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Buffy
(staking a vampire): And they say one person can't make a
difference.
Buffy (about
construction-working Xander): Very manly. Not at all Village
People.
Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: Not really a one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. A
ritual sacrifice... with pie.
Anya: Soon he'll be sweating. I'm
imagining having sex with him again.
Buffy: Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.
Xander (after falling into an
old mission): I'm OK, I'm OK! ... Where am I OK?
Willow: It's a turvy-topsy
world.
Buffy: It is a sham, but it's a
sham with yams. It's a yam sham.
Willow: You're not gonna jokey-ryhme your way out of this.
Xander: You're a strange
girlfriend.
Anya: I'm a girlfriend?
Xander: Um... there's a chance I'm delirious.
Willow: The coroner's office
said she was missing an ear, so I'm thinking maybe we're looking for a
witch. There's some great spells that work much better with an ear in
the mix.
Buffy: That's one fun little hobby you got there, Will.
Buffy: It was pretty darn scary.
It was more like a riot than a Ralphs. I thought I was going to have to
use Slayer moves on this one woman who was completely hoarding the
pumpkin pie filling.
Willow: Hey, and later we can
churn our own butter and make sweaters out of sheep.
Willow (leaving Buffy and
Riley alone): Look, they're selling coffee in coffee shop.
Yum.
Willow (to Angel, muffled by
his hand over her mouth): Evil! You're all evil again!
Harmony (to Spike):
I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me.
And you're mean!
Giles: Yes, always behind on
terms. I'm still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials.'
Willow: You know, I don't think
you want to help! You just want to slay the demon and go 'la, la, la.'
Willow: Angel? I saw him too.
Giles: That's not terribly stealthy of him.
Willow: I think he's lost his edge.
Giles: That's why I think we
should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and
yours is the one things would roll off of.
Spike: What part of 'help me!'
do you not understand?
Buffy: The part where I help you.
Spike (on his implant):
I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't
chase the other puppies anymore.
Spike (regarding Xander):
Oh, leave that one! He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I
think I can eat someone if he's already dead.
Buffy (trying to console the
Indians): You can have casinos now!
Anya: So this is Angel. He's
large and glowery, isn't he?
Angel: I'm not evil again. Why
does everyone think that?
Willow: Angel's here to protect Buffy.
Angel: I haven't been evil for a long time!
Anya (about Angel):
What's he like when he is evil?
Spike: A bear! You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn't mean to!
Spike: Undo it! Undo it!:
Willow: But at least we all
worked together. It was like old times.
Xander: Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything...
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