| Xander:
You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.
Willow (joking):
Whatcha got in the boxes, drugs? (Serious) It's not drugs
is it, Xander?
Willow (about the Boost Bars):
Those things usually taste kind of tasteless, then leave a bad
aftertastelessness.
Anya (about her poker hand):
Come on, somebody bet already. I've got three 'K' cards.
Willow (about Buffy):
Guess she's out with Riley. You know what it's like with a spanking new
boyfriend.
Anya (re: Xander): Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Buffy: (on her take-down of
the Initiative squad): I was just lucky.
Walsh: I see, well, still very impressive. (She walks away.)
Buffy (to Riley): I was just being modest with the
whole lucky thing. You got that right?
Buffy (about Riley's lunch
selection): ... A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so
gonna be punished.
Willow: Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Spike (to Giles):
And I don't want you crawling back here, knocking on my door, pleading
for help the second teen witch's magic goes all wonky, or little Xander
cuts a new tooth.
Buffy: You said it was big. You
told me, but you never said it was huge!
Riley: Don't like to brag.
Willow: Wow, I've been trying to
find a dolls-eye crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway.
Riley: Hope you don't mind us
tagging along.
Willow: No, no, of course not, the more the... more.
Walsh (debriefing Buffy and
the commandos on their latest mission): You might want to be
suited up for this.
Buffy: Oh, you mean the camo and stuff. I thought about it, but
on me it's gonna look all Private Benjamin. Don't worry, I've patrolled
in this halter many times.
Willow: Irony's kind of ironic
that way.
Buffy (about the questions
she asked Walsh): Questions. An Initiative faux pas,
yes?
Riley: It's a little unusual. She's just not used to it. Maybe
'cause you barely ever opened your mouth in her classroom.
Buffy: Professor Walsh? That
simple little recon you sent me on — wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it
was me, trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet
demons. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know
what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out. |
