| Willow:
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a
napkin.
Xander: We knocked them dead...
which they already were.
Willow: We knocked them deader!
Spike (to Buffy):
Yeah, back off, Betty!
Buffy: It's Buffy! You big, bleached... stupid guy.
Anya: Xander's not here.
Buffy Oh.
(Pause)
Anya: You're not going away. Why aren't you going away?
Anya (trying to give Buffy a
pep talk): Oh, buck up you! You kill the best! Go you! Kill,
kill.
Anya: You could have, like, a
world with no shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp.
Buffy: Anya, tell them about the
alternate universes.
Anya: Oh, okay. Um... say you really like shrimp a lot. Or we
could say you don't like shrimp at all. "Blah, I wish there weren't
any shrimp," you'd say to yourself —
Buffy: Stop! You're saying it wrong.
Buffy: I think that Jonathan may
be doing something so that he's manipulating the world, and we're all
like his pawns.
Anya: Or prawns.
Buffy: Stop with the shrimp! I am trying to do something here!
Buffy: Giles, do you have a
Jonathan swimsuit calendar?
Giles: No... Yes. I-it was a gift.
Riley: These spells, these
really work? I mean, can you really turn your enemies inside out or
learn to excrete gold coins?
Anya: That one's not so much fun.
Giles (after Xander speaks
Latin, setting a book on fire): Xander, don't speak Latin in
front of the books.
Xander: So, we're saying that he
did a spell just to make us think he was cool?
Giles: Yes.
Xander: That is so cool. |
