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Willow:
"Hey, look, Parker's here."
Buffy: "Yeah."
Willow: "You're not looking? He looks really cute in green."
Buffy: "Teal. He's reflected in the mirror."
Willow: "You know, when you spend all week with a guy, you're
allowed to look at him directly."
Willow:
"Buffy's looking at Parker, who, it turns out, has a reflection, so
big plus there. Buffy's having lusty wrong feelings."
Buffy: "No, I'm not."
Willow: "No, you're not."
Buffy: "Oh, I so am."
Harmony:
"You were always funny, Willow. You haven't changed a bit."
Willow: "No, you neither."
Harmony: "Oh, maybe a little. (growl)"
Willow: "Back off, Harmony."
Harmony: "Okay, fine. Hide behind your boyfriend. But guess what? I
have a boyfriend, too, and he's gonna be mad that you were mean to
me."
Parker:
"I'm not doing the deep 'get sympathy' routine. I mean, don't you
just hate guys who are all, 'I'm dark and brooding, so give me
love.'"
Buffy: "I don't think I've ever met that type."
Anya:
"You should lock your door."
Giles: "Believe me, I am kicking myself."
Xander: "Anya? The last time I saw you fleeing in terror. How'd
that work out for you?"
Anya: "So, where's our relationship?"
Xander: "Our what? Our who?"
Xander: "And there's the whole you used to be a man-killing demon
thing. Which, to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours."
Oz:
"Remember Harmony?"
Willow: "She's back from her summer vacation. And she's a little
different."
Buffy: "Different?"
Willow: "Paler."
Parker: "Is your neck okay?"
Buffy: "Neck. Paler. Puppy! The angry puppy."
Oz: "Yeah, we came to warn you about the... angry puppy."
Buffy:
"Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection."
Harmony:
"How's my little blondie bear?"
Spike: "Harm, does this look like a good time to talk?"
Harmony: "Are you going to kill Willow today? 'Cause I want you to
say, 'This is for messing with my sweet girl.'"
Harmony: "You almost killed her last year. Suddenly it's a big
deal?"
Harmony: "This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat."
Spike: "He's perfectly fresh."
Harmony: "I think I had a math class with him last year, and I
didn't like him that much then, either."
Spike:
"I like him. He's got... um, what's the word? Vulnerability."
Buffy: "And you're with Harmony. What, did you lose a bet?"
Harmony: "Hey!"
Buffy: "What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?"
Spike: "Maybe I dumped her!"
Harmony: "She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks
about most days."
Spike: "Harm!"
Harmony:
"Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
Spike: "No."
Harmony: "Oh. Can I make him a vampire?"
Spike: "No. Wait. On second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your
time. Do Melanie and the kids as well."
Harmony: "Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool! Can we eat a doctor so I
can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?"
Parker:
"You think I could get a dance with the prettiest girl at the
party?"
Buffy: "And what do I do, just stand here and watch?"
Harmony:
"You love that tunnel more than me."
Spike: "I love syphilis more than you."
Buffy: "You know what? I'm an adult and it's none of your business
where I was."
Giles: "I'm sincerely relieved to hear it. Now, can we discuss the
impending disaster?"
Oz:
"Okay, either I'm borrowing all your albums, or I'm moving
in."
Giles: "Oz, there are more important things than records right now."
Oz: "More important than this one?"
Giles: "Um, I suppose an argument could be made for..."
Xander: "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's
shallow like us."
Oz: "I got to admit, I'm a little disappointed."
Giles: "I-I-I..."
Willow: "Well, maybe it doesn't work. It's like art."
Giles: "Uh... public television!"
Parker: "Didn't you have fun? Watch out how you answer that, my ego
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