Season 1 quotes

Angel

Willow: "What's it like where you are?"

Willow: "So, we're talking about a guy?"
Buffy: "Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence?"

Willow: "What about Angel?"
Buffy: "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"

Buffy: "Angel, do you snore?"
Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a position to let me know."

Xander: "Buffy, come on. Wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book."
Buffy: "What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs?"
Xander: "Duh!"

Xander: "I once drank an entire gallon of gatorade without taking a breath."
Willow: "It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor."

Willow: "How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going
on. I never know what's going on."
Giles: "Well, you weren't here from midnight until six researching it."
Willow: "No, I was sleeping."

Buffy: "'A' doesn't even stand for Angel, for that matter. It stands for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student."

Buffy: "Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"
Giles: "A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the
memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway."
Willow: "So that'd be a no, huh?"

Xander: "You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
Cordelia: "What?"
Xander: "Not vampire. How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em."

Angel: "What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was
kimonos."

Darla: "Is there anything better than a natural disaster?"

Xander: "I'm not saying anything. I have nothing to say."
Giles: "Does Angel have a tattoo behind his right shoulder?"
Buffy: "Yeah, it's a bird or somehing."
Xander: "Now I'm saying something. You saw him naked?"

Willow: "So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being
someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone
who's...not."

Willow: "It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever,
although you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now."

Darla: "What do you want?"
Angel: "I want it finished."
Darla: "That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too."

Joyce: "I know she is having trouble with history. Is it too difficult for her, or is she not applying herself?"
Giles: "She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then.

Buffy: "I know you're here, and I know what you are."
Angel: "Do you? I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy: "You're not an animal. Animals I like."

Buffy: "I invited you into my home, and you attacked my family."
Angel: "Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends' children for a hundred years. I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart."

Angel: "The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
Buffy: "What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?"

Angel: "I can walk like a man, but I'm not one. I wanted to kill you tonight."
Buffy: "Go ahead."
Angel: "..."
Buffy: "Not as easy as it looks."

Darla: "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy: "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"

Buffy: "You guys were involved?"
Darla: "For several generations."
Buffy: "Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes."

Xander: "Ah, the post-fumigation party."
Buffy: "Okay, so what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation
party?"
Xander: "Much heartier cockroaches."

Buffy: "It's weird, though. In this way, I feel like he's still watching me."
Willow: "Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over there."