Buffy:
"Oh, God, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?"
Riley: "No, a giant skewer through the rib cage hurt me.
That was just a reminder."
Willow: "You two crazy kids
take down an unstoppable killer cyber-demon-hybrid thingy and we'll call
it all even."
Xander (to Riley):
"There's no way to politely ask you this, but did they put a chip
in your brain?"
Riley: "All I had in there
was this one little part of you."
Buffy: "It's just a scarf part of me, really."
Riley: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "I am looking for brain-washy chips in your
head."
Xander (regarding Faith's
escape): "I'd say this qualifies for a worst-timing ever
award."
Xander (regarding Adam and
Faith): "I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal
lunatic get in the way of pursuing a homicidal lunatic."
Willow (regarding Faith):
"I have an idea — beat the crap out of her!"
Willow: "That was the
funnest coma ever."
Giles: "Perhaps there's
some form of rehabilitation we just haven't thought about."
Willow: "And if not, ass-kicking makes a solid Plan B."
Willow (about Riley):
"What did you tell him?"
Buffy: "The truth. That she's my wacky identical cousin from
England, and whenever she visits, hijinks ensue."
Willow: "It's good that you two have such an honest
relationship."
Buffy: "Faith, these are
innocent people."
Faith: "No such animal."
Faith: "You took my life,
B. Payback's a bitch."
Willow: "Look who's talking."
Willow: "Hunting for a
psychopathic superbitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category."
Willow (regarding Faith):
"I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face."
Willow: "She's like this
cleavagey slutbomb walking around going 'Ooh. Check me out, I'm wicked
cool. I'm five by five.'"
Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No one knows."
Spike: "Can't any one of
your damned little Scooby club at least try to remember that I
hate you all?"
Faith: "You've got a pair
on you, Joyce. I like seeing that in a woman your age."
Joyce: "Are you going to
slit my throat anytime soon?" |
