
the floor, throws her onto the table, rears back and stakes her with a 
chopstick. Tamika vanishes into a cloud of dust. The demon leaders look at 
Harmony.

HARMONY (to Angel) I didn't mean to do that yet. 

The demon leaders look at one another, calmer now.

VINJI LEADER Quid uab an. Tacha (Click click). 
 SUBTITLE: Works for me.
SAHRVIN LEADER (nods) Kye glau mmm.SUBTITLE: 
I'm good.
The demon leaders sit down, smiling, and look at Angel.

HARMONY (in human face now, still holding the 
chopsticks) I...can explain? 
The demons all turn to face Angel, who crosses his arms 
disapprovingly.
Cut to:
33 INT. ANGEL'S OFFICE - NIGHT Fred, Rudy, and Lorne are sitting in 
Angel's office holding ice packs to their heads.

ANGEL You should have just come to me. 

Harmony hangs her head. 

FRED Gee, I wish I would have thought of telling her 
that. 
HARMONY I'm really, really sorry, you guys. I totally 
wouldn't have hit you over he head and put you in the closet if I 
didn't have a really good reason. It's just... I was scared, and... 
 (sighs) (to Angel) I know you never wanted me as your 
assistant, and... OK, I made some bad choices. I mean, it's not like I 
have a soul. I have to try a lot harder. 
Gunn walks out of the conference room, closing the door behind him. 


WESLEY How's it going in there? 
GUNN Well, so far, no heads are rolling. How 'bout in 
here? 
FRED Harmony could've handled it better, but she didn't 
kill anyone. 
RUDY (sighs)You'll be clean in 2 days, but I'll be 
watchin' you. 
HARMONY I know. He won't have to be watching 'cause... 
I'll just pack up my desk.(turns to leave)
ANGEL Harmony?(turns back to Angel) Just bring us 
some coffee. 
Harmony walks out, frowning.
Cut to:
34 INT. BAR - NIGHT Harmony is back at the bar where she and Fred 
went, only this time she's there by herself, sitting at the bar, talking to 
the bartender.

HARMONY So I save the summit by killing the skank who 
tried to frame me, and all I get is, "get me some coffee." You believe 
that?(shakes her head, then sits up smiling) Oh, hey, can I 
get another, but with one of those little umbrellas? 
BARTENDER We're out. 
HARMONY Right. Figures. 
SPIKE (walks up to Harmony) Yeah, life's an 
ever-lovin' bitch, isn't it? 
HARMONY What are you doing here? 
SPIKE At the moment, hearing a bit of your story of woe. 
 (sits at the bar beside Harmony)
HARMONY But...what happened to Europe? Aren't you 
supposed to be slayer-chasing or something? 
SPIKE I was on my way. Had a boat ticket and all. Then I 
put a little thinking into it. A man can't go out in a bloody blaze of 
glory, savin' the world, and then show up 3 months later, tumbling off 
a cruise ship in the south of France. I mean, I'd love to, don't get 
me wrong, but, uh, it's hard to top an exit like that. 
HARMONY (rolls her eyes) Come on. Girls don't care 
about stuff like that. Just one look at you, and she'll forget 
herself, and she'll get all tingly, and it won't matter how horribly 
you treated her in the past and how you took her for granted, and... 

SPIKE I never took her for gr— Oh. I expect Buffy would 
be happy enough to see me. It's just, I gave up my life for her, the 
world, and if I show up now, flesh and bone, my grand finale won't 
hold much weight. All of it... won't matter. 
HARMONY Yeah—not mattering.(sighs) I know that 
feeling well. 
SPIKE Oh, come on, Harm, you matter to someone. 
HARMONY (looks at Spike) I do? 
SPIKE Yeah. Girl tried to frame you, didn't she? Must 
have mattered to her. Everybody's talking about it. 
HARMONY You're right. That girl hated me. She wanted me 
dead. I matter. 
Spike nods and holds up his drink in a toasting motion. Harmony sips 
her drink and nods, smiling.
Fade to black.